No, No, Nanette

Title Card:
The Smith estate, North Shore, Boston. A sanctuary from the world of the hurly-burly, something more than a house - a home, the happy home of "Happy" Jimmy Smith

[first lines]

[Happy Jimmy Smith opens a silver dish to reveal a single slice of bacon]

Mr. 'Happy' Jimmy Smith:
Pauline, what's this?

Pauline:
Bacon.

Mr. 'Happy' Jimmy Smith:
Well, I know that but...

Pauline:
We've already had our allowance for the month.

Mr. 'Happy' Jimmy Smith:
You mean...?

Pauline:
Not another slice until Wednesday.

Mrs. Susan Smith:
I've never seen such a man for bacon.

Pauline:
I've never seen such bacon for a man.

Styles:
Do you know what they gave Pauline and Remington for breakfast this morning? Black pudding with milk.

Nanette:
Oh, that sounds horrible!

Styles:
Sounds horrible? It would be all right if you only had to listen to it. But you got to eat it!

Mrs. Susan Smith:
Your horoscope says "Beware of 1940."