G.I. Jane

Master Chief John Urgayle:
Pain is your friend, your ally, it will tell you when you are seriously injured, it will keep you awake and angry, and remind you to finish the job and get the hell home. But you know the best thing about pain?

Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
Don't know!

Master Chief John Urgayle:
It lets you know you're not dead yet!

Master Chief John Urgayle:
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to ya.

Sen. Lillian DeHaven:
Captain, are you in the habit of letting reporters traipse around your base shooting their film? These are supposed to be discreet test cases!

C.O. Salem:
Senator, they stand on a public highway with telephoto lenses. There is nothing I can do, unless you want me to infringe on their civil liberties, which I will be glad to do, if you'll just trim a little fat off the Constitution.

Sen. Lillian DeHaven:
Did you just mouth off to a senior member of the Senate Armed Services Committee. I mean I'll give you points for style just nothing for smarts!

Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
Master Chief...

Master Chief John Urgayle:
Lieutenant, seek life elsewhere.

Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
Suck my dick!

Sen. Lillian DeHaven:
If a cannibal used a knife and fork, would you call that progress?

Master Chief John Urgayle:
Remember, there are no bad crews, only bad leaders.

Master Chief John Urgayle:
I don't know what the hell's been going on, frankly I don't give a sh*t.

Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
Good to see you too, Master Chief.

Master Chief John Urgayle:
Sergeant Cortes, however brief your stint with this command might be, there are two words you will learn to put together: Team-Mate.

Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
You were given the Navy Cross right? May I ask what you got it for?

Master Chief John Urgayle:
Since it bears on this conversation, I got it for pulling a 250-pound man out of a burning tank.

Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
So stopping to save a man makes you a hero, but if a man stops to help a woman, he's gone soft?

Master Chief John Urgayle:
Could you have pulled that man clear? Lieutenant, you couldn't even haul your own body weight out of the water today.

Master Chief John Urgayle:
I'll never live this one down.

Master Chief John Urgayle:
60% of you will not pass this course! How do I know? Because that is an historical fact! Now for the bad news, I always like to get one quitter on the first day, and until I do, that first day does not end!

Lt. Blondell:
Lieutenant, why are you doing this?

Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
Do you ask the men the same question?

Lt. Blondell:
As a matter of fact: yes, I do ask them.

Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
And what do they say?

Lt. Blondell:
"Cause I get to blow sh*t up."

Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
Well, there you go.

DeHaven:
Don't you even think of playing politics with me, little darlin', you'll be up way past your bedtime.

Jordan:
And don't YOU think that I'll sit idly by while anyone smears my good name. Now you get those charges VOIDED, Senator. And you do it today!

DeHaven:
[tauntingly] Or what?

Jordan:
You like pissed off? Watch this.

[storms out]

C.O. Salem:
[after Jordan demands that he remove the dual standard] One standard.

Jordan:
Just treat me the same. No better, no worse.

C.O. Salem:
You're gonna get everything you want, O'Neil. I just wonder if you want what you're gonna get.

Jordan:
Hoo-yah, sir.

Urgayle:
Is there anything *else* we can do for your celebrity career, Lieutenant?

Jordan:
That will be all...

Cortez:
You know O'Neil, I like you better when you drink.

Jordan:
You know Cortez, I like you better when I drink.

"sh*t fire and save matches"

Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
How am I supposed to fit in with these guys when you've got me setup as an outsider? You've given me a different set of rules. The answer is, I can't. I mean really, why didn't you just issue me a pink petticoat to wear around the base?

Lt. Jordan O'Neil:
Suck my dick!

Master Chief John Urgayle:
[quoting "Self-Pity" by D.H. Lawrence] I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A bird will fall frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.

Master Chief John Urgayle:
The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continents, the very position of the sun along its ecliptic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world. Is that clear?

Master Chief John Urgayle:
Lieutenant, seek life elsewhere.

Senator Lillian Dehaven:
[on why she started Lt. O'Neil on the SEAL program in the first place] Truthfully, I never expected you to do so damn well! I figured you'd ring out in two weeks, bing bang it's over, and we're popular.

C.O. Salem:
Welcome to SEAL/C.R.T. selection program. You have volunteered for the most intensive military training known to man. You are all proven operators within the SpecOps community: SEALs, EOD, Army Delta, Marine Force Recon, Naval Intel community, and so on. In spite of your expertise, many of you will not successfully negotiate this program. Those that do, will experience an operational tempo that exceeds that of any other unit within the U.S. arsenal. That is all that is to be said about the special nature of the CRT training program. I now turn you over to my Command Master Chief, John James Urgayle.