Frozen

Frozen is a 2013 American computer animated epic musical fantasy-comedy film. Loosely based on Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale The Snow Queen, the film tells the story of a fearless princess who sets off on an epic journey alongside a rugged ice trader, his loyal reindeer, and a hapless snowman to find her estranged sister, whose icy powers have trapped the kingdom in eternal winter.

Production: Walt Disney Pictures
  Won 2 Oscars. Another 77 wins & 57 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.5
Metacritic:
74
Rotten Tomatoes:
90%
PG
Year:
2013
102
$400,736,600
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[Anna staggers up to the porch of a cabin in the woods, her dress very stiff after falling in a creek. She knocks some snow off the sign]

Anna:
"Wandering Oaken's Trading Post." [some more snow falls off the little sign below it] Ooh! "And Sauna!"

[Anna enters the trading post. The wind blows the door shut behind her]

Oaken:
Hoo-hoo! Big summer blowout. Half off swimming suits, clogs, and a sun balm of my own invention, ja?

Anna:
[a little fazed] Oh, great. For now, um, how about boots? Winter boots. And dresses?

Oaken:
That vould be in our vinter department. [Anna sees that the winter department shelves have practically next to nothing on them]

Anna:
Oh... [picks out a pair of boots and a dress] Um, I was just wondering, has another young woman, the Queen perhaps, I don't know, passed through here?

Oaken:
Only one crazy enough to be out in this storm is you, dear. [The door opens and Kristoff staggers inside, completely bundled up and covered in snow from head to toe] ...You and this fellow? Hoo-hoo! [holds up his sun balm] Big summer blowout! [Kristoff steps towards Anna, who nervously leans back]

Kristoff:
Carrots.

Anna:
Huh?

Kristoff:
Behind you!

Anna:
Oh, right! Excuse me. [She moves aside so Kristoff can grab some carrots from a shelf below the counter]

Oaken:
Oooh, a real howler in July, yes? Vherever could it be coming from?

Kristoff:
The North Mountain. [As he says this, he picks up a rope and an axe from the winter department shelves]

Anna:
The North Mountain? [Kristoff places his supplies down on the desk]

Oaken:
That'll be forty.

Kristoff:
Forty?! No, ten!

Oaken:
Oh, dear, that is no good. See, this is from our vinter stock, vhere the supply and demand have a big problem.

Kristoff:
You want to talk about a supply and demand problem? I sell ice for a living! [Anna looks at his sled parked outside, loaded with ice blocks]

Anna:
Ooh, that is a rough business to be in right now! I mean, that is really-- [notices that Kristoff is staring down at her; Anna clears her throat, nervously] That's unfortunate.

Oaken:
Still forty, but I vill throw in a visit to Oaken's Sauna! [He gestures to the family currently occupying the sauna] Hoo-hoo! Hi, family!

Sauna Family:
Hoo-hoo!

Kristoff:
Ten's all I've got! Help me out!

Oaken:
Okay. [He positions the carrots in front of the other supplies] Ten vill get you this, and no more.

Anna:
[to Kristoff] OK, just tell me one thing: What was happening on the North Mountain? Did it seem... magical?

Kristoff:
[Removes his scarf, exasperated] YES! Now back up... while I deal with this crook here! [Oaken stands up, revealing that he's mad, and he's also very tall]

Oaken:
Vhat did you call me?

[Cuts to Oaken carrying Kristoff outside]

Kristoff:
Okay, okay, I'm out! [Oaken throws him about ten feet through the air] WHOOOOA!!!

Oaken:
Bye-bye! [Slams the door. Sven rushes up to Kristoff, begging for carrots]

Kristoff:
No, Sven, I didn't get your carrots. [Sven pouts] But I did find us a place to sleep, and it's free! [The camera pans to the stable immediately adjacent to the store. Meanwhile, back inside]

Oaken:
[to Anna] I'm sorry about this violence. I vill add a quart of lutefisk so we have good feelings. [He gives Anna a jar of pickled lutefisk] Just the outfit and the boots, ja?

[Anna and Kristoff are riding on Kristoff's sleigh]

Kristoff:
So, uh tell me. What made the Queen go all ice-crazy?

Anna:
Oh, well, it was all my fault. I got engaged, but then she freaked out because I'd only just met him, you know, that day, and she said she wouldn't bless the marriage and...

Kristoff:
[interrupts] Wait. You got engaged to someone you just met that day?

Anna:
Yeah. Anyway I got mad and so she got mad and then she tried to walk away and I grabbed her glove...

Kristoff:
[interrupts] HANG ON! You mean to tell me you got engaged to someone you just met that day?!

Anna:
Yes, pay attention. But the thing is she wore the gloves all the time, so I just thought, maybe she has a thing about dirt.

Kristoff:
Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?

Anna:
Yes, they did. [moves further away from Kristoff] But Hans is not a stranger.

Kristoff:
Oh, yeah? What's his last name?

Anna:
[scoffing] Of the Southern Isles.

Kristoff:
What's his favorite food?

Anna:
Sandwiches.

Kristoff:
Best friend's name?

Anna:
Probably John.

Kristoff:
Eye color?

Anna:
Dreamy.

Kristoff:
Foot size?

Anna:
Foot size doesn't matter.

Kristoff:
Have you had a meal with him yet? What if you hate the way he eats? What if you hate the way he picks his nose?

Anna:
[disgusted] Picks his nose?

Kristoff:
And eats it.

Anna:
[annoyed] Excuse me, sir, he's a prince.

Kristoff:
All men do it. [The views and opinions expressed by Kristoff in this scene - that all men eat their own boogers - are solely his own and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of The Walt Disney Company or the filmmakers. Neither The Walt Disney Company nor the filmmakers make any representation of the accuracy of any such views and opinions.]

Anna:
Ew! [scoffs] Look, it doesn't matter; it's true love.

Kristoff:
Doesn't sound like true love.

Anna:
Are you some sort of love expert?

Kristoff:
No, but... I have friends who are.

Anna:
You have friends who are love experts? I'm not buyin' it.

Kristoff:
[suddenly hears the faint noise of howling wolves and becomes worried] Stop talking.

Anna:
No, no, no, no, no! I'd like to meet these-

Kristoff:
No, I mean it! [puts a hand over Anna's mouth]

[Hans and a weakened Anna lean in to kiss. But then Hans stops and smiles maliciously]

Hans:
Oh, Anna. If only there was someone out there who loved you. [gets up and leaves]

Anna:
[shocked] What...? [turns to see him walking to a window] Y-you said you did.

Hans:
[closing the curtains] As thirteenth in line in my own kingdom, I didn't stand a chance. I knew I'd have to marry into the throne somewhere...

Anna:
What-what are you talking about?

Hans:
[puts out a candle] As heir, Elsa was preferable, of course, but no one was getting anywhere with her. But you...

Anna:
Hans?

Hans:
You were so desperate for love, you were willing to marry me, just like that! [picks up a pitcher of water and goes to the fireplace] I figured after we married, I'd have to stage a little accident for Elsa.

[He pours water onto the fire, extinguishing it. Anna reaches out to stop him, but collapses onto the floor]

Anna:
Hans, no! Stop!

Hans:
But then she doomed herself, and you were dumb enough to go after her.

Anna:
Please...

Hans:
[chuckles] All that's left now is to... kill Elsa and bring back summer.

Anna:
[angrily] You're no match for Elsa.

Hans:
No, you're no match for Elsa. [puts on his glove] I, on the other hand, am the hero who's going to save Arendelle from destruction. [walks to the door]

Anna:
[angrily yet weakly] You won't get away with this!

Hans:
Oh... I already have.

[He leaves, locking the door behind him. Anna tries to open the door but is too weak as she continues to freeze.]

Anna:
Please! Somebody help! Oh! [The rest of her hair turns white, she shivers] Please...

[Anna finishes "For the First Time In Forever"]

Princess Anna:
...For the first time in forever, nothing's in my way... [promptly collides with a horse, stumbles, and falls into a rowboat placed precariously on the edge of the dock. The boat nearly tips over but the horse places a hoof on the other end of the boat to steady it] Hey!

Prince Hans:
I'm so sorry! Are you hurt? [Anna gets a good look at Hans's face and is immediately smitten]

Princess Anna:
[smiles] Hey. Uh... no. No! I'm... I'm okay.

Prince Hans:
Are you sure?

Princess Anna:
Yeah, I... I just wasn't looking where I was going, but I'm great, actually. [Hans jumps off his horse and steps onto the boat]

Prince Hans:
Oh, thank goodness. [holds out his hand and helps Anna to her feet] Oh. Uh... Prince Hans of the Southern Isles.

Princess Anna:
[curtsies] Princess Anna of Arendelle.

Prince Hans:
Princess? My lady! [suddenly drops to his knees to bow, while his horse inadvertently lifts its foot off the boat, causing it to tip over. Hans grabs Anna before she can fall in the water]

Princess Anna:
Wooh!

Prince Hans:
Um... [The two look at each other awkwardly]

Princess Anna:
Hi... again!

[Hans's horse slams its hoof back onto the boat, tipping it back upright. Anna falls on top of Hans]

Prince Hans:
Oh, boy! Uh...

Princess Anna:
This is awkward. Not you're awkward, but just because we're... I'm awkward-- you're gorgeous. Wait, what?

Prince Hans:
I'd like to formally apologize for hitting the Princess of Arendelle with my horse...and for every moment after.

Princess Anna:
No. No, no! It's fine. I'm not that princess. I mean, if you'd hit my sister Elsa, it would be like... yeesh! 'Cause, you know... [Anna pats Hans's horse's mane] Hello. [to Hans] But lucky you, it's...it's just me.

Prince Hans:
[chuckles] Just you? [Anna smiles at Hans. Church bells are heard in the distance]

Princess Anna:
The bells. The coronation! I... I... I better go! I have to go. I better go! Uh... bye! [Anna rushes off. Hans's horse inadvertently lifts its hoof to wave as well, and the boat begins to tip]

Prince Hans:
Oh no. Ah? [Hans falls into the water]

[on the dance floor, Anna stands as the Duke of Weselton dances around her showing off]

Duke of Weselton:
Like an agile peacock...! [he steps on her feet as he dances around her. His toupee flops up and down the whole time]

Princess Anna:
Ow! Ow!

Duke of Weselton:
Speaking of, it's so great to have the gates open. Why did they shut them in the first place? Do you know the reason? Hmm?

Princess Anna:
No.

Duke of Weselton:
Oh. Alright. Hang on? [he suddenly grabs Anna and dips her back] They don't call me "the Little Dipper" for nothing! [Anna notices Elsa giggling at her and gives her an "I'll kill you for this later" smile. Then the Duke tips Anna back up and spins her]

Princess Anna:
Oh! [He starts doing Lindsay Funke's "chicken dance" as he struts around Anna again]

Duke of Weselton:
Like a chicken with the face of a monkey...I fly!

[as the music ends, Anna limps back towards Elsa]

Duke of Weselton:
Let me know when you're ready for another round, my lady!

Queen Elsa:
Well, he was sprightly.

Princess Anna:
Ah! Especially for a man in heels!

Queen Elsa:
Are you okay?

Princess Anna:
I've never been better. This is so nice! I wish it could be like this all the time.

Queen Elsa:
Me too... [Elsa catches herself, remembering the accident with Anna from childhood, stiffens and looks away]...But it can't.

Princess Anna:
Why not? I mean, if we... [Anna goes to hug Elsa but she pulls away]

Queen Elsa:
It just can't, okay?

[Pause]

Princess Anna:
You know what? Excuse me for a minute. [walks away] Whoa!

Prince Hans:
Glad I caught you.

Princess Anna:
Hans.

[Anna and Hans approach Elsa seeking for her to bless their engagement. Elsa looks outright alarmed by the news]

Princess Anna:
Well, we haven’t worked out all the details ourselves. We’ll need a few days to plan the ceremony. Of course, we’ll have soup, roast, and ice cream. And then... Wait. Would we live here.

Queen Elsa:
Here.

Prince Hans:
Absolutely!

Queen Elsa:
Anna.

Princess Anna. Oh, we can invite all twelve of your brothers to stay with us. Of course we have the room. I don’t know, some of them must...

Queen Elsa:
What? No. No, no, no, no! Just wait. Slow down! No one's brothers are staying here. No one is getting married.

Princes Anna:
Wait, what?

Queen Elsa:
May I talk to you, please? Alone?

Princess Anna:
No! Whatever you have to say, you... you can say to both of us.

Queen Elsa:
Fine. You can't marry a man you just met.

Princess Anna:
You can if it's true love.

Queen Elsa:
Anna, what do you know about true love?

Princess Anna:
More than you. All you know is how to shut people out.

Queen Elsa:
[looks hurt by Anna's words, but remains calm] You asked for my blessing, but my answer is "no". Now... excuse me. [Elsa starts to walk away]

Prince Hans:
Your Majesty, if I may ease your...

Queen Elsa:
No, you may not. And I... I think you should go. [to a guard] The party is over. Close the gates.

Guard:
Yes, your majesty.

Princess Anna:
What? Elsa, no! No, wait! [She tries to grab Elsa's hand, but instead yanks off her glove. Elsa gasps in horror]

Queen Elsa:
[desperately] Give me my glove.

Princess Anna:
[also desperate] Elsa, please! Please! I can't live like this anymore!

Queen Elsa:
[pauses] Then leave. [Anna looks at her, looking hurt. Elsa then turns to leave.]

Princess Anna:
[calling after her] What did I ever do to you?

Queen Elsa:
[impatiently] Enough, Anna.

Princess Anna:
No! Why? Why do you shut me out? Why-why do you shut the world out? What are you so afraid of?!

Queen Elsa:
I said ENOUGH!!!! [Elsa swings her hand around, shooting out a wall of icicles around her. Everyone - including Anna - stares at her in shock. Elsa shrinks back, staring in horror at what she's done] (There's your answer, all right?)

Duke of Weselton:
Sorcery. [hides behind one of his bodyguards] I knew there was something dubious going on here.

Princess Anna:
[stares at Elsa in horror] Elsa?

[Devastated, Elsa flees the ballroom.]

[Anna and Kristoff are riding on Kristoff's sled]

Kristoff:
Hang on! We like to go fast!

Princess Anna:
I like fast! [She props her feet up on the "dashboard"]

Kristoff:
Whoa, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! Get your feet down. This is fresh lacquer. Seriously, were you raised in a barn? [He spits on the spot where Anna had her feet propped up. Some of the spit gets in Anna's face]

Princess Anna:
Ugh! No, I was raised in a castle!

Kristoff:
Hmmm. So, uh tell me. What made the Queen go all ice-crazy?

Princess Anna:
Oh, well, it was all my fault. I got engaged, but then she freaked out because I'd only just met him, you know, that day, and she said she wouldn't bless the marriage and-

Kristoff:
Wait. You got engaged to someone you just met that day?

Princess Anna:
Yeah. Anyway, I got mad ,and so she got mad and then she tried to walk away and I grabbed her glove-

Kristoff:
HANG ON! You mean to tell me you got engaged to someone you just met that day?!

Princess Anna:
Yes, pay attention! But the thing is, she wore the gloves all the time, so I just thought, "Maybe she has a thing about dirt!"

Kristoff:
Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?

Princess Anna:
.....Yyyyyyyyyeessss, they did. [She scoots slightly to the edge of the seat] But Hans is not a stranger!

Kristoff:
Oh, yeah? What's his last name?

Princess Anna:
[scoffs] Of-the-Southern-Isles!

Kristoff:
What's his favorite food?

Princess Anna:
Sandwiches.

Kristoff:
Best friend's name?

Princess Anna:
Probably John.

Kristoff:
Eye color?

Princess Anna:
Dreamy.

Kristoff:
Foot size?

Princess Anna:
Foot size doesn't matter!

Kristoff:
Have you had a meal with him yet? What if you hate the way he eats? What if you hate the way he picks his nose?

Princess Anna:
[disgusted] Picks his nose?

Kristoff:
And eats it.

Princess Anna:
[annoyed] Excuse me, sir, he is a prince. [beat]

Kristoff:
All men do it.

Princess Anna:
Ew! [scoffs] Look, it doesn't matter; it's true love.

Kristoff:
Doesn't sound like true love.

Princess Anna:
Are you some sort of love expert?

Kristoff:
No, but... I have friends who are.

Princess Anna:
You have friends who are love experts? I'm not buying it. [Sven suddenly comes to a stop]

Kristoff:
Stop talking.

Princess Anna:
No, no, no, no, no! I'd like to meet these-[Kristoff puts a hand over Anna's mouth]

Kristoff:
No! I mean it.

Prnicess Anna:
Mmmph! Mmmph! [Anna shoves his hand away from her mouth] But-

Kristoff:
Ssshhh! [Kristoff scans the area behind them with his lantern. He sees a pack of hungry wolves slowly approaching them] Sven, go. Go!

Princess Anna:
What are they.

Kristoff:
Wolves.

Princess Anna:
Wolves?

[Anna, Kristoff, and Sven are fleeing from hungry wolves]

Princess Anna:
What do we do?!

Kristoff:
I got this! Just... don't fall off and don't get eaten?

Princess Anna:
But I wanna help!

Kristoff:
No!

Princess Anna:
Why not?

Kristoff:
Because I don't trust your judgement.

Princess Anna:
Excuse me?!

Kristoff:
[kicks away a wolf] Who marries a man she just met? [Anna brandishes Kristoff's lute]

Princess Anna:
[angrily] It's true love!

Kristoff:
Whoa! [Anna swings the lute like it's a baseball bat to smack away a wolf] Whoa. [Another wolf grabs Kristoff and yanks him off the sled] WHOA!

Princess Anna:
Christopher! [Kristoff is now being dragged behind the sled]

Kristoff:
It's Kristoff! [Anna uses the lantern to light up the bedroll and tosses it]

Princess Anna:
Duck! [The flaming bedroll takes down both wolves trying to bite Kristoff. Kristoff pulls himself back onto the sled]

Kristoff:
You almost set me on fire!

Princess Anna:
But I didn't.

[Anna pulls Kristoff back onto the sled. Their eyes suddenly go wide as they see a cliff up ahead]

Princess Anna:
Get ready to jump, Sven!

Kristoff:
You don't tell him what to do! [Kristoff shoves his satchel into Anna's arms and throws her onto Sven's back]

Princess Anna:
Hey!

Kristoff:
I do! [He cuts Sven's harness with his knife] Jump, Sven!

[Sven successfully clears the chasm and lands with Anna on the other side. Kristoff jumps from the sled halfway across and lands hands first. He looks down just as his sled hits the bottom of the cliff and bursts into flames]

Kristoff:
No! But I just paid it off! Uh-oh! No, no. Ah! No, no, no, no, no, no!

Anna:
Grab on. Pull, Sven, pull.

[Anna and Kristoff are walking through a forest with Sven. Anna looks awestruck at the beauty of the landscape]

Princess Anna:
I never knew winter could be so beautiful.

Olaf:
[offscreen] Yeah, it really is beautiful, isn't it? [Anna and Kristoff both look at Sven as if they think he's the one talking] But it's so white. How about a little color? I'm thinking, like, maybe some crimson, chartreuse... [Olaf wanders up behind Anna and Kristoff]...how 'bout yellow? No, not yellow. Yellow and snow? Brrr! No go.

[Olaf laughs. Anna and Kristoff finally notice his presence. Anna gasps]

Olaf:
Am I right?

Princess Anna:
AAAH! [Anna kicks Olaf's head off. Olaf's head lands in Kristoff's hands]

Olaf:
Hi.

Kristoff:
You're creepy. [tosses the head back to Anna]

Princess Anna:
I don't want it! [tosses the head back to Kristoff]

Kristoff:
Back at you!

Olaf:
Whoa! Please don't drop me! [Olaf's lower body is running around like a headless chicken as Anna and Kristoff play hot potato with his head]

Kristoff:
Come on, it's just a head!

Princess Anna:
No!

Olaf:
All right, we got off to a bad start.

Princess Anna:
Ew, ew! The body! [Anna throws Olaf's head at his lower body. He slides back, and stands up, his head on upside down]

Olaf:
Wait, what am I looking at right now? Why are you hanging off the earth like a bat?

Princess Anna:
All right, wait one second. [Anna takes Olaf's head off and puts it on right side up]

Olaf:
Oh! Thank you.

Princess Anna:
You're welcome.

Olaf:
Now I'm perfect! [Anna smiles]

Princess Anna:
Well, almost.

Olaf:
[to Kristoff] It was like my whole life got turned upside down. [Anna grabs a carrot and tries to place it on Olaf's face tail first. It goes all the way through, save for the tip]

Princess Anna:
Oh! I'm sorry!

Olaf:
WHOO? Head rush!

Princess Anna:
Are you okay?

Olaf:
Are you kidding me? I... am wonderful! I've always wanted a nose. It's so cute. It's like a little baby unicorn. [Anna pushes the carrot through Olaf's head] Oh, hey whoa? Oh, I love it even more? All right, let's start this thing over: Hi, everyone. I'm Olaf. And I like warm hugs.

Princess Anna:
Olaf? [friendly] That's right! Olaf!

Olaf:
And you are...?

Princess Anna:
Oh... I'm Anna.

Olaf:
[points to Kristoff] And who's the funky-looking donkey over there?

Princess Anna:
[thinks Olaf is referring to Sven] That's Sven.

Olaf:
[points to Sven] Uh-huh. And who's the reindeer?

Princess Anna:
[confused] ...Sven?

Olaf:
Oh, they're bo- Oh! Okay. Makes things easier for me. [Sven tries to bite Olaf's carrot nose] Whoa! Oh, look at him, trying to kiss my nose. I like you, too!

Princess Anna:
Olaf, did Elsa build you?

Olaf:
Yeah, why?

Princess Anna:
Do you know where she is?

Kristoff:
[takes one of Olaf's twig arms and examines it] Fascinating.

Olaf:
Yeah, why?

Princess Anna:
Do you think you could show us the way?

Olaf:
Yeah, why?

Kristoff:
[still examining Olaf's arm] How does this work? [The arm slaps him] OW!

Olaf:
[snatches the arm and puts it back in his body] Stop it, Sven! Trying to focus here. [back to Anna] Yeah, why?

Kristoff:
I'll tell you why: We need Elsa to bring back summer.

Olaf:
Summer?

Princess Anna:
M-hm.

Olaf:
[excited] Oh, I don't know why, but I've always loved the idea of summer, and sun, and all things hot...

Kristoff:
Really? I guess you don't have much experience with heat.

Olaf:
Nope! But sometimes I like to close my eyes and imagine what it'd be like when summer does come. Ahh...

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