Firehouse Dog

Shane Fahey:
I know your name is Rexxx, with like a lot of x's, but you'll always be Dewey to me.

Lionel Bradford:
I hate it when he says "meat stew" like that. Why doesn't he just tell us what's in it?

Terence Kahn:
It's meat.

Lionel Bradford:
Mmm-hmmm. More like mystery meat.

Pep Clemente:
Yeah, but it's starting to taste more and more like - [they stop and see Dewey leaving droppings in the stew pot] Dog, you just read my mind.

Zachary Hayden:
Shane, what are you doing here?

Shane Fahey:
You set the fire what killed my uncle.

Lionel Bradford:
Oh my God. It's the Ark of the Covenant

Pep Clemente:
No. This is a fully water-jacketed 900 horsepower 'We ain't never arriving last on the scene again.' That's what this is.

Lionel Bradford:
Yeah.

Joe Musto:
Went down pretty hard in that ladder climbing competition. Good thing you landed on your head.

Terence Kahn:
[chuckles] Yeah. [slight pause everyone laughs.; then realizes what he meant] Yeah.

Terence Kahn:
[Pep arrives at the party] Since when are *you* a girl?

Pep Clemente:
Stop staring. You'll burn holes.

Captain Jessie Presley:
Looks like I owe you an apology.

Connor Fahey:
For what?

Captain Jessie Presley:
Your mascot. He isn't afraid of fire. [cut to Dewey putting out a fire]

Connor Fahey:
He isn't afraid of anything.

Shane Fahey:
[as he prepares for bed, Shane builds a wall of pillows between himself and Dewey] And you better not snore. [Dewey farts while asleep] You're such a jerk. [Dewey continues farting, Shane groans]