Educating Oz

Oz:
Well, I understand how a man can give it to a woman, in the obvious way, I understand how a bloke could give it to another bloke in... well we're all men o' the world aren't we; not that I'd be up to anything like that mind! It's just that, well, I don't class meself as particularly thick in this repect...

Dennis:
Huh!

Oz:
Argh, thank you... I mean, I can't understand how a woman can give it to a man, cos it's, well, its one way traffic when you get in there, isn't it!

Oz:
Two pints of lager and a pint of bitter. And, er, some change for that machine in the bog.