Early Man

Early Man

Early Man is a 2018[1] British stop-motion adventure comedy film about a tribe of primitive Stone Age valley-dwellers who have to defend their land from bronze-using invaders in an association football match.

Genre: Family
Year:
2018
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From The award winning tribe behind Chicken Run and Wallace and Gromit.
An adventure one million years in the making.
The greatest underdog story in prehistory.
Meet Dug and Hognob. History's first besties.
Yeah. It's a little epic.

Queen Oofeefa:
So... (Dug turns around) ...you've reminded us how the beautiful game should be played. (Dug smiles) As for Lord Nooth... Uh, Nooth? Nooth?! Where is that...?

Dug:
Rat!

Queen Oofeefa:
Yes, quite. (sees Nooth in a rat costume dumping the Schnookels in the pouch) GUARDS! Apprehend that rodent!

Lord Nooth:
(drops chest) So long, suckers! (walks away)

Brian:
My word, Bryan. That Schnookel-grabbing scoundrel is making off with the profits.

Dug:
(to Goona) After you.

Bryan:
Aye, but will he get away? (Goona kicks the ball) Oh! Superb shot!

Brian:
And a rebound! (Dug kicks the ball which bounces back and hits Nooth in the head) That got him!

Bryan:
Aye, Nooth is on the backfoot now, Brian. (Nooth falls) Quite literally. (Chief Bobnar whistles, the giant duck grabs Nooth and shakes him around) Look at that. Caught by the old bill.

Brian:
Ah, Bryan. That's comedy bronze. Well done, my friend.

(the giant duck keeps shaking Nooth around, the Schnookels are flying, and the Bronze people rejoice)

Lord Nooth:
Ah! My lovely Schnookels! (falls to the ground, then the bronze plate fell on his head, causing him to faint)

Bronze Elderly Woman:
(catches her dinner plate) Ooh, refund!

Queen Oofeefa:
That should remind him of the pecking order, eh?

Dug:
(chuckles) Yeah!

Queen Oofeefa:
Oh, and, caveman, I think this is yours. (gives trophy to Dug) Symbol of a game sent from heaven.

Dug:
Thank you, your...bronze chiefness.

Queen Oofeefa:
And now I believe it's time you went home. (Dug looks up) To your valley.

Dug:
(turns to the other cavemen) We're going home.

(the cavemen cheer)


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