Frozen

Frozen is a 2013 American computer animated epic musical fantasy-comedy film. Loosely based on Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tale The Snow Queen, the film tells the story of a fearless princess who sets off on an epic journey alongside a rugged ice trader, his loyal reindeer, and a hapless snowman to find her estranged sister, whose icy powers have trapped the kingdom in eternal winter.

Production: Walt Disney Pictures
  Won 2 Oscars. Another 77 wins & 57 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.5
Metacritic:
74
Rotten Tomatoes:
90%
PG
Year:
2013
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$400,736,600
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[Anna staggers up to the porch of a cabin in the woods, her dress very stiff after falling in a creek. She knocks some snow off the sign]

Anna:
"Wandering Oaken's Trading Post." [some more snow falls off the little sign below it] Ooh! "And Sauna!"

[Anna enters the trading post. The wind blows the door shut behind her]

Oaken:
Hoo-hoo! Big summer blowout. Half off swimming suits, clogs, and a sun balm of my own invention, ja?

Anna:
[a little fazed] Oh, great. For now, um, how about boots? Winter boots. And dresses?

Oaken:
That vould be in our vinter department. [Anna sees that the winter department shelves have practically next to nothing on them]

Anna:
Oh... [picks out a pair of boots and a dress] Um, I was just wondering, has another young woman, the Queen perhaps, I don't know, passed through here?

Oaken:
Only one crazy enough to be out in this storm is you, dear. [The door opens and Kristoff staggers inside, completely bundled up and covered in snow from head to toe] ...You and this fellow? Hoo-hoo! [holds up his sun balm] Big summer blowout! [Kristoff steps towards Anna, who nervously leans back]

Kristoff:
Carrots.

Anna:
Huh?

Kristoff:
Behind you!

Anna:
Oh, right! Excuse me. [She moves aside so Kristoff can grab some carrots from a shelf below the counter]

Oaken:
Oooh, a real howler in July, yes? Vherever could it be coming from?

Kristoff:
The North Mountain. [As he says this, he picks up a rope and an axe from the winter department shelves]

Anna:
The North Mountain? [Kristoff places his supplies down on the desk]

Oaken:
That'll be forty.

Kristoff:
Forty?! No, ten!

Oaken:
Oh, dear, that is no good. See, this is from our vinter stock, vhere the supply and demand have a big problem.

Kristoff:
You want to talk about a supply and demand problem? I sell ice for a living! [Anna looks at his sled parked outside, loaded with ice blocks]

Anna:
Ooh, that is a rough business to be in right now! I mean, that is really-- [notices that Kristoff is staring down at her; Anna clears her throat, nervously] That's unfortunate.

Oaken:
Still forty, but I vill throw in a visit to Oaken's Sauna! [He gestures to the family currently occupying the sauna] Hoo-hoo! Hi, family!

Sauna Family:
Hoo-hoo!

Kristoff:
Ten's all I've got! Help me out!

Oaken:
Okay. [He positions the carrots in front of the other supplies] Ten vill get you this, and no more.

Anna:
[to Kristoff] OK, just tell me one thing: What was happening on the North Mountain? Did it seem... magical?

Kristoff:
[Removes his scarf, exasperated] YES! Now back up... while I deal with this crook here! [Oaken stands up, revealing that he's mad, and he's also very tall]

Oaken:
Vhat did you call me?

[Cuts to Oaken carrying Kristoff outside]

Kristoff:
Okay, okay, I'm out! [Oaken throws him about ten feet through the air] WHOOOOA!!!

Oaken:
Bye-bye! [Slams the door. Sven rushes up to Kristoff, begging for carrots]

Kristoff:
No, Sven, I didn't get your carrots. [Sven pouts] But I did find us a place to sleep, and it's free! [The camera pans to the stable immediately adjacent to the store. Meanwhile, back inside]

Oaken:
[to Anna] I'm sorry about this violence. I vill add a quart of lutefisk so we have good feelings. [He gives Anna a jar of pickled lutefisk] Just the outfit and the boots, ja?

[Anna and Kristoff are riding on Kristoff's sleigh]

Kristoff:
So, uh tell me. What made the Queen go all ice-crazy?

Anna:
Oh, well, it was all my fault. I got engaged, but then she freaked out because I'd only just met him, you know, that day, and she said she wouldn't bless the marriage and...

Kristoff:
[interrupts] Wait. You got engaged to someone you just met that day?

Anna:
Yeah. Anyway I got mad and so she got mad and then she tried to walk away and I grabbed her glove...

Kristoff:
[interrupts] HANG ON! You mean to tell me you got engaged to someone you just met that day?!

Anna:
Yes, pay attention. But the thing is she wore the gloves all the time, so I just thought, maybe she has a thing about dirt.

Kristoff:
Didn't your parents ever warn you about strangers?

Anna:
Yes, they did. [moves further away from Kristoff] But Hans is not a stranger.

Kristoff:
Oh, yeah? What's his last name?

Anna:
[scoffing] Of the Southern Isles.

Kristoff:
What's his favorite food?

Anna:
Sandwiches.

Kristoff:
Best friend's name?

Anna:
Probably John.

Kristoff:
Eye color?

Anna:
Dreamy.

Kristoff:
Foot size?

Anna:
Foot size doesn't matter.

Kristoff:
Have you had a meal with him yet? What if you hate the way he eats? What if you hate the way he picks his nose?

Anna:
[disgusted] Picks his nose?

Kristoff:
And eats it.

Anna:
[annoyed] Excuse me, sir, he's a prince.

Kristoff:
All men do it. [The views and opinions expressed by Kristoff in this scene - that all men eat their own boogers - are solely his own and do not necessarily reflect the views or opinions of The Walt Disney Company or the filmmakers. Neither The Walt Disney Company nor the filmmakers make any representation of the accuracy of any such views and opinions.]

Anna:
Ew! [scoffs] Look, it doesn't matter; it's true love.

Kristoff:
Doesn't sound like true love.

Anna:
Are you some sort of love expert?

Kristoff:
No, but... I have friends who are.

Anna:
You have friends who are love experts? I'm not buyin' it.

Kristoff:
[suddenly hears the faint noise of howling wolves and becomes worried] Stop talking.

Anna:
No, no, no, no, no! I'd like to meet these-

Kristoff:
No, I mean it! [puts a hand over Anna's mouth]

[Hans and a weakened Anna lean in to kiss. But then Hans stops and smiles maliciously]

Hans:
Oh, Anna. If only there was someone out there who loved you. [gets up and leaves]

Anna:
[shocked] What...? [turns to see him walking to a window] Y-you said you did.

Hans:
[closing the curtains] As thirteenth in line in my own kingdom, I didn't stand a chance. I knew I'd have to marry into the throne somewhere...

Anna:
What-what are you talking about?

Hans:
[puts out a candle] As heir, Elsa was preferable, of course, but no one was getting anywhere with her. But you...

Anna:
Hans?

Hans:
You were so desperate for love, you were willing to marry me, just like that! [picks up a pitcher of water and goes to the fireplace] I figured after we married, I'd have to stage a little accident for Elsa.

[He pours water onto the fire, extinguishing it. Anna reaches out to stop him, but collapses onto the floor]

Anna:
Hans, no! Stop!

Hans:
But then she doomed herself, and you were dumb enough to go after her.

Anna:
Please...

Hans:
[chuckles] All that's left now is to... kill Elsa and bring back summer.

Anna:
[angrily] You're no match for Elsa.

Hans:
No, you're no match for Elsa. [puts on his glove] I, on the other hand, am the hero who's going to save Arendelle from destruction. [walks to the door]

Anna:
[angrily yet weakly] You won't get away with this!

Hans:
Oh... I already have.

[He leaves, locking the door behind him. Anna tries to open the door but is too weak as she continues to freeze.]

Anna:
Please! Somebody help! Oh! [The rest of her hair turns white, she shivers] Please...

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