Boy these vodka Red Bulls are strange. I feel like I'm getting drunk and electrocuted at the same time! The music, it's loud! It's like everything sounds alike, like they're playing the same song over and over and over again. I probably should get up and dance but I'm used to having a partner. It doesn't seem to matter to that fella. Maybe I'll give it a shot. Maybe not. I hope they play something different. Maybe now.
[making an announcement] On behalf of Binion's, I'd like to apologize for the delay in the show, but, um, I'm really interested in the performer. She's the most amazing woman I ever met. And I just can't believe in two days that she's, you know, inside my heart.
[whispering now to the audience] But I don't want her to know, because, you know, with gorgeous women, they like men that like to play hard-to-get.
[Dean has been led to believe the Flatbush Four are mafioso]
I'm very sorry, sir.
Shut up, Dickhead! You think we give a shit about your sorries! Don't you know you're messing with Billy Bones, Archie Aces, Sammy the... the...
Sammy the Stove! They call me that because I *cook the books*!
Please, sir. How can I make it up to you?
Get us some ice waters. Maybe later we'll find you other stuff to do.
Yeah, maybe later Knuckles here will let you wash his balls!
[beat] Oooh. Sorry. That sounded weird, didn't it?
Four Ice Waters?
[Paddy glares] GO!
Right away, sir.
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