Hamburger: The Motion Picture

[Explaining how much formula has been given to Zipser]

Dr. Mole:
I injected 20 cc's of bird cum. That is the equivalent of 3 tons of my new synthetic chicken.

Lyman Vunk:
3 TONS?

Dr. Mole:
Yes... that would be as if he had a bucket of chicken, every day, for 500 years.

Lyman Vunk:
Is there any chance of brain damage?

Zipser:
Cluck... Cluck.

Lyman Vunk:
[instructing a managerial training class] We reserve the right... to refuse service... to A**HOLES like YOU. [entire class repeats]

Lyman Vunk:
[instructing a managerial training class] Put those cookies back... MOTHERF***ER. [entire class repeats, Sister Sara crossing herself]

[an old lady pulls up to the Buster Burgers' drive thru intercom which is shaped like a giant pickle]

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
Hi, welcome to Buster Burgers, what can I get ch'ya?

Old Lady:
Um... one burger... uh, some fries... and a malte. Oh! And, uh, could you put cheese on that, please?

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
Just say, "Buster Cheese, Bull Chips, and a Chocolate Buster Shake," madam.

Old Lady:
Okay.

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
[annoyed] So say it!

Old Lady:
Shove off, pickle! I don't like talking to machines.

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
Look, toots. Take that Falcon you're driving, chain it up, and shove it where the sun don't shine!

Old Lady:
Wha? Wh-wh-why I... ooh... ack! [collapses from a heart attack]

"Mr. Pickle" Intercom:
[once again cheerful] Thanks for coming to Buster Burgers, please move forward. You may be eligible for a prize.

400 club member:
[after farting] Deep and mean

400 club member, 400 club member:
[after farting] [In unison] Aroma [giggles]

Fred Domino:
All right, who ordered 60 double Buster burgers?

Magneto Jones:
That fat motherf***er right there. That fat motherf***er right there. Them two giggling twin motherf***ers right there. And that skinny walnut headed right there ordered 72.

400 club member:
No flash! No flash!

Man on Toilet:
A smile everybody.

[clicks camera and someone farts, the bathroom explodes]

Man on Toilet:
Say "cheese".