Tell her I'll have on some gym socks and a backstage pass from a Kool Moe Dee concert.
Tell her I'll be wearing cowboy boots with some click-clacks around my neck.
Tell her I'll be butt naked with a belt on, and a beeper, and some Blu-Blockers.
Tell her I'ma be butt naked with a 'Bout It radio sticker sign on my ass. And a gold necklace. And a class ring.
Tell her I'ma be asshole naked with some handcuffs and a whip, and a hula skirt. And a saddle on my back. And a big-ass NFL hat on.
Look, my mama want her money back.
How am I gonna give you the money back? You done ate one of the pig's feet.
No we didn't.
I got a magic lamp. Tell your mama she gotta rub this every Wednesday at 3:42 standing on one leg with Al Green playing in the background, her money will pop out. And tell your daddy to buy you another shirt.
You better be lucky we came, your old ass probably gonna catch a heart attack. Me and Blue probably gonna save your life.
Leave those pretty women alone! Save my life? My life don't need saving, I been doing this for twenty years.
You know you can't get it up like you used to.
Yes I can. I got a hard-on right now.
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