Histeria!

Loud Kiddington:
What a grouch.

Aka Pella:
What the dilly-yo?

Charity Bazaar:
I'm not happy

Father Time:
And now Charity Bazaar for Histeria's words of wisdom.

Charity Bazaar:
You can lead a horse to water but its tough to get those swim fins on his hoofs. Thank you.

Orville Wright:
Oh boy.

Wilbur Wright:
What is that horrible smell?

Big Fat Baby:
Gah goo gah.

The Wright Brothers:
Eww.

Charity Bazaar:
Big Fat Baby needs a change.

Orville Wright:
No kidding when was the last time this baby had a new diaper?

Charity Bazaar:
Do you know when the wheel was invented?

Wilbur Wright:
3000 B.C?

Charity Bazaar:
Before that.

Froggo:
Do you have a bag of marshmellows and a crate of leeches I can burrow?

Orville Wright:
Umm... no

Froggo:
NO? NOOO? NO IT CAN'T BE? AUGGHHHH.

Lucky Bob:
Bosum Buddies was my life.

Lucky Bob:
Yes/no.

Lucky Bob:
Hiyo.

Lucky Bob:
You are correct sir.

Lucky Bob:
Absolutely.

Lucky Bob:
Yes oh wise one.

Miss Information:
We're walking, we're walking, we're dodging gunfire.

Nostradamus:
Mary had a little lamb / Its fleece was white as snow / And everywhere that Mary went / There was an evil man named Hitler!

Pepper Mills:
[after getting Christopher Columbus's autograph] Hey, you're not Leonardo DiCaprio!

Froggo:
I'm gonna ride that choo choo, I'm gonna ride that choo choo.

Lizzie Borden:
Whack-em!

Napoleon:
[pointing to countries on a map] Got it. Got it. Want it. Need it!

Sister Windbag:
It's not a painting; it's a fresco.

Miss Information:
It's a soda!

Mr. Smarty Pants:
His name was Thomas [giggle] Crapper.

Harriet Tubman:
[Holding Big Fat Baby Girl] When was the last time this child had a fresh diaper?

Aka Pella:
Remember when Columbus discovered America?

Harriet Tubman:
1492?

Aka Pella:
Uh huh, before that.

[at seeing as Lady Godiva]

Loud Kiddington:
See it! See it! See it! And I don't wanna see it!

Miss Information:
We're searching for a more peaceful area, like a battlefield! We're walking, we're walking.

[a reaction to what Mr. Smartypants pulls out of his pants on a segment called "Things I find in my pants"]

Lydia Karioke:
Napoleon Bonaparte? What's he doing in there?

[Repeated Line]

Lizzie Borden:
Whack 'em!