Feeders

Ranger Gordon:
[upon seeing an alien "spaceship"] A meteor! God, I hope it doesn't burn the f***ing forest down!

Bennett:
[upon hearing about UFO sightings on the radio] These people watch too much television.

Derek:
Yeah..."The Outer Limits".

Bennett:
[after hearing alien noises in the woods] It didn't sound like any animal I ever heard. It sounded... unearthly.

Derek:
You wouldn't know the difference between a brown bear and a hoot owl if it came up and bit you on the ass!

Derek:
An invasion! We're witnessing the beginnings of an invasion!

Bennett:
Well we know what they like to eat.

Derek:
Yeah... us.

Ranger Gordon:
[after seeing a second UFO and thinking it's a meteor] Damnit, another one! I knew this was gonna be a bad day. I'll follow the other one. It'll start a fire before this one. Damn!

Derek:
[taking pictures of "devastation" and nature] Wow! It's like a page right out of history.

Bennett:
Yeah... a real boring page!

Bennett:
[walks up to the hideous-looking troll woman at the gas station - thinking she's hot] Hi!

Michelle:
Hi... what are you doing? [they then stare vacantly at each other for several seconds with no dialogue... and the movie cuts to later with Bennett by himself at the gas pump]