Jumping Jacks

Sgt. McClusky:
You know I'm beginning to like you.

Hap Smith:
You are? Is that good?

Sgt. McClusky:
Yeah! And I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.

Hap Smith:
What?

Sgt. McClusky:
I'm not half as tough as I sound.

Hap Smith:
You're not?

Sgt. McClusky:
Nah! It's just something that comes over me. Sometimes I think I'm my own worst enemy.

Hap Smith:
No, you're not, Sarge. Not as long as I'm alive.

Chick Allen:
There's nothing to it. You get on a plane, you go up 20,000 feet, jump out, and your chute opens automatically.

Hap Smith:
Yeah? What if it doesn't open?

Chick Allen:
Then you pull your reserve parachute.

Hap Smith:
What if that doesn't open?

Chick Allen:
Well, we haven't had a complaint yet... from a guy whose shoot didn't open. [Laughs]