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Jeannie:
Do you like to watch?

Mike:
It's a live-cam death site.

Terry:
It doesn't sound like Turnbull. Why would he watch that?

Mike:
People love to see death. Why do you think the ratings are so high on reality disaster shows?

Alistair:
Joseph Stalin said that the death of one person is a tragedy. The death of a million, a statistic.

Alistair:
I'd like to say I can feel your pain... but I can't.

Mike:
I hate germs, and... diseases.

Terry:
What about bugs?

Mike:
Pretty much hate them too.

Terry:
You know you sleep with bugs?

Mike:
What?

Terry:
You - sleep - with - bugs.

Mike:
No, I, I-I-I don't, actually.

Terry:
Yeah, you do. Everyone does. Dust mites. They're in your carpets, in your bed. They look like little lobsters. You know, in fact, they're distant relatives.

Mike:
You're enjoying this, aren't you?

Terry:
I, I just don't get out much.

Mike:
Jesus Christ! What happened to him?

Mike:
Jesus!

Terry:
Actually, Terry Houston. Department of Health.

Terry:
Turn around, Bennie. I don't want you watching this.

Frank:
But then, I'm drunk by 8 p.m.

Mike:
It's noon.

Frank:
Hey, I'm ahead of the game!

Alistair:
You know, I believe death should be repulsive, so we don't grow too fond of it.

Alistair:
You won't shoot her. You suffer from the hero's curse of hope.

Mike:
Yeah, I got hope. I hope my first shot blows your f***in' head off!

Mike:
That's evidence!