Juno



Genre: Comedy, Drama
Production: Fox Searchlight
  Won 1 Oscar. Another 89 wins & 95 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.5
Metacritic:
81
Rotten Tomatoes:
94%
PG-13
Year:
2007
96
$143,380,890
Website
1,259 Views

Ultrasound Technician:
Well, there you have it. Would you like to know the sex?

Leah:
Yes!

Juno MacGuff:
No!

Leah:
Pleease, Juno, please!

Juno MacGuff:
No, there will be no sex!

Ultrasound Technician:
Planning to be surprised when you deliver?

Juno MacGuff:
Well, no, but I want Mark and Vanessa to be surprised and if you tell me I'll just, like, ruin everything.

Ultrasound Technician:
Are Mark and Vanessa your friends at school?

Juno MacGuff:
No, no, no. They're the adoptive parents.

Ultrasound Technician:
Oh, well thank goodness for that!

Bren:
What's that supposed to mean?

Ultrasound Technician:
I just see a lot of teenage mothers come through here and it's obviously a poisonous environment to raise a baby in.

Juno MacGuff:
How do you know I'm so poisonous? What if these adoptive parents turn out to be, like, evil molesters?

Leah:
Or, like, stage parents.

Bren:
They could be utterly negligent. Maybe they'll do a far shittier job of raising a kid than my dumbass step-daughter would. Have you considered that?

Ultrasound Technician:
I guess not.

Bren:
What is your job title exactly?

Ultrasound Technician:
I'm an ultrasound technician, ma'am.

Bren:
Well, I'm a nail technician and I think we both ought to just stick to what we know.

Ultrasound Technician:
Excuse me?

Bren:
Oh, you think you're so special because you get to play Picture Pages up there? Well, my five year old daughter could do that and let me tell you, she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. So why don't you go back to night school in Mantino and learn a real trade.

Juno MacGuff:
Bren! You's a dick! I love it!

Juno MacGuff:
I'm just like losing my faith with humanity.

Mac MacGuff:
Can you can narrow that down for me?

Juno MacGuff:
I just wonder if like, two people can ever stay together for good.

Mac MacGuff:
You mean like couples?

Juno MacGuff:
Yeah, like people in love.

Mac MacGuff:
Are you having boy troubles? Because I gotta be honest with you; I don't much approve of dating in your condition, 'cause well... that's kind of messed up.

Juno MacGuff:
Dad, no!

Mac MacGuff:
Well, it's kind of skanky. Isn't that what you girls call it? Skanky? Skeevy?

Juno MacGuff:
Please stop.

Mac MacGuff:
[persisting] Tore up from the floor up?

Juno MacGuff:
That's not what it's about. I just need to know that it's possible that two people can stay happy together forever.

Mac MacGuff:
Well, it's not easy, that's for sure. Now, I may not have the best track record in the world, but I have been with your stepmother for 10 years now and I'm proud to say that we're very happy.

[Juno nods]

Mac MacGuff:
Look, in my opinion, the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you, the right person is still going to think the sun shines out your ass. That's the kind of person that's worth sticking with.

Juno MacGuff:
Yeah. And I think I've found that person.

Mac MacGuff:
Yeah sure you have - your old D-A-D! You know I'll always be there to love you and support you no matter what kind of pickle you're in... Obviously.

[nods to her belly]

Juno MacGuff:
Dad, I think I'm just going to, like, shove out for a sec, but I won't be home late.

Mac MacGuff:
Ok. You were talking about me right?

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