Dragon Ball Z

[after scanning the power levels of 3 Namek warriors]

Frieza:
You have the power levels of a Boy Scout troop!

[Frieza has just pulled Nail's arm off]

Frieza:
Maybe you can use it as a backscratcher! Ha ha ha! A backscratcher! Where do I come up with this stuff?"

Goku:
That's what you think, Captain Cocky!

Vegeta:
You can take control of my mind and my body, but there is one thing a Saiyan always keep... his PRIDE!

Tien:
Piccolo just gave Cell everything he had and it didn't even phase him.

Cell:
Now that we have the vermin out of the way. You're next Piccolo.

Dende:
Eternal Dragon, by your name, I summon you forth, Shenron.

Trunks:
As long as I have the power to destroy you Cell, I'm willing to sacrifice everything.

Goku:
It looks like they only want me, and that's exactly who they'll get.

Vegeta:
Are you ready now to witness a power not seen for thousands of years?

Frieza:
[Frieza has just ripped Nail's arm off] Oh my, that has got to hurt.

Frieza:
There're three things I refuse to tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and millitary insurrection.

Frieza:
[a group of large Namekian warriors is about to attack Frieza] Oh my, four big brutes against little ol' me?

Frieza:
[Frieza confronts Guru] Hello there. [Guru doesn't respond] My, he's not much of a conversationalist. Yohoo, are you mad because I didn't knock?

Frieza:
[Approaches Guru's tower] Hello, anybody home?

Nail:
Yes, I'm here. Hello, friend.

Frieza:
Thank you very much. I'm a visitor touring your lovely planet and I happened to come across seven Dragonballs. A man at a gift shop told me about the legend behind the balls. You know, the wish. But you need a password to activate them. Would you happen to know the password, my good man?

Nail:
Not me. You should check with the chamber of commerce. They have that sort of information.

Frieza:
The chamber is dead, my good man, and so are you if you don't tell me that password!

Vegeta:
This doesn't concern you! This is between me and your circus clown of a father!

Goku:
Circus clown. That's a new one.

Kid Trunks:
Hey Goten, did anyone ever tell you that you're stupid?

Vegeta:
Amazing. How do you do it Kakarot? You've always been like this, ever since the day I first met you, always ready to meet the next challenge, even if it's bigger than you are. "So, we meet at last. We have been expecting you, Kakarot. We were beginning to think you wouldn't show. Hopefully, now things will get more interesting around here." "How can this be happening? I am a super-elite... the prince of all Saiyans. and he is just a low-level, a common soldier. I am one of the greatest fighters in the universe!" It was the same on Namek. You have improved so much that it would make Recoome like you were standing still. Your power had increase so dramatically since our battle on Earth that I thought you have done it. I thought... that you have become a Super-Saiyan. It tore me apart. How could a low-class soldier accomplish so easily what I... I had struggle my whole life to achive? After 3 millennia, it is finally happened; A new Super-Saiyin has emerged, and somehow, I have become this popish witness. Then at last it happened. I too transformed. After living every moment of every day for the single purpose of surpassing you, I finally became a Super-Saiyin myself. The prince have reclaim his throne and fulfilled his destiny. But no matter how strong I became, your power still exceeded mine. At first I thought it was your loved ones, than it was your instinct to protect them that spired you on, and pushed you beyond your limits. But then I found myself with a family of my own, and my power... didn't increase at all. I used to fight for the shear of pleasure, for the thrill of the hunt, all I had the strength unmetered, I spared no one. And yet you showed mercy to every one, even your fiercest enemies, even me... Yet you never thought to kill, more for revenge. Only to test your limits, and to push us beyond them, to become the strongest you could possibly be. How can a Saiyin fight like that, and at the same time be so gentle that he wouldn't hurt a fly? It makes me angry just thinking about it. But perhaps it is my anger that has made me blind to the truth for so long. I see it now. this day has made it all too clear. Your better than me, Kakarot. You are the Best...

Piccolo:
Even with the energy you took from me, my power is still far greater than your own.

Piccolo:
Not bad, for an early prototype.

Krillin:
Piccolo, err Kami, that is um?

Yarijobe:
Think again. There's no way you're leaving the kid here.

Cell:
Perhaps these miserable humans would appreciate a light show.

Cell:
I have yet to show you, young warrior, what I'm truly capable of.

Vegeta:
What went wrong? You had me!

Goku:
I can go one step farther if I wanted to.

Trunks:
You should know, I'm much more powerful than my father.

Cell:
Silly Piccolo. My secrets will not be unlocked so easily.

King Kai:
I'm the King. When you get to be King, you're not supposed to have to do all the work.

[Before Vegeta's final fight with Majin Buu]

Vegeta:
There is one thing I'd like to know. Tell me, will I meet that clown Kakarot in the other world?

Piccolo:
I'm not going to lie to you, Vegeta, although the answer may be difficult for you to hear. This is the truth. Goku devoted his life to protecting the lives of other. Because of his selflessness, when he died, he was allowed to keep his body and travel to King Kai's Planet. You, on the other hand, have spent your life in pursuit of your own selfish desires. You've caused too much pain. When you die, you will not receive the same reward.

Vegeta:
Oh well, so be it. That will be all, get out of here and hurry!

[Piccolo flies away]

Goku:
It would be meaningless to fight with you now. You're too scared and ashamed. Live with the shock. Keep it bottled up inside you. Silently.

Vegeta:
Let me ask you. Does a machine like yourself ever experience fear.

Vegeta:
There's only one certainty in life. A strong man stands above and conquers all!

Vegeta:
Don't remind me. I'm mad enough to hurt somebody and pounding you just might be the therapy I need.

Piccolo:
[Talking to his split form] Hey, make a mental note - tails grow back

Piccolo:
I've never had real feelings about anyone before... Grr... I don't like it!

Piccolo:
Fool! Never believe anything the enemy tells you!

King Kai:
He is the destroyer of worlds. To anger him is to jeopardize the universe.

Gohan:
Piccolo, can I have some help here?

Piccolo:
Sure just one thing. There will be no help!

Vegeta:
Nappa, remind me to look into getting you dewormed again.

Piccolo:
We can't give up just because things aren't the way we want them to be.

Arlian King:
Kill those men, they're very bad men.

Nappa:
We're bad?

Vegeta:
Well, a little.

Vegeta:
Strength is the only thing that means anything to me!

Goku:
I would rather be a brainless monkey than a heartless monster. (To Frieza)

Garlic Jr.:
Everything will be sucked into the dead zone including you! All be locked away in total darkness for the rest of eternity, just as my father was!

Sorcerer:
I wish for you to unlock this oracle and release Tapion the brave from it.

Shenron:
That will be a piece of cake!

SSJ3 Goku:
If I can't do it, then who else can! Exploding Dragon Fist!

Vegeta:
Trunks, I never hugged you as a baby... let me hug you.

Vegeta:
Kakarot, you're quite impressive. I never stood a chance against Buu, you're the only one who can fight him. I think I finally understand how a genius like myself can't surpass you. I thought it was because you had something to protect. I thought your drive to protect allowed you to take advantage of your capabilities... this may have been a reason, but not I too have this drive. I fought to do as I wished, because it was fun to kill my enemies and feed my pride. But he's different, he fights not to win but because he absolutely won't lose, causing him to break his limits and he really doesn't care who his opponent is. So when he didn't kill me, it was because he saw I could care for others, like I do now... Go Kakarot, you're number one!

Vegeta:
While I was with you guys, I became more human. I didn't like that. I even have a family and started to like living on earth.

Vegeta:
Kakarot! Stop poking me in the eye you idiot!

Goku:
It's not my fault, you keep poking me in the mouth!

Vegeta:
Shut up Kakarot! [Attempting to de-fuse]

Vegeta:
Whenever the journalists show up, I'll just destroy them.

Bulma:
Vegeta, behave yourself!

Vegeta:
Fine.

Vegeta:
~evil laugh~... And then there was one...

Trunks:
Father, you're so tough and proud, hard and cold like a rock. But still, deep down, your heart beats like mine does... I know you feel... I'm your son and I will always love you.

Gohan:
Piccolo! You big jerk! I take back all the nice things I said about you!

Gohan:
I'll do it slowly, so you can watch me better.

Gohan:
Well sometimes Piccolo... uh... a little on the paranoid side.

Videl:
I guess you were right. He does seem a little bit high strung.

Goku:
How can androids have babies?

Master Roshi:
Now, did you boys remember to pack your toothbrushes!

Krillin:
Yes!

Goku:
Tooth... what?

Goku:
Why don't you come to Other World with me?

Krillin:
What? No way! I'm married now bro! This is the good wife! Right babe?

Android 18:
[blushing] Goon.

Goku:
What did that Shin say to you? He wasn't rude was he? Do you want me to set him straight for you? I bet if I told him you were once the Guardian of Earth he'd have a little more respect!

Piccolo:
No! Don't do that! Please! Don't do anything! Please don't!

Android 17:
[clapping] A beautiful speech, I can see it now, you truly are a prince with the royal blood of a Saiyan.

Android 17:
Tell me, are all you Saiyans so full of yourselves? Is this how you hide your incompetence? We androids will always be superior to your kind.

King Cold:
I'm proud that I have taught you all the necessary skills in life. Use them well.

Piccolo:
My ears do more than just frame my face.

Tournament Announcer:
Is uh, # 18 your real name?

Krillin:
Hey hun! I've got a great idea, let's trade! Yo take my spot and I'll fight Hercule!

King Kai:
Goku, what's that noise?

Goku:
It's my stomach, I'm hungry.

Vegeta:
Let's see what you got Kakarot. Galic Gun Fire!

Goku:
Kaio-Ken! Times Ten!

[about Gohan]

Master Roshi:
Has he seen... Oh, I don't know the full moon?

Goku:
No we go to bed pretty early, why?

Bulma, Krillin, Master Roshi:
No reason.

Vegeta:
What's wrong Frieza? Is your brain another one of your weak and under used muscles?

Vegeta:
I'd rather die than fuse with you!

Goku:
Vegeta, you're already dead!

Pan:
Your real strength is your bravery.

Vegeta:
I am the prince of all Saiyans once again!

Vegeta:
[Vegeta's last thought before he dies fighting Majin Buu] Bulma, Trunks. This is for you.

Goku:
Wow how cute. Is he yours Yamcha?

Yamcha:
Huh! He's not my kid.

Goku:
[Trunks cries] Okay! Okay! You know? Come to think of it he does look a little bit like Vegeta.

[Piccolo and Vegeta sit back to back on a tiny island]

Piccolo:
Is it over?

Vegeta:
Not until the fish jumps.

[a fish jumps out of the water]

Vegeta:
It's over.

Majin Buu:
Buu turn you into candy.

Goku:
Hi, Hercule.

Hercule:
Hey, how are you?

Pan:
Don't forget me, grandpa.

Hercule:
How's my little girl? So have you come to cheer grandpa on?

Goku:
No, silly, we're all entering the tournament.

Hercule:
[stammers]

Goku:
Don't worry, Hercule. If one of us makes it to the finals, we'll let you keep your title. Okay?

Nappa:
[shouts] You low-class peasant fool! I'm the second strongest Saiyan from the planet Vegeta!

Goku:
Well, if your friend over there is stronger than you, I guess you're the third-strongest Saiyan now!

Vegeta:
This can't be! His beam is as strong as my Gallick Gun!

Yarijobe:
You did it! Gokuuuuu!

Goku:
Not quite. He's regaining control. He'll be off my beam soon, probably mad as a hornet, I bet.

Yarijobe:
Are you sure?

Goku:
Mmm-hmm.

Vegeta:
You thought I was bad with a tail, huh?

[shouts]

Vegeta:
Well, strap yourself in!

G?ku:
Ally to good! Nightmare to you!

Vegeta:
[understands that Captain Ginyu is now a frog] It's frog-stompin' time!

Vegeta:
Kakkarot! Dodge this next attack, if you can!... But even if I miss you... THIS WHOLE PLANET'S GOING UP IN SMOOOOKE!

Majin Buu:
[Super Buu] This Majin Buu will wait one hour, then I will kill you all...

Majin Buu:
[Super Buu] So, hotshot, you want to fight Majin Buu?

Gohan:
[smirking] Fight you? No. I want to kill you.

Gohan:
[gets into a fighting stance] Now I'll show you why my little brother looks up to me.

Majin Buu:
[gets into his own stance, having absorbed Piccolo and Gotenks earlier] He doesn't. In fact, he wonders why you let me absorb him.

[Jeice and Burter fly around Goku, who dodges so fast it isn't noticeable]

Jeice:
I've had enough of this game of cat and mouse! Let's show him what the Ginyu Force is really about!

[They land]

Jeice:
We've had enough of this, ya coward. Now make a move!

[Goku punches him, his nose starts bleeding]

Burter:
Jeice, are you all right? Is it bleeding? Jeice, be careful or you'll stain your gloves.

Jeice:
Burter, just shut up!

Kid Trunks:
I think being world champion will be fun.

Goten:
I'll definitely tell you how it is.

Kid Trunks:
SO, what are you going to buy with your winnings?

Goten:
I dont know. Toys, I guess.

Kid Trunks:
Your such a toddler.

Goten:
What about you?

Kid Trunks:
I'm not sure what I'm going to buy.

Goten:
Yea, I guess when your family is the richest in the world, there arnt many toys that you dont have.

Videl:
You know those people?

Gohan:
Yeah. That man, wearing the orange uniform, he's my dad.

Videl:
WHAT? I thought your dad was with another woman.

Gohan:
Oh no! Just dead. Didn't you see that ring floating over his head?

Videl:
I think I need to lie down.

Goku:
Sorry, I saw an opening that just screamed 'ATTACK,' so I did, ha!

Nappa:
Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?

Vegeta:
It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!

Pan:
[Pan's ice cream cone fell to the ground. Pan begins to cry] Waaaahhhh! He killed my ice cream cone! [crying continues]

Goku:
Whew! Goodness gracioius!

Cell:
[During the Kamehameha struggle between Gohan and Perfect Cell] This must be hard on you with all those wounds Gohan. I bet this makes them *burn*!

[about Shenron, the Eternal Dragon]

Dende:
Hey! Don't piss off the god of love!

Vegeta:
[Looks back at Goku, who he had just knocked out] And if I don't come back before you return [Chuckle] Then we'll have to continue this another day. When I see you in Hell.

Shenron:
Why have you summoned me? Tell me your wish now.

Oolong:
Yes, uh, excuse me. Mr. Dragon, could you possibly destroy the Saiyans that are on their way to Earth right about now?

Bulma:
Hey, Oolong, that's not the wish! What about Goku, you little pig?

Oolong:
What? We could wish Goku back, but why not wish him back next time and have the dragon save the world now?

Shenron:
Your wish cannot be granted because the guardian of Earth created me. I cannot grant a wish that exceeds his power.

King Kai:
[sudden shock] Oh no!

Goku:
W... what? What's wrong?

King Kai:
I forgot to include in my calculations the time it's going to take you to get back to Earth on Snake Way!

Goku:
What? But King Kai, I thought that you were just going to zap me back to Earth! What? You gotta be kidding me, right? It took me nearly a year to get here, you know.

King Kai:
Yes, but um... uh... after your training you'll be much faster. You should be able to make it back on Snake Way within two days if you go all out.

Goku:
No! But that means I'll get there a day late! It'll all be over by then! I can't do that!

King Kai:
That's enough Goku! I'm not perfect, now am I? Even I make mistakes!

Gohan:
[Piccolo blasts him with his eyes] Hey, you cheated! You said no eye lasers!

Piccolo:
And what if I did? You should never believe anything the enemy tells you!

Gohan:
Yeah, but I mean, you're not the enemy.

[Bulma is lost and thirsty until sand and water rises out from Frieza's power to scare her]

Bulma:
[crying] It's all over. Doomed without any mascara on!

[Bulma screams as the sand and water float around her]

Bulma:
[loses it] Why did I even come to this stupid planet to look for those stupid Dragon Balls anyway? Nobody care that I exist! Stupid Krillin! Stupid Gohan! Stupid Goku! I hate you! I hate you all! Oh, I think I broke a nail.

[Marron steps out in a skintight swimsuit]

Master Roshi:
[goggling] Oh YEAH! Come to Papa, baby! Old Roshi's got something to show yah... [falls off his chair]

Chi-Chi:
All right, guys, where is Gohan? Answer me!

[Marron insults Chi-Chi]

Chi-Chi:
[enraged] Why, you... That's it! I hope you like black and blue, because you're gonna be wearing it for a while! [does the Kaio-Ken]

Maron:
Hey, Krillin, what's the deal? You're not giving up yet, are you? Well, are you?

Krillin:
[steaming] No way.

Chi-Chi:
Huh? Who are you?

Maron:
A friend. I was invited here... but I don't think you were!

Ox-King:
Do I make myself clear?

Chi-Chi:
But dad, you don't drink beer!

Cell:
*Vegeta comes back after his training from the hyperbolic time chamber and giving Cell a hard time* Cell: How did you get so strong in one day?

Vegeta:
Vegeta: I do a lot of Push ups and sit ups...

Goku:
So, what's with the hair, Krillin? I thought you were naturally bald.

Krillin:
Oh no, I just kept it well waxed. I could have sworn I told you that.

Goku:
Then why did you stop doing it? I mean, you just don't look like, you know, Krillin anymore!

Krillin:
I guess love makes you change some things...

Goku:
WHOA! Watch out, everyone! Android 18 is here!

Android 18:
[sarcastic] Look, he noticed. How cute.

Goku:
Someone please tell me she's still not terrorizing the planet!

Krillin:
Well, actually, Goku, 18 and I have gotten married.

Goku:
You mean you live in the same house as her?

Krillin:
That's all part of it. We even had a kid together.

Goku:
WHAT? But... but how?

Android 18:
[walks on ahead] Spare me!

Goku:
How do ANDROIDS have babies?

Krillin:
As it so happens, she started out as a human being! Dr Gero just remodelled her a little bit!

Goku:
Oh, okay. Then, congratulations!

Krillin:
Thank you.

Goku:
Why don't you come to the Other World with me?

Krillin:
What? No way, I'm married now bro! This is the good life! Right, babe?

Android 18:
[blushes] Goon.

Vegeta:
[to 18] If you give up now, I promise I'll turn you into something practical, like a toaster or a washing machine!

Vegeta:
[to 18] Your warranty ran out with me a long time ago, so you're going to be recycled!

Android 17:
What do ya say 16, ya up for a fight?

Android 16:
No. I will not fight them.

Android 17:
You won't? Is something wrong with you man? So, you're just gonna stand there like a statue, is that it?

Android 16:
I told you. I will only fight with Goku.

Android 17:
Alright. Have it your way pal. But I suggest you loosen up before you rust.

Vegeta:
[laughs at 18] What's the matter? You look a bit ruffled.

Android 18:
Yes, well. Looks aren't everything. You fight quite well for being such a little man. It's impressive. Even if you are a Saiyan.

Vegeta:
I know. There are very few willing to train as intensely as I did to achieve this kind of power.

Android 18:
How sad. To work so hard, for so little.

Vegeta:
Sad for YOU! [attacks 18]

Krillin:
Am I going crazy, or are we really back on Kami's lookout?

Oolong:
What do you mean? You've always been crazy.

Goku:
I know the odds are against me, but if there's a way to win, I'm gonna find it!

Goku:
[to Frieza] Your evil deeds are like a noose around your neck!

Frieza:
Hey! Why can't I hit you? Just tell me!

Goku:
You didn't say please.

Frieza:
Please... what? Please? You! All right then! Please! [Frieza blasts Goku right in the face but it has no effect]

Frieza:
HUH?

Goku:
[squeezing Frieza's hand] You just don't know when to stop! Enough is enough!

Frieza:
OOOWWWW!

Goku:
First Vegeta! Then Piccolo! And now, my best friend Krillin! You don't care, I can see that! Their lives mean absolutely nothing to you! You're not in the least bit sorry! Even now, all you can think about is how to destroy me!

Frieza:
[gets free] How? How did you get this incredible power? Don't tell me! It's true, isn't it?

Frieza:
Why do you loathe what I've done so much? Saiyans are just as ruthless as I am! They were killers, all of them! And you have the gall to condemn what I've done. You and your bloodthirsty race!

Goku:
They paid for their mistakes!

Frieza:
[laughs] Is that why they died? I thought it was because I killed them!

Goku:
Gohan! It's time! Piccolo is our only chance of bringing the others back to this dimension. Take him to the ship and go!

Gohan:
But what about you?

Goku:
Don't worry about me now! I know I'm where I need to be!

Gohan:
But... if we take the ship... that means you'll be stranded out here with no way home.

Goku, Gohan:
I'm your father. Now listen, Gohan! Just do as I say!

Gohan:
Whatever you want, dad.

Freeza:
What now? Saiyans transform into apes... This is completely different from anything that I've ever seen before. What does this mean?

Son Goku:
No more. No more! Now you will know the horror, Frieza!

Goku:
You can destroy planets, but you can never destroy what I am, friend!

Freeza:
You... what... what are you?

Goku:
I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!

Goku:
You're just a beast, with no conscience!

Frieza:
[laughs] So I'm a beast, huh? Oh, and what about you, Mr. Super Saiyan! Aren't you just like me?

Goku:
Hmph!

Frieza:
So the jury's still out on that one. Lets just give it a little more time!

Korin:
The cat has a name you know! And it wouldn't hurt for you to show a little respect!

Vegeta:
You are a fool! I'm going to crush you, and throw you into the wind!

Vegeta:
His last thoughts before the final fight with Majin Buu: "Trunks, Bulma, I do this for you. And yes, even for you, Kakarot."

Videl:
Doin' great! Come on, old gal!

Bulma:
Old gal! She'd better watch it!

Yamcha:
Hey, these clothes are expensive! I'm not jumpin' in there!

Bulma:
What kind of lame excuse is that? Just take them off and go in your underwear!

Yamcha:
Heh heh heh. See uh... that poses a problem. Uh... I'm not wearing any. Heh...

Bulma:
Yeah, right! I bet you're just chickening out! Hmmm... What about you?

Master Roshi:
Aheh aheh... I'd definitely go if I didn't have this cold. Aheh.

Bulma:
The men are scared.

Android 18:
Well, I'm not. But I don't feel like getting wet right now... so no.

Bulma:
Least you were honest about it, unlike certain others I know!

Videl:
It's kind of hard to believe that you can actually wish people back from the dead with these things.

Yamcha:
Well, look at me. I was as dead as you can get and I was wished back to life!

Bulma:
Don't worry, Videl. Most people come back normal.

Yamcha:
Hey, what's that supposed to mean?

[after Yamcha crashes the plane]

Bulma:
What the heck was that, Yamcha?

Yamcha:
Hey, that was a difficult landing!

Bulma:
Especially if you don't know how to land!

Bulma:
If I get my hand on that Dragonball, the first thing I'm going to do is throw it at Yamcha's head!

Android 18:
[to Roshi] Hey, the plane's settled. You can get up now. [the crash threw Master Roshi between Android 18's legs]

Master Roshi:
[blabbering] Hey, thank you so much, my head almost hit the wall, I think you may have saved my life, I was thrown viciously, just like this... [pushes his head into 18's chest]

Master Roshi:
[nuzzling] If anyone stopped me with these things it was you, I don't know how I can repay you, I could have cracked my head open, but this is so soft and nice, thank you so much... [18 grabs his head in a vise grip]

Master Roshi:
Let go! Please, I was only trying to tell you something!

Android 18:
How to be a lecherous old man?

Master Roshi:
[grabs her breast] No, I was just trying to show you how these floatation devices saved my life... [18 spins him away]

Oolong:
We should forget about going to lizardville and head for the Bahamas.

Bulma:
I could be the next Jane Goodall except with frogs!

Freeza:
You are SOOOO dead!

Goku:
When's the last time you had a bath?... Whew, it's downright unpleasant back here!

Dende:
[as Uub fights] Whoa! He's giving Goku a run for his money!

Piccolo:
Heh. Indeed he is, Dende. And Goku must be loving it. He's waited ten years for this.

Goku:
Hey, Vegeta! Sorry to disappoint you. I was really looking forward to one more bout with the prince of all Saiyans.

Vegeta:
Heh. Don't worry about it. We couldn't play. Not here. When we fight, we'll need a whole planet for an arena.

Goku:
[laughs] You're too much. Bye, my friend!

Pan:
I'm gonna train too, Grandpa! I want to be big and strong like you, and save the world too!

Videl:
You mean your dad's gone? Just like that?

Gohan:
Yeah, he has his way of coming and going.

Chi-Chi:
Uhhh... how could he...?

Bulma:
I'm sorry, but Goku's going to have to grow up someday and realize that there's more to life than fighting.

Piccolo:
He seemed happy to me, more so than in a long time.

[last lines]

Narrator:
Young Uub has been taken in by the greatest martial arts master in the universe, Goku, the orphan who fell from the stars to become the savior of mankind... As the two set off on a new adventure, one thing is for certain: as long as Goku lives, peace and prosperity, shall reign...

Chi-Chi:
I want both of you to put your training on hold for now and go to the driving school tomorrow! I think it's about time the two of you learned something USEFUL for a change!

Piccolo:
Say WHAT?

Chi-Chi:
Awww, Chi-Chi, do we have to?

Chi-Chi:
Listen, all I'm asking you two to do is get a driver's license. It's not like I'm asking you to save the world.

Goku, Piccolo:
Uhhh...

Chi-Chi:
And if you don't, you'll have to cook your own meals from now on! Understand?

Chi-Chi:
Hold it right there! Now, let me get this straight! You expect me to get dinner ready and wash your clothes while you and Gohan relax in a nice hot bath? Well, that's not gonna happen, mister! Do you even care what kind of day I've had? I dunno what I liked better, being chased halfway home by a wild boar, or walking the rest of the way on my tired aching feet! And it's all because we don't have a car!

Goku:
Uh, Chi-Chi, I'd drive you if I could, but you know I don't have a driver's license yet...

Chi-Chi:
Well, it's time you got one! I don't know why you have to be the only man this town who doesn't have a driver's license or a car!

Goku:
[to Piccolo] You can't drive, can you?

Piccolo:
LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!

Goku:
Oh, man, Piccolo! Where did you get those clothes?

Piccolo:
[in jeans and a shirt] Your wife gave them to me out of YOUR closet!

Goku:
Oh, uh... sorry about that, Chi-Chi means well... listen, since we're here, let's get this over with.

Piccolo:
Sounds good to me. Of course, I'm still not sure how I got suckered into this in the first place. She's not even my wife!

Goku:
[driving] Eat my dust, Piccolo!

Piccolo:
Was that a challenge? Well if it's a race you want, it's a race you'll get!

[Goku crashes a car into a river]

Goku:
So how long before I get my driver's license?

Driving Instructor Yuzukar:
Son, at this rate, it's going to take you a hundred years.

Goku:
WHAT? But I can't wait that long! I've got to get in shape for a battle against two killer androids! And Chi-Chi's gonna kill me if I don't get my driver's license!

Goku:
Give me another chance!

Driving Instructor Yuzukar:
Why should I? You stink!

Goku:
I can't smell anything. Are you sure?

Driving Instructor Yuzukar:
I don't mean you! Your driving!

[Goku is driving very fast]

Driving Instructor Yuzukar:
Step on the brake!

Goku:
The brake? Now, which one was that...? [Goku steps on the accelerator]

[Burter and Jeice observe Goku]

Burter:
[to Jeice] He's a pretty boy, isn't he? A real lady's man, like you. If it wasn't for you being short and orange, I'd say he would be the better looking guy.

Vegeta:
So I'm right. After three millenniums, it's finally happened. A new Super Saiyan has emerged. And I, the Prince of Saiyans, have somehow become this pauper's witness. I am the only one who understands what he has become, perhaps even better than him. If Kakarot managed to do it, then I should be able to as well. Until then, I am at his mercy. He is the strongest Saiyan in the universe.

Goku:
[to Gohan] Your mom would shoot me if she saw how dirty you are!

Jeice:
You hear that Burter? He thinks he beat Recoome with his skill!

Burter:
Yeah! It's obvious Recoome only got beat so easily because he let his guard down!

Burter:
I'm your worst nightmare!

Goku:
I'm not afraid of dreams!

Bulma:
It's just not the same without him, is it?

Chi-Chi:
Gosh. You really care for Goku. Hey, I know! How 'bout we trade mates! Vegeta for Goku!

Bulma:
Huh?

Chi-Chi:
Vegeta's not as sweet, but he's certainly more dependable. I think it evens out.

Bulma:
Hmm...

Yamcha:
Hey, I'm available, ladies! What do ya say, huh?

Chi-Chi:
We're talking an even trade. We don't want a downgrade.

Chi-Chi:
You mean he deserted his family to go look at some eggs? What kind of lame excuse is that?

Goten:
Yeah, but they're going to hatch soon. He wanted to make sure that they're okay.

Gohan:
I looked all over, Mom. He's not anywhere around here. Hey, do you want me to go check on the other side of the mountain?

Chi-Chi:
No way! Come on, we're leaving without him. Can't he stop saving things just for one day so that we can be together as a family? Is that too much to ask? Why can't someone else be the egg man today? This is absurd!

Goku:
Where's your mother?

Chi-Chi:
I'll tell you where I am! On Lonely Street! When you were dead, you had an excuse, but now it's just shameless neglect!

Krillin:
Where's Goku?

Chi-Chi:
He's having a baby!

Android 18:
WHAT?

Gohan:
It's a long story...

Goku:
[remembers] I have a family of my own, two boys and a wife... an extremely angry wife who probably wants to kill me right now!

Gohan:
So dad, what was the most weirdest part of the day?

Goku:
Well, I'll tell ya! I've eaten plenty of fish, but that's the first time one ate ME!

Chiaotzu:
Whoah Tien, look!

Tien:
You made all this yourself?

Launch:
What are you, crazy? I hired a bunch o' cooks to do all the work. These guys are the best in the business and they only use the freshest ingredients, right?

Chiaotzu:
All this food must've cost a lot.

Launch:
Don't worry about it. I just happened to come into a lot o' dough lately.

Launch:
Well, why don't you put your strength to good use and come work with me. You'll get rich. Just think. With your brawn and my brains, we could pull off some major bank heists. It would be so easy, in no time we'd be living like royalty for sure. 'Cause money does buy happiness. You with me?

Chiaotzu:
Tien, lets eat. I'm starving.

Launch:
Now that's a good boy! You go ahead and start eatin'. You gotta keep your strength up.

Chiaotzu:
Thank you.

Launch:
Look Tien. Robbin' banks is the way to go. It's so exciting when you take control. You fire one shot in the air and everybody scatters like mice. So, come on, what do ya say you and I give it a shot? We could be great.

Tien:
Chiaotzu, lets go.

Chiaotzu:
How come?

Launch:
Doesn't he know it's an offer he can't refuse?

Launch:
There you are! And you know I been lookin' for ya! You won't get away from me!

Tien:
Uh...?

Chiaotzu:
Huh?

Launch:
Now I want you two ta quit goofin' around and get over here right now!

Chiaotzu:
But Tien, we can't leave here... you know...

Launch:
Quiet little man!

Chiaotzu:
Aha ha aha ha aha ha...

Launch:
Oh, Tien.

Tien:
Uh...?

Launch:
Don't even think about tryin' ta forget me! I'm gonna follow you wherever you go and I don't care if you go all the way ta Kami's place.

Oolong:
Man, this is just like beauty and the geek!

Maron:
Aha ha ha! You middle-aged ladies crack me up!

Bulma:
What? Middle...

Chi-Chi:
Aged ladies?

Bulma:
Well, she's a lot older than I am, I'm not middle-aged, she is!

Chi-Chi:
Well, she's a lot older than I am, I'm not middle-aged, she is!

Bulma:
You have some nerve!

Chi-Chi:
You're older than me and you know it!

Bulma:
But I've always been the prettiest one, and you know that!

Chi-Chi:
You think skimpy clothes make you prettier! Well, think again you bimbo! Grrr...

Bulma:
Grrr...

Bulma:
Where's Maron?

Krillin:
Well, things were gettin' complicated so I broke up with her.

Master Roshi:
Oh, poor guy.

Ox King:
Ah, it's a darn shame.

Oolong:
Well, I don't believe it. I'll bet she dumped him.

Puar:
Only a heartless soul would run and leave his friends behind. We're in this together.

Oolong:
I got it. We borrow Bulma's ship, orbit the Earth, and then sit back and watch the fireworks.

Puar:
Oolong!

Oolong:
Yeah, I bet ol' Cell would never think to look for us up in outer space.

Puar:
Only a heartless soul would run and leave his friends behind. We're in this together.

[Gohan turns into a giant ape and attacks Vegeta]

Yajirobe:
I'm glad I'm not him...

[Krillin is going to kill Vegeta]

Goku:
Stop! Don't do it!

Krillin:
Goku, is that you? We have got to stop this guy while we have the chance. He's... he's pure evil!

Goku:
No, listen. Just let him go, Krillin. Show him what it means to be merciful.

Krillin:
Merciful? But Goku, he's...

Goku:
I know what you must be thinking, but believe me, I know what I'm doing.

Krillin:
This is the guy that threatened all the people here on Earth. Surely, he'll try to come back and destroy us again. I just don't think it's a good idea to let him escape now that we have a chance to stop him for good.

Goku:
By doing this, we're showing him that there is another way, a better way.

Krillin:
Goku, I don't think this is the kinda guy that can learn a lesson like that. He'll just think we're weak. It won't change him at all!

Goku:
Don't be so sure about that, Krillin. It wouldn't be the first time something like that happened. Think about it. When Piccolo first came to us, he was just as evil as his father had been. He nearly destroyed not only me, but the entire planet. And now...

Krillin:
And now he's one of us.

Goku:
Right. And if someone as evil as Piccolo can change, I think anyone can. Vegeta deserves to have that same chance. And by showing him that the people of this planet have compassion and can show mercy, maybe he can learn to show some of his own. Piccolo learned. And now he's not only a powerful ally, he's also a good friend. He even took care of Gohan while I was gone and traded his own life to protect him. Who knows, Vegeta might do the same thing for one of us someday.

Krillin:
Grrr...

Goku:
Krillin, please. I know this is the right thing to do. You've got to trust me.

Krillin:
But the Saiyans killed Yamcha... and Tien, Chiaotzu! I can't let him get away!

Goku:
Don't do it, Krillin. I know it seems like justice, but it's not right. If you strike him down, it will only show that we aren't any better than he is. It means that they've won, no matter what. He's strong... don't forget Krillin, I am a Saiyan, just like he is. [Krillin drops the sword]

Goku:
Thanks Krillin, that took a lot of strength and courage. I'm proud of you.

Krillin:
Goku, I sure hope you're right about all of this. I'd hate to think of what might happen if he comes back to try this again. But if he does, we'll be ready for him and we'll stop him again.

Goku:
You bet!

King Kai:
I hope Goku knows what he's doing. I sure wouldn't want for Earth to have to face that evil again...

Vegeta:
When I come back to this planet, you're all going to suffer. And when you beg me for mercy, I'll stare into your eyes as I crush the life out of you!

Vegeta:
[dealing with Gohan] I can't allow this brat to transform. Not today!

Yajirobe:
Leave him alone!

Vegeta:
What? [Yajirobe runs at Vegeta and swipes his sword at Vegeta's back]

Vegeta:
AHHH! You cut through my armor!

Yajirobe:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha! I got him. I got him. I got him. I got him. Ha ha. I beat you, dirtbag. I can see it now..."Earth's greatest threat brought down by Yajirobe." Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, yeah! Took him down. You should learn not to mess with the best. You can't handle it!

Vegeta:
What was that, tubby?

Yajirobe:
Uh... wait a minute... hey, hold on! I was... I was just kidding about the whole dirtbag thing. You really thought I was trying to hurt you, didn't you? Ha ha, that's funny. I was just messing around with you... [Vegeta kicks Yajirobe in the face, sending him sprawling in the air]

Yajirobe:
No, wait. Listen. I don't think you understand... [Vegeta punches Yajirobe through a boulder]

Yajirobe:
That hurt.

Android 18:
[looks at Trunks] I wonder who he is.

Android 17:
Hmph. It doesn't really matter, does it? Whoever he is, he's no threat to us.

Android 17:
[to Krillin] You look scared. Just... relax. You are not the one we're looking for, okay? We want Goku. This one seems to be at a loss for words. Goodbye then. Come on, let's go. Let's go find Goku.

Android 18:
And just why didn't you ask him where Goku is?

Android 17:
Don't be ridiculous. Sure, we could force him to tell us easily enough. But then we wouldn't get to have the fun of finding Goku ourselves.

Android 18:
I see. Hmm... well, bye. Really, I don't understand why you insist on behaving so foolishly, 17.

Android 17:
What's so foolish about wanting to have a little fun?

Krillin:
No... STOP!

Android 17:
And what do you want now?

Krillin:
Stop! You guys leave Goku alone! He's sick, he can't fight you now! Goku hasn't done anything to you! Why are you after him?

Android 17:
16 has been programmed to destroy Goku. So that's what we're going to do.

Krillin:
Why? You don't have to do that!

Android 17:
We're only following Dr. Gero's master plan.

Krillin:
Just listen to yourselves! Did you forget? Dr. Gero is gone! You took care of that!

Android 17:
Yes, I haven't forgotten about that. But this, friend, is a game.

Krillin:
What do you mean? This is just a game? Is that all?

Android 17:
That's right. Yes. And finding Goku is a part of the game. That's why we did not ask you where he is.

Krillin:
No! Stop this! I beg of you, please don't go after Goku. Please! You don't have to do this!

Android 16:
No. I am programmed to destroy Goku.

Android 17:
There you go, pal. Now if you'll excuse us, we have work to do. Stop worrying about Goku and take care of your other friends. They look like they could use some senzu beans. [Android 18 approaches Krillin... ]

Android 18:
[kisses Krillin] Good luck. Bye.

Android 16:
[to 17 and 18] You two made too much noise. You scared the birds away.

Vegeta:
This freak is too much! I don't have anything left to defend myself, let alone take him down. If there was some way to summon enough strength to defeat this overgrown android... Cause if I could, they'd need tweezers to pick up the pieces!

Recoome:
[looks at a badly beaten Vegeta] Aw man... dude, you didn't like die already did yah?

[in the aftermath of an attack]

Jeice:
Oh, man, this is just great! You know how long it'll take to wash all this dust out of my hair?

Burter:
Complain all you want, at least you've got hair!

Recoome:
Hey! Jeice, Burter! You want me to take care of the other two as well?

Jeice:
Sure. Knock yourself out.

Burter:
Go ahead. But I gotta warn you: if you don't finish them off in the next five minutes, no TV for a week!

Recoome:
Okay!

Recoome:
[to Krillin] I love to watch soap operas.

Yamcha:
If we can't think of a good wish, what about a bad one? I mean, wouldn;t it be cool if we were all filthy rich? Well, guys? [silence, Yamcha awkwardly laughs]

Shenron:
I will wait no longer! Do you have a wish or not?

Krillin:
...Yes, I do! I would like you to change Android 17 and 18 into human beings, so they can live out their lives in peace!

Gohan:
Gosh, Krillin...

Shenron:
That wish can not be granted now. It is beyond my power to do so.

Android 18:
[watching from afar] What's he doing?

Krillin:
Sorry, guys. I had to try.

Yamcha:
Hey, look, no prob! The girl's cool! But her boyfriend, I would never wish that guy back! Would you, guys?

Piccolo:
Sure, hadn't we already tried? We wished for all of Cell's victims back, right, and he was one of them! Besides, what would Goku do if he were in our shoes?

Yamcha:
Right, I see what you mean... All right, you got the floor, bro!

Krillin:
Great! I have one more wish! Could you the the explosives out of the androids' bodies? That shouldn't be too hard, right?

Yamcha:
Man, Krillin, I hope you know what you're doing...

Shenron:
I can.

Krillin:
All right! [a burst of energy occurs]

Shenron:
There, it has been done.

Krillin:
Thanks! Thanks very much!

Shenron:
You're welcome. I must go now.

[watches the Z-Fighters]

Android 18:
Gosh... they're nice.

Tien:
Hey, you like the girl, right? So what's up? Why did you wanna wish that guy back too?

Krillin:
Well, I know it's strange... but I want her to be truly happy. And those two make such a good couple that I thought she'd be happier with him. Well, that's why.

Yamcha:
Dude, you're hopeless.

Piccolo:
If that's what you humans call love, count me out.

Android 18:
Hey, boneheads! 17 is my twin brother!

Krillin:
[embarrassed] Oh, man...

Yamcha:
No, this is excellent, you dope! Didn't you hear her, that guy's her twin brother!

Android 18:
I wouldn't celebrate if I were you!

Krillin:
Uh...

Android 18:
If you think you won my heart because of that lousy wish, you're mistaken! I didn't ask for your help!... But it was really nice of you.

Krillin:
It was...? You... you mean... you're not mad at me?

Android 18:
Not really... no.

Krillin:
Well then, would you like to come over and join us?

Android 18:
No, thanks. [flies off]

Krillin:
Aww, man...

Android 18:
[groans] Fusion...

Master Roshi:
I tell ya, it's enough to drive someone crazy, isn't it?

Android 18:
I even dreamed about it last night: Puar was trying to fuse with the Ox-King!

Goku:
[picks up a gargantuan boulder] Lets start out with this small one.

Gohan:
Right, dad! Ready when you are!

Supreme Kai:
That's a small one?

[the Z Sword is broken]

Gohan:
Huh... oh no! Now it's... the Z Dagger...?

Elder Kai:
Funny though... I always thought it would be a Kai that broke the Z sword and rescued me, but you're more of a shoe-shine boy than a hero, huh? The Kai's been rescued by mere mortals. Things have sure gone downhill.

Supreme Kai:
Well, sir, I've always tried my best...

Goku:
My old master likes girly magazines. We'll get you some!

Gohan:
Oh boy! Uh, dad...

Supreme Kai:
Goku, please! How inappropriate!

Elder Kai:
Hmph! I have no need for such things... With my omniscient vision, I can see girls playing volleyball on the beach!

Supreme Kai:
You call yourself a Kai?

Goku:
Hey, old man! How 'bout we get you a date with a real live Earth woman?

Elder Kai:
Is she a good kisser?

Goku:
Yeah, of course. [the Old Kai cackles]

Goku:
[to himself] What luck! This guy's just like Master Roshi!

Gohan:
Dad, are you nuts? How are you going to find someone that wants to kiss that guy?

Goku:
Hey, don't worry. I can't go back to Earth, but YOU can. This is all too simple. You can handle it, son. It might require a little sacrifice, though. Can you get Videl to do it?

Gohan:
[outraged] DAD! I'm not gonna ask my girlfriend to kiss that old relic!

Goku:
Okay, okay. Sheesh. Who else do we know...?

Launch:
That guy sounded cool!

Piccolo:
[Piccolo is wished back to life and senses Freiza's power] I've never felt a power like this one, but it's dark. Man, he's stronger than I imagined he would be. Ah well, what the heck, shoot you only live once.

[after Porunga vanishes without a trace leaving the Dragon Balls into inert stone balls]

Vegeta:
Hey! What's the deal? Darn! I don't feel any different! Is this suppose to happen or what! Somebody speak up! Am I immortal or not?

Dende:
[sadly falls to his knees] No, you're not immortal.

Krillin:
[sees Dende crying] Dende? Hey, are you alright? What's the matter?

Dende:
It's Guru, he's gone!

[Krillin, Gohan, and Vegeta gasp, a shot of Guru is shown deathly still]

Krillin:
[solemnly] It hurts, I know.

Dende:
[cries still] He was like a grandfather to me. Guru, I asked you not to die while I was gone.

Vegeta:
[furiously] That's it? It's over? Hey! You mean that when this guy kicks, the Dragon Balls are useless, huh?

Dende:
Yes, of course. They're part of him.

Yamcha:
Okay, now do you remember the spell to release him? You know all the words?

Bulma:
Of course. I'm not gonna pull a Frieza and screw it up, Yamcha!

Master Roshi:
Bulma... I think Frieza failed because he wore too many clothes.

Oolong:
Hey, wait a minute. If those androids are going to Goku's house first and they don't find him there, isn't this the next obvious place to look?

Yamcha:
Yeah, probably. That seems logical enough.

Oolong:
Then what are we doing waiting around here like sitting ducks? When they get here, we're finished!

Bulma:
Well, I guess that proves I'm a genius after all, ay boys? Imagine. Me... building a time machine in the future.

Vegeta:
Goodbye, Kakarot! [smashes up boulders, Goku runs for cover]

Vegeta:
[laughs] Go ahead and run, because you can't hide!

Vegeta:
[takes a hit] Damn you, Kakarot! What have you done to my face?

Goku:
I think I'm finally beginning to understand. The giant monster my grandpa warned me about... it was me. Yes, I get it now. I'm the one who destroyed the stadium at the World Tournament and I'm the one who... who crushed my grandpa! Why didn't anyone tell me? All these years, Master Roshi and the others, they must have known the truth, must have seen me transform into this... thing. I'm sorry, grandpa. I don't know if there's any way I can make it up to you, I'm gonna try...

Vegeta:
[steps on Goku] Whoops! Sorry about that! Apparently I've accidentally squashed both of your legs. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I guess you can't run from me anymore now...

Vegeta:
[laughs] Well, I guess that does it for the great hero of this puny little planet. Pity, heh heh. I was just beginning to enjoy the challenge!

Radditz:
[after severing Piccolo's arm] AHAHAHA! Uh, excuse me - has anyone seen my arm? AHAHAHA! You can't miss it, it's green! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Oolong:
Gee, look at that. Trunks is pulling on Trunks' hair.

King Kai:
The Saiyan leaders were more than happy to send specimens of their race into the great unknown. They knew that when the babies grew up, they would extinguish any and all inhabitants of the planet they landed on.

Goku - Ocean Group dub:
I'm not one of them! I'll never be!

King Kai:
Easy now. Listen, you might despise your heritage, but at this point, the fact that you are a Saiyan is a great asset.

Gregory:
I heard what you said about King Kai! So you don't think he's for real, huh?

Goku - Ocean Group dub:
No, his methods just bug me.

King Kai:
[chuckles] I get it... my methods "bug" him...

Nappa:
Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?

Vegeta:
It's over *9000*!

Nappa:
What, 9000! There's no way that can be right! The scouter must've been broken or something!

Krillin:
It's Bulma. She wants us to watch somethin' on TV.

Master Roshi:
Why? She gonna be on a show?

Oolong:
Yeah, and now she wants us all to watch so she can brag about how famous she is...

Yamcha:
Ha ha ha ha. Probably.

Dr. Briefs:
Sometimes I amaze even myself.

Oolong:
Dr. Brief! Where's Goku?

Dr. Briefs:
On his way to planet Namek. Probably wishing he had capuccino already.

Vegeta:
[to android 19 after beating him up] Fresh from the factory with no warranty..and already broken.

King Kai:
Way to go, boys! Your training paid off handsomely. You even surprised me with some of your techniques. When I invited the Ginyu Force here, I never thought you'd beat them.

Yamcha:
You invited those guys?

King Kai:
Uh... what I meant to say was that the Ginyu Force showing up here was as much of a surprise for me too... I mean it's not like I brought them here to help train you or anything... what a silly thought. So why don't we just forget about them, shall we? Good job, men! Good job! Woohoo! You know, I'll bet you three are glad I didn't invite Frieza himself here, aren't you? Get it? It's a joke.

Krillin:
[screams] We forgot about Bulma! What are we going to do?

Goku:
Don't scare me like that, Krillin! For a second, I thought you saw Frieza again.

Krillin:
In... in some ways, Bulma's worse than Frieza. Uh... at least that's how I feel.

[Everyone laughs]

Son Goku:
You ruthless, heartless bastard! I will make you suffer!

Frieza:
[blows up Krillin] Pop goes the weasel!

Narrator:
What, has Frieza pushed Goku's rage to new heights? and can Goku avenge the life of his close friend Krillin?

[Japanese dub]

Freeza:
[blows up Krillin] Shall I do the little brat next?

[Japanese dub]

Son Goku:
[trembles with rage] You will pay for that... how dare you? HOW DARE YOU? [thunder and lightning strike around Goku, his hair goes gold and his eyes go green]

Goku:
[trembles with rage] I won't let you get away with this! I won't let you get away... [thunder and lightning strike around Goku, his hair goes gold and his eyes go green]

[Japanese dub]

Freeza:
Even I doubted whether not I was going to die this time... I, Frieza, nearly died!

[Japanese dub]

Son Goku:
Goha, take Piccolo with you and get yourselves back to Earth. He's still alive, barely... Go now while I have some sliver of reason left!

Goku:
Gohan! Listen very carefully! You must leave this planet now and take Piccolo with you. Got it?... This is the last time I'm going to tell you! Get out of here right now, Gohan!

Goku:
Come on, Vegeta, we don't have much time left! Please, you've got to help me, just this once!

Vegeta:
You want my help? You got some nerve asking me to help you! You still don't think I know what you did to me?

[Goku gasps]

Vegeta:
I have traveled to the Other World! I know all about your technique - your Super Saiyan 3! You hid it from me during our battle! You allowed me to believe that I can beat you!

Goku:
Yeah, that's part true. I do have the ability to become a Super Saiyan 3. But, hey, I can only do it for a short time.

Vegeta:
Ugh! That's enough of your lies! Brainless! Do you not realize my humiliation? Just stay from me!

[Goku goes hurt]

Goku:
Look, if we don't do something soon, we'll be history, along with whole planet.

Vegeta:
Why do I care?

Goku:
Wake up! Majin Buu's eaten everyone we care about! Everyone is gone - even Bulma!

[Vegeta gasps in shock and goes angry]

Goku:
They've become part of Buu! They can't even die! I just thought the least we could do is put our old differences aside, just this once, and really work together. We owe that to our teammates, our families, Vegeta. Our friends! Look, you've always talked about our Saiyan race, how we're the last of the mighty people. Well, it's time we accept we're starting a new race; one that can be just as strong, just as proud. But not if we're caught up in so much of our old birthrights to see what we have right in front of us! We've lost our old race, Vegeta! Let's not lose this one, too!

[Buu hears them]

Vegeta:
[stands up after a long pause] Kakarrot, how do you know this fusion will be enough to stop him?

Goku:
I don't know for sure, but I know it's the best chance we have of saving the Earth!

Chiaotzu:
I used to cook for Tien when he was training and I came up with a few of my own recipes.

Master Roshi:
Here's a thought. Why don't you stay here and train with us, Chiaotzu?

Chiaotzu:
Huh? Stay with you?

Master Roshi:
Sure. You could stay here and train with all of us.

Oolong:
Train? Heh! Come on, admit it! The only reason you want him to stay is so he'll cook for ya!

Master Roshi:
That's ridiculous! I, I just thought it would be nice if he...

Oolong:
Nice if he cooked for you!

Master Roshi:
That's not true!

Chi-Chi:
Oh no! What in the world was I thinking? We don't have a minute to waste! We've got to hurry! Before it's too late! [goes and gets Gohan's schoolbooks]

Vegeta:
No... the Super Saiyans of legend were an invincible warrior race! I am their son, and at long last, I have risen to claim my birthright. I have stepped into the ranks of greatness. All my life, I have worked towards this goal and for what... to be brushed aside as easily as a common housefly by an android? A true Super Saiyan would not have fallen. Maybe I'm not who I think I am. Perhaps there are still new plateaus for me to reach. Far greater heights to which I must ascend. Yes... I will ascend! The universe will marvel to see the ultimate Saiyan potential once again realized! And I will be legendary! And then Kakarot, then I will see you bow before your prince!

Yamcha:
It looks like we'll be at Master Roshi's island in no time. Oh and Krillin, don't you think we'd better tell Bulma what we're up to?

Krillin:
Good idea... Wait, are you saying that I should call her? No way!

Yamcha:
Come on Krillin, I'm flying the plane here. Thanks buddy.

Krillin:
All right.

[to Trunks]

Krillin:
No offence man, your mom's just hard to deal with sometimes.

Trunks:
[chuckles] Believe me, I know what you mean.

Vegeta:
That's right my friend. Let me ask you: does a machine like yourself ever experience fear?

Chiaotzu:
Can anyone he wants enter the competition?

Trunks:
He'll take on anyone who challenges him. And he expects to have a battle with each of us... one by one.

Master Roshi:
Of course. You know what he's trying to do. I do. His plan is to eliminate the competition once and for all.

Yamcha:
Well, I kind o' like the idea of another martial arts tournament. I mean, hey. I think I'll dominate.

Puar:
Yeah! Lets get 'im!

Yamcha:
Yeah!

Oolong:
Just make sure you don't get another hand through your stomach.

Mrs. Briefs:
Now wasn't there a martial arts tournament a long time ago?

Master Roshi:
That's correct. Ah yes. I believe I'll explain since I once won the tournament myself.

Puar:
What? Master Roshi? I never knew you won it.

Oolong:
Oh, you just had to get him started.

WHAT YOU'RE SEEING NOW IS MY NORMAL STATE.... *BOOM* THIS IS A SUPER SAIYAN! *BOOOM* AND THIS IS WHAT IS KNOWN AS A SUPER SAIYAN THAT HAS SURPASSES AND ASCENDED SAIYAN, BUT YOU CAN CALL THIS SUPER SAIYAN 2. AND THIS! IS! TO GO! EVEN... FURTHER BEYOND!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *HAIR GROWS* AH-AHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHH N-NHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

"You can destroy planets, but you can never destroy what I am"

" I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am truth."

I'm Super Vegeta

I'm Super Vegeta

tell me is it slavery when you get what you want

tell me is it slavery when you get what you want

tell me is it slavery when you get what you want!