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Mr. Dunphy, do you have a friend called "Drugs"?
How many individuals named drugs could you possibly associate with?
Yesterday we received a letter addressed simply to Cornwall Academy, Cornwall, Connecticut. So naturally we, we opened it and read it. You might want to sit down. It begins, "Greetings Dunph. What's happening? I got your letter today. Cornhole Academy sounds like it really sucks the big one. I can't believe they make everyone work a lot and not smoke. You should tell that piece of sh*t Thunderturd to shove it. You didn't want to go there in the first place. Eat sh*t, man...
...Today you should've seen me and Mousy today at school today. I got cocked on a pint of Blackberry brandy, ate some THC on the bus. We were f***ed. This teacher Mr. Rivera goes, "What's wrong with you Delaney?" I go, "I'm totally f***ed, maaaaan!" Everybody laughed like a bastard. Oh man, you should see this song I'm listenin' to. It's called "Don't Bogart That Joint, My Friend." I think it's by a group called...
...This is a couple of hours later. Must have nodded out, man...
...I gotta go 'cause I'm probably definitely gonna nod out again...
...Want me to send you some squeef? Or you got enough? Good luck not getting caught. Cocked in Rhode Island, Drugs. P.S. - Oh yes, there's a postscript you might be interested in - Mousy says he stinkfingered Bunny Cote. As you might imagine Mr. Dunphy, this is, this is, this fairly incriminating. And, uh, technically you have not breached any of Cornwall Academy's rules, but you can bet your bottom dollar, Mister, we'll be keeping an eye on you.
[Dunphy rolls a joint]
Put that away! It's time to study.
No, really, I study better when I'm stoned. It's like my brain becomes more focused or something.
Yeah, right. You haven't gotten higher than a D since you've been here.
That's cause there's no good weed around here!
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