Night Warning

Detective Joe Carlson:
[On why a rape story is bogus]... Wasn't his day- the poor guy didn't even get his pecker out!

Cheryl Roberts:
Perverts and sluts! They are doing everything they can to take him away from us.

Cheryl Roberts:
[On why she's keeping her nephew away from school] You don't want to go back... you've learnt enough- besides, it's full of perverts!"

Cheryl Roberts:
College is for rich kids and people with brains- you wouldn't fit in

Cheryl Roberts:
You owe me!... You are staying and that's that!

Margie:
[after Cheryl has just talked to Julie's mother on the phone] I thought you told Billy Julie had been here.

Cheryl Roberts:
[annoyed] Do you always listen to other people's phone conversations?

Margie:
[referring to Cheryl] Why don't you stop tormenting her?

Detective Joe Carlson:
You talking to me, lady?

Margie:
Yes.

Detective Joe Carlson:
Don't!

Detective Joe Carlson:
Now, Miss Roberts, you married?

Cheryl Roberts:
No.

Detective Joe Carlson:
Divorced?

Cheryl Roberts:
No.

Detective Joe Carlson:
Widowed?

Cheryl Roberts:
No.

Detective Joe Carlson:
But you do have boyfriends?

Cheryl Roberts:
No.

Detective Joe Carlson:
Do you like girls?

Cheryl Roberts:
God, you're a pig!

Detective Joe Carlson:
I took a look at this fellow Brody. Seems he was fairly athletic. Why didn't he pin you down on the couch?

Cheryl Roberts:
He tried, but I got away.

Detective Joe Carlson:
Now you said he touched your boob. How?

Cheryl Roberts:
I refuse... to answer anymore of your questions.

Detective Joe Carlson:
Lady, I don't give a sh*t what you do.

Detective Joe Carlson:
[after Billy has just told his story of the rape] That's good. That's very good, Billy. That's exactly word for word what you told me before. Did she help you memorize all that? Huh?

Cheryl Roberts:
You stupid bully! He's telling the truth! Why you doing this to us?

Detective Joe Carlson:
Because there's a dead man in there. And I wanna know why he died.

Cheryl Roberts:
I killed him! He tried to rape me!

Detective Joe Carlson:
[to the cops] Lock her up.

Student:
F*** you!

Detective Joe Carlson:
And f*** you!

Detective Joe Carlson:
[after he has just told Billy his story of Brody's murder] Ain't that right, ma'am?

Cheryl Roberts:
YOU FILTHY PIG! You think you got it all figured out, don't ya? Well you're wrong!

Detective Joe Carlson:
Phil Brody, remember him? The man who got wasted here? Well he was a fag, and it doesn't make a whole lot of sense for a fag to be raping your aunt, unless you're one. Are you a fag?

Billy Lynch:
No!

Detective Joe Carlson:
I'm gonna ask you again, and keep in mind it pisses me off when people lie to me. Are you a fag?

Billy Lynch:
You're crazy!

Eddie:
Next time... keep your queer hands off of me, okay?

Detective Joe Carlson:
Doesn't it bother you that he's a fag? Are you a fag?

Detective Joe Carlson:
Phil Brody, remember him? The man who got wasted here? Well he was a fag, and it doesn't make a whole lot of sense for a fag to be raping your aunt, unless you're one. Are you a fag?

Detective Joe Carlson:
I'm gonna ask you again, and keep in mind it pisses me off when people lie to me. Are you a fag?

Billy Lynch:
Meatloaf, beatloaf.