Doom Generation

Amy:
If bullshit were music, you'd be a big brass band.

Amy:
Sometimes I feel like the city is sucking away at my soul.

Jordan:
I feel like a gerbil smothering in Richard Gere's butthole.

Amy:
What is this, night of the living BRAIN-dead?

Amy:
Look, you f***ing chunky pumpkinhead! I don't know what the f*** you're talking about!

Amy:
What is this, Night of the Living Brain-dead? Wake up and smell the cappucino, geek. I don't know you, I've never f***ing seen you before, I don't know who the f*** this 'Sunshine' is!

Amy Blue:
You're like a life support system for a cock!

Amy:
I'm so mad at you, I could rip your testicles off and staple them to your ankles. What the f*** did you have to go and tell Jordan for?

Xavier:
Tell him what?

Amy:
What do you think, doorknob? That we got together!

Xavier:
Well, didn't you utterly dig it?

Amy:
That is not the point!

Xavier:
Well, what is the point then, get it? Guilt is for married, old people!

Amy:
You're incredible. You're not even human, are you? You're like a life-support system for a cock!

Amy Blue:
When nature calls, it f***ing hollers!

Peanut:
Who pissed in your Froot Loops?

Xavier:
You always have to be a pessimist, don't you? Little Miss Doom and Gloom. Well f*** you.

Xavier:
Girls have no sense of adventure.

Jordan White:
I'm worried about catching AIDS.

Amy Blue:
But we're both virgins!

Jordan White:
I feel like a gerbil spinning around in Richard Gere's butt.

Xavier Red:
Sniff my finger. Come on, sniff my finger and tell me it doesn't smell like your girlfriend's sweet, juicy snatch.

Amy Blue:
Oh my God. If i don't find my skull lighter, I'll, like, slit my wrists.

Amy Blue:
Why don't you go PASSIONATELY f*** yourself?

Amy Blue:
Eat my f***.

Brandi:
(draws a sword) I am gonna lop his. . dick off. . like a chicken head.

Brandi:
But it was her! It was Kitten! That b*tch... I'm gonna find her. And I'm gonna kill her.

TV Anchorwoman:
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Jordan:
Do you love me, babe?

Amy:
Sure! I totally do, babe.

Amy:
...Just... ugh... put your dick in me!Jordan: I'm... I'm trying!

Jordan White:
"I love you" can mean a lot of things... like "you'll do 'till someone better comes along," or "I can't describe how I really feel but I know that I'm supposed to say this," or "Shut up, I'm watching TV."

Amy Blue:
this place is so f***ing boring , i wish someone would burn it to the ground