Laura Bow 2: The Dagger of Amon Ra

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Narrator:
You pick it up and place it in your purse.

Laura Bow:
What can you tell me about Crodfoller T. Rhubarb?

Crodfoller T. Rhubarb:
You're talking to him.

Laura Bow:
No, I mean the real Crodfoller T. Rhubarb.

Crodfoller T. Rhubarb:
There's another Crodfoller T. Rhubarb? No two sets of parents would be that cruel.

Lo Fat:
Lady, who own this dress probably dead by now, ha ha ha ha.

Narrator:
It is a unicorn, left over from a King's Quest game.

Crodfoller T. Rhubarb:
Laura Bains, right?

Laura Bow:
Laura BOW, sir, and I believe that you have the advantage.

Crodfoller T. Rhubarb:
Crodfoller Rhubarb, ma'am, but you can call me "Rhub". So, I suppose you've already met Sam.

Laura Bow:
Yes, he's very... colorful.

Crodfoller T. Rhubarb:
Don't let him shake you. He's tough on the outside, but inside, he's got a heart of stone.

Laura Bow:
I'm sure he... pardon me, what did you say?

Crodfoller T. Rhubarb:
Never mind, I'm just pulling your leg. Why don't you take this desk right here, and we'll get you settled in.

Laura Bow:
That's VERY kind of you! Mr. Augustini just sort of left me on my own. I got to start on this story about a burglary at the Leyendecker Museum!

Laura Bow:
[to Stinky] What's your name, little boy?

Stinky:
None o' yer beeswax.

Laura Bow:
You're quite the impertinent little boy, aren't you?

Stinky:
Yeah, well, my folks told me not to talk to strangers.

Biff:
His name's Paul Untermeyer.

Tubby:
Yeah, but we call him Stinky, 'cuz his initials are PU!

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Narrator:
Don't touch it! You don't know where it's been!

Detective Ryan O'Riley:
It's all that lousy reporters fault.

Detective Ryan O'Riley:
Damned interfering Laura Bow.

Detective Ryan O'Riley:
Thinks she can get away with squealing on me does she?

Detective Ryan O'Riley:
Well she's got another thing coming.

Detective Ryan O'Riley:
Do you hear me Laura Bow? You'll pay for this. If it's the last thing I ever do!

Dr. Pippin Carter:
I told you to stop bothering me you camel driver.

Dr. Ptahsheptut 'Tut' Smith:
Dr. Carter, I will stop bothering you when the dagger is safely back in Cairo.

Dr. Pippin Carter:
I don't know if you've noticed but the bloody dagger has been stolen from the bloody museum you great wit.

Dr. Ptahsheptut 'Tut' Smith:
I see no reason to exchange appetites with you Dr. Carter, I am aware of the burglary I am also aware there's no evidence was left behind and the dagger case was not harmed. In fact, I think you removed the dagger from the exhibit.

Dr. Pippin Carter:
Me, me? And what bloody reason would I have to steal my own bloody dagger from my own bloody exhibit?

Dr. Ptahsheptut 'Tut' Smith:
The dagger is not yours Dr. It belongs to the Egyptian people. As to why you stole it? I do not understand your wasted American thinking. Perhaps you wanted to keep the dagger for yourself, in your own private collection.

Dr. Pippin Carter:
Perhaps I should ask why you're shifting the blame onto me you insignificant peasant. It would be very clever of you to steal the dagger then stay about to start rumors about someone else stealing it.

Dr. Ptahsheptut 'Tut' Smith:
Only an archeaology thief would make such an accusation Dr. Now I'm sure that you stole it for yourself.

Dr. Pippin Carter:
I did not.

Dr. Ptahsheptut 'Tut' Smith:
Yes you did.

Dr. Pippin Carter:
Did not.

Dr. Ptahsheptut 'Tut' Smith:
Did.

Dr. Pippin Carter:
Did not.

Dr. Ptahsheptut 'Tut' Smith:
Did.

Laura Bow:
Gentlemen please.

Dr. Ptahsheptut 'Tut' Smith:
Who asked you?

Dr. Pippin Carter:
Mind your own business you nosy reporter.

Laura Bow:
But I...

Dr. Pippin Carter:
I have more important things to do.

Dr. Ptahsheptut 'Tut' Smith:
Our discussion is far from over Dr. Carter.

Dr. Pippin Carter:
That's what you think you mallard rest buffoon.