Men in Black 3

Men in Black 3

Men in Black 3 (stylized as MIB³) is a 2012 American 3D science fiction comedy film starring Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. The film is the sequel to the 2002 film Men in Black II released on May 25, 2012, almost ten years after its predecessor and fifteen years after the release of the original Men in Black. It also stars Josh Brolin, Emma Thompson, Alice Eve and Jemaine Clement, with Barry Sonnenfeld returning as director, and Steven Spielberg returning as executive producer.

Genre: Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi
Director(s): Barry Sonnenfield
Production: Sony Pictures
  1 win & 13 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.8
Metacritic:
58
Rotten Tomatoes:
68%
PG-13
Year:
2012
106
$179,020,854
Website
2,723 Views

Agent J:
[after knocking out the four-armed alien] Still keep the key under the ashtray.

Young Agent K:
Lucky guess. Now, where were we?

Bowling Ball Head:
I was just about to tell you to screw off.

Young Agent K:
[to Agent J] Hey, slick, you bowl in the future?

Agent J:
Absolutely, MIB league champ, three years running.

Young Agent K:
Well, let's see it. [walks up to the alien and pulls his head off; Agent J is slightly horrified by this as Young Agent K hands the head to him]

Bowling Ball Head:
Unh! You did not just walk into my establishment and rip my head off!

Agent J:
My man, look. We don't have a lot of time for this. You really need to tell him something.

Bowling Ball Head:
I'll tell him this! [gestures rudely and glares at Young Agent K]

Agent J:
Alright, your head. [Bowling Ball Head's face fills with fear as Agent J carries him to a lane; Young Agent K inhales with exasperation]

Bowling Ball Head:
Wait... Hey, if you do this, I am gonna hunt you down, and I will make sure that you walk funny for the– [J rolls him down the aisle, knocking over 8 pins, leaving pins 7 and 10 still standing] rest of your miserable last days on Earth! Unh!

Young Agent K:
Tough spare, slick. [Agent J groans; the Bowling Ball Head rolls into the ball return]

Bowling Ball Head:
You messed with the wrong head!

Agent J:
His head is a little... [walks up to the ball return and humorously peers inside]

Young Agent K:
You gonna tell us where Dom is?

Bowling Ball Head:
[angrily speaking unintelligibly] I'll kill you both. I swear I'll kill both of youse!

Agent J:
[as he prepares to roll the alien's head down the aisle again, he accidentally drops it, and it hits the floor] Ooh!

Bowling Ball Head:
Ow! Jesus! [Young Agent K grabs a bag for cleaning bowling balls]

Young Agent K:
Your hook's a little off. You want me to clean her?

Agent J:
[figuring it might make him talk] Oh, yeah, sure thing. [throws the head to Young Agent K, who immediately starts rubbing him with the bag]

Bowling Ball Head:
Oh, no, no, no! Aw, come on! I just cleaned the bathroom with this thing! Please, no cleaning! No cleaning! Stop cleaning! Okay! Okay, alright! [Young Agent K stops and removes the head from the bag] Alright, he's in the back. But he's not gonna talk to any Men in Black scum like you! [while talking, the headless body points at Young Agent K] Now give me back my head! [Young Agent K ignores his demand and throws the head back to Agent J]

Agent J:
K, I call this one...

Bowling Ball Head:
[as Agent J puts his fingers in his nose] Oh!

Agent J:
...low-hanging-fruit.

Bowling Ball Head:
That ain't a finger hole, you sick bastard! [Agent J turns and approaches the aisle and rolls the head between his legs; it bounces slightly towards the pins] Ow! How about I pop your head off and see how you like it?! [Agent J humorously makes it look like he's directing the ball; the Bowling Ball Head rolls right into Pin 7, knocking it into Pin 10] Ow! [the Bowling Ball Head, upside down, seethes with anger at the agents]

Agent J:
[satisfied] Ooh! Mmm! [gestures to Young Agent K to go to the back room]

Bowling Ball Head:
I'm gonna kill both of you! I'm gonna kill the both of youse! I'll kill you both!


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