Little Mermaid

Scuttle:
I haven't seen this in years, this is wonderful.

Ariel:
What is it?

Scuttle:
It's a dinglehopper Humans use these little babies to straighten their hair out. See just a little twirl here and a yank there and voila

Sebastian:
Just look at her! On legs! On human legs!

Sebastian:
My nerves are shot. This is a catastrophe! What would her father say? I'll tell you what her father'd say. He'd say he's gonna kill himself a crab, that's what her father'd say! I'm gonna march meself home and tell him right this minute

Sebastian:
and DON'T you shake your head at me, young lady! Maybe there's still time. If we could get that witch to give you back your voice, you could go home with all the normal fish and just be...

Sebastian:
just be... just be miserable for the rest of your life.

Sebastian:
Alright, alright, I'll try to help you find that prince.

Sebastian:
Boy. What a softshell I'm turning out to be.

Sebastian:
Will you get your head out of the clouds and back in the water where it belongs.

Ariel:
You're not getting cold fins now, are you?

Sebastian:
Somebody's got to nail that girl's fins to the floor.

Ariel:
It looks just like him. It even has his eyes. "Why, Eric, run away with you? This is all so - so *sudden*..."

Ariel:
If I become human, I'll never be with my father or sisters again.

Ursula:
That's *right*. But - you'll have your man. Life's full of tough choices, innit?

Sebastian:
Jeez, man, I'm surrounded by amateurs. You want something done, you've got to do it yourself.

Sebastian:
Are you sure about this?

Scuttle:
Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it's important.

Sebastian:
Hm. Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you.

Triton:
Do you think I was too hard on her?

Sebastian:
Definitely not! If Ariel was my daughter I'd show her who's boss. None of this flitting to the surface and other such nonsense. No sir I'd keep her under tight control.

Triton:
You're absolutely right Sebastian.

Sebastian:
Of course.

Triton:
Ariel needs constant supervision, someone to watch over her to keep her out of trouble.

Sebastian:
All the time.

Triton:
And YOU are just the crab to do it.

Ursula:
You've got your looks... your pretty face... and don't underestimate the importance of "bo-dy lan-guage."

Scuttle:
It's a dinglehopper. Humans use these little babies... to straighten their hair out. See? Just a little twirl here and a yank there and voila. You've got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over.

Ariel:
Flounder, don't be such a guppy.

Scuttle:
We're out to discover.

Sebastian:
This has got to be, without a doubt, the single most humiliating day of my life!

Sebastian:
I hope that you appreciate what I go through for you, young lady! Now, we got to make a plan to get that boy to kiss you. Tomorrow, when he takes you for that ride, you gotta look your best! You gotta bat your eyes like this

Sebastian:
, you gotta pucker up your lips like this...

Sebastian:
You are hopeless, child. You know that. Completely hopeless.

Ariel:
There he is! Isn't he handsome?

Scuttle:
I don't know, he looks kind of hairy and slobbery.

Ariel:
No, not that one. The one playing the snarfblatt.