Frozen II

Olaf:
Hi, I'm Olaf. Oh, yeah. I just find clothes restricting. Bet you're wondering who we are and why we're here. It's really quite simple. It began with two sisters. One born with magical powers and one born powerless. Their love of Snowman: infinite. 'Anna, no too high!' Blast! 'Ooh' 'Mama, Papa, help!' Slam! Doors shutting everywhere, sisters torn apart. Well at least they still have their parents. Their parents are dead. 'Ah, Oh hi I'm Anna. I'll marry a man I just met' Elsa's gonna blow! Snow snow! Aaah, run! Magic pulses through my snowflakes (gasp) I live. Ice palace for one, ice palace for one. Get out Anna! Pew pew. My heart

Mattias:
Oh my goodness

Olaf:
(acting like Grand Pabbie) Only an act of true love can save you. Here's a true love's kiss. You're not worth it. Guess what? I'm the bad guy.

Mattias:
What!?

Olaf:
And Anna freezes to death... forever

Mattias:
(sadly) Oh, Anna!

Olaf:
Then she unfreezes. Oh, and then Elsa woke up the magical spirits and we were forced out of our kingdom and now our only hope is to find the truth about the past, but we don't have a clue how to do that and Elsa's hearing voices, so we got that going for us. Any questions?

Mattias:
[after Olaf explains everything; to Elsa] Are you really queen of Arendelle?

Elsa:
I am.

Yelena:
Why would nature reward a person of Arendelle with magic?

Mattias:
Perhaps to make up for the actions of your people.

Yelena:
My people are innocent. We would've never attacked first.

Mattias:
May the truth be found. [notices Anna next to him] Hi. I'm sor- What's happening?

Anna:
That's it! Lieutenant Mattias! Library, second portrait on the left. You were our father's official guard!

Mattias:
Agnarr. What did happen to your parents?

Anna:
Our parents' ship went down in the Southern Sea six years ago.

Mattias:
I see him. I see him in your faces.

Anna:
Really?

Mattias:
[to his knights] Soldiers! We may be getting on in years, but we're still strong. And proud to serve Arendelle.

Elsa:
You can't just follow me into fire!

Anna:
You don't want me following you into fire? Then don't run into fire!

Anna:
Excuse me, I climbed the North Mountain, survived a frozen heart, and saved you from my ex-boyfriend, and I did it all without powers. So, you know, I’m coming.

Olaf:
Kristoff? Anna? Elsa? Sven? Samantha? [starts laughing] I don't even know a Samantha! [dives into a pile of leaves while still laughing, the wind suddenly picks the leaf pile up and spins him around briefly before he settles down] Hmm. [starts to walk away, then the leaf pile lands on him] That's normal. [walks away and trips on a rock that lands before his feet, then gets lifted by a gush of steam from the ground. He looks around cautiously and spots the leaves blowing around the trees. He slowly walks away, and turns around hearing the leaves again] What was that? [a hole opens in the ground in front of him] Ah! [peeks into it] Samantha?

Olaf: [singing] This will all make sense when I am older Someday I will see that this makes sense One day when I'm old and wise I'll think back and realize That these were all completely normal events Ah!

Olaf: Growing up means adapting Puzzling at your world and your place When I'm more mature I'll feel totally secure Being watched by something with a creepy, creepy face