Meet the Sniper

[last lines]

Sniper:
[the Sniper is on the pay phone again] Dad... Dad p-, yeah - put Mum on the phone!

Sniper:
I think his mate just saw me... [Sniper ducks down as he starts taking fire from an off-screen enemy] Yes, yes he did!

Sniper:
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry - 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.

Sniper:
[talking on a pay phone] Dad? Dad, I'm a- Ye- Not a "crazed gunman", dad, I'm an assassin!... Well, the difference bein' one is a job and the other's a mental sickness!

[to the viewer, in his RV]

Sniper:
I'll be honest with you, my parents do *not* care for it.

Sniper:
[Sniper has just stabbed the enemy Spy in the back] Feelins'? Look mate, you know who has a lot of feelings? Blokes that bludgeon their wife to death with a golf trophy. Professionals have standards. [Sniper takes off his hat and puts it on his chest, standing over the dead Spy] Be polite. [Sniper headshots a Medic, a Soldier, and a Pyro] Be efficient. [Slow-motion shot of the Sniper reloading his rifle] Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

"Be Polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet." - Sniper

"Boom. Headshot."

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