Full fräs med Stefan & Krister

Sven-August:
[Kristian is hunting mice with an axe] Kristian? She was running around the house.

Kristian:
You saw the mouse?

Sven-August:
Mouse? She was wearing a dress.

Stefan:
Behind every great man stands a woman.

Krister:
Yes, blocking his way.

Krister:
I say like he who sat depressed over a beer: "Buying flowers for your wife... That's like buying cheese for a mousetrap that's closed."

[about the moose hunt]

Kristian:
Wonder where I'll be hunting later?

Sven-August:
Go to the old oak.

Kristian:
The oak? There are no mooses there.

Sven-August:
"No mooses"? Gustav shot two ones last fall.

Kristian:
Well, they're dead now, aren't they?