Fast and the Furious

Dom:
Ask any racer, any real racer. It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile; winning's winning.

Dom:
I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

Leon:
Oh sh*t! We got cops, cops, cops, cops!

Dom:
I said a 10 second car, not a 10 minute car.

Hector:
Nice wheels. Whatcha running under there?

Hector:
You're gonna make me find out the hard way? You're brave! You're brave. They call me Hector. Got a last name too, but I can't pronounce it.

Brian:
Brian Earl Spilner.

Hector:
Typical white boy name.

Letty:
I smell skanks. Why don't you girls just pack it up before I leave tread marks on your face.

Letty:
You want a piece of ass, go to Hollywood Boulevard. You want an adrenaline rush that'll be two large.

Brian:
I thought if I got in your good graces you might let me keep my car.

Dom:
You are in my good graces, but ain't keepin' your car.

Dom:
What did you put in that sandwich?

Mia:
My brother likes you. Usually he doesn't like anybody.

Dom:
(to Jesse) Take it upstairs Einstien! You can't detail a car with the cover on. Can't even get that right.

Edwin:
It's not how you stand by your car, it's how you race your car.

Vince:
He's got no call bein' up there, you don't know that fool for sh*t!

Leon:
Yeah he's right, Dom.

Dom:
Vince there was a time when I didn't know you!

Vince:
That was in the third grade!

Dom:
You can have any brew you want... as long as it's a Corona.

Vince:
What is this guy sandwich crazy or something?

Leon:
Nah. He ain't here for the food, V.

Jesse:
Hey, you just can't climb in the ring with Ali 'cause you think you box.

Brian:
So what's your best time?

Dom:
I've never driven her...

Brian:
Why not?

Dom:
She scares the sh*t out of me.

Brian:
What was the deal back there?

Dom:
It's a long story.

Brian:
We have a twenty mile hike. Humor me.

Dom:
A business deal that went sour. Plus I made the mistake of sleeping with his sister.

Brian:
I just need some more time.

Dom:
This you're beer?

Vince:
Yeah that's my beer... Yo Dom! Why'd you bring the busta here?

Dom:
Because the busta kept me out of handcuffs, he didn't just run back to the fort, the buster brought me back

Vince:
Why don't you try Fat Burger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, faget!

Brian:
I like the tuna here.

Vince:
Bullshit a**hole, no one likes the tuna here!

Brian:
Yeah well I do.

Dom:
You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your car... Granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should. You're lucky that hundred shot of NOS didn't blow the welds on the intake! Now me and the mad scientist gotta rip apart the block, and replace the piston rings you fried.

Vince:
Why don't you try FatBurger from now on? You can get yourself a cheese and fries for 2.95, f*ggot!

Dom:
Let's go for a little ride

Vince:
There were mass cops out there, that s*** was orchestrated

Dom:
You know what you doing?

Brian:
I owe you a ten-second car!

Jesse:
These are the additions, this is the basic layout of the car, and this is what it could look like when it's done. Red, green, whatever

Brian:
Hey man, you should be goin to MIT or something

Jesse:
No man, I got that attention disorder

Brian:
Oh, ADD?

Jesse:
Yes, that sh*t

Brian:
Hey, what's up, Jesse? What do you have in your hand?

Jesse:
Throwing down the pinkslip just like you.

Brian:
Pinkslip for what? The Jetta?

Jesse:
Yeah.

Brian:
You can't bet your dad's car.

Jesse:
It's all right. I ain't losin'. This fool is running a Honda 2000. I'll win. Then me and my dad can roll together when he gets out of prison. It's all good.

Brian:
Well, they're gonna throw him right back in prison after he kills you.

Dom:
(talking to Brian) You break her heart, I'll break your neck

Monica:
Feel that? This is yours, even if you lose. But if you win, you get her too.

Edwin:
Hey, hey, Monica!

Leon:
Look who it is! Old Coyotes 'R' Us!

Sgt. Tanner:
Eddie Fisher built it for Elizabeth Taylor back in the fifties.

Mia:
Tuna on white. No crust, right?

Brian:
I don't know. How is it?

Mia:
Every day for the last three weeks you've been coming in here and you've been asking me how the tuna is. Now, it was crappy yesterday, it was crappy the day before and guess what? It hasn't changed.

Brian:
I'll have the tuna.

Mia:
No crust?

Brian:
No crust.

Edwin:
Yo, Monica!

Monica:
What's wrong n*gger, you didn't win.

Edwin:
F*** you, then!

Agent Bilkins:
DVD players were purchased legally. All we've got on Tran and his boys are some low-rent weapons charges and some outstanding speeding tickets.

Sgt. Tanner:
So, they're out.

Agent Bilkins:
Father bailed them out. Is this the kind of intelligence I can except from you, O'Connor?

Brian:
What, you're gonna pin this on me?

Agent Bilkins:
Hey, I can pin this on whoever I want to. Perks of the job.

Brian:
You know, I was thinking we should go out sometime.

Mia:
Oh, that's sweet, but I usually don't date my brother's friends.

Brian:
Well, that sucks. I guess I'll have to kick his ass then.

Mia:
I'd love to see that. Actually, I'd pay to see that.

Sgt. Tanner:
Are you going native on me, Brian?

Muse:
I think the sister's clouding his judgement.

Brian:
What was that?

Muse:
Hey, I don't blame you. I get off on her surveillance photos too.

Dom:
I saw Linder about a week later. I had the wrench in my hand... and I hit him! And I didn't mean to keep hitting him, but by the time I was done, I couldn't lift my arm. He's a janitor at an elementary school. He has to take the bus to work... and they banned me from the tracks for life.

Shaw:
You and your friends are now part of it.

Dominic:
I got no friends, I got family.

I don't feel like I'm under arrest

Show me how you drive i show you who you are.