I soliti ignoti

Capannelle:
Tell me, do you know a guy called Mario who lives around here?

Boy playing soccer:
There are a thousand Marios around here.

Capannelle:
Yes, but this one is a thief.

Boy playing soccer:
There are still a thousand.

Cosimo:
[seeing other prisoners smoking in the prison yard] May your father and mother drop dead if you have a cigarette and aren't sharing. [no one responds] All orphans here, I see.

Tiberio:
Stealing is a serious profession. You need serious people, not people like you. All you can do at your best is work.