Making It Huge

Billy:
I don't know what I'm gonna do without you. We've been together for so long. I'm afraid I'm gonna lose you.

Randy Marlow:
Don't worry, Billy. Hollywood is only two thousand miles away, and I'm only as far away as a phone call.

Randy Marlow:
[checking out his bedroom at the academy] There's two guys - with one bed? Oh, great.

Brian:
By the expression on your face, you've never seen a naked body before?

Randy Marlow:
Well, I'm kind of old-fashioned, being from Kansas an all. Uh, don't see many naked people.

Tony:
So what do you think of our latest addition to the Crawford Academy?

Steven Alexander:
I think he's dynamite. Can hardly wait to f*** his tight little ass.

Randy Marlow:
If any of you need anything, just let me know and I'll be more than happy to give it to you.

[Mr. Richards looks away with an "Oh, my" expression]

Steven Alexander:
By the way, uh, where's Brian this evening?

Randy Marlow:
Oh, he had a date.

Steven Alexander:
Oh, that's a shame. I was really hoping to introduce him to Mr. Richards.

Mr. Richards:
I'm sure there'll be other occasions, Steven.

Steven Alexander:
Just the same, he should be more responsible. He promised me that tonight he would come.

Randy Marlow:
Wow! What a first day! I never been to a school like this before. They had me do things like I had never imagined.

Brian:
Yeah, I know what you mean. I've been f***ed so many time here I feel like you could drive a mack truck up my ass.

Newland Devereaux:
Okay, for the first scene I would like you, Toby, to go down on Randy.

Toby Reese:
Okay. Yes, sir, but, uh, is my makeup all right?

Newland Devereaux:
Yes, Miss Stanwick. Just suck the dick.

Newland Devereaux:
What's wrong, Randy? A soft dick does not a happy director make.

Randy Marlow:
I'm sorry, Mr. Devereaux. I will try harder.

Newland Devereaux:
And harder, and harder, and harder.

Newland Devereaux:
[directing a porno film] Oh, that is terrific. That is absolutely terrific. Oh! Oh! Oh, it's breathtaking, breathtaking. You're such a good cock-sucker. Breathtaking. Breathtaking.

Newland Devereaux:
[directing a porno film] Money in the bank. Money in the bank. It's fantastic.

[last lines]

Randy Marlow:
It's so good to be home.

Billy:
I'm so glad that you're back. I missed ya.

Randy Marlow:
And don't worry. I'll always be with you.

Billy:
You mean you're moving back?

Randy Marlow:
No. I just had Sprint installed in my condo in Hollywood. Now I can call you more often and save fifty percent.