Planet of the Apes

General Thade:
Is there a soul in there?

Attar:
Get your stinking hands off me, you damn dirty human!

Thade's Father:
Damn them! Damn them all to hell!

Limbo:
Can't we all just get along?

Thade's Father:
Damn them!

General Thade:
I will stop him, father.

Thade's Father:
Damn them... damn them all to hell!

Tival:
Apes are afraid of water. They can't swim.

Ari:
We drown!

Daena:
That is why every day we pray for rain.

Captain Leo Davidson:
Never send a monkey to do a man's job.

Captain Leo Davidson:
How did the apes get this way?

Daena:
What other way would they be?

Captain Leo Davidson:
They would be begging me for a treat right now.

General Thade:
Get me the spaceman!

Daena:
What tribe are you from?

Captain Leo Davidson:
United States Air Force, and I'm going back.

Captain Leo Davidson:
Shut up! That goes for all species.

Ari:
You know one day they'll tell a story about a human who came from the stars and changed our world. Some will say it was just a fairy tale, but, it was never real. But I'll know.

Tival:
They all want to see this human who defies the apes.

Captain Leo Davidson:
Our apes couldn't talk.

Ari:
Maybe they chose not to... given the way you treated them.

General Thade:
Extremism in defense of apes is no vice.

Captain Leo Davidson:
Look, you gotta make your people understand, it's over there's no help coming.

Daena:
You came.

Krull:
My fight is with Thade, not you.

Attar:
Then your fight, is with me.

Captain Leo Davidson:
I think it's fair to call this hostile territory.

Ari:
It's disgusting the way we treat humans.

Captain Leo Davidson:
Time to explain evolution to the monkeys.

Limbo:
The young ones make great pets. Just make sure you kill them before they mature. Believe me, the last thing you want is a human teenager running around your house.

Captain Leo Davidson:
I'm going to get my chimp.

Lt. Col.Grace Alexander:
What? Was the Homo sapien mean to you again? We all know its just rocket envy, don't we?

Captain Leo Davidson:
Ever consider an actual boyfriend?

Lt. Col.Grace Alexander:
You mean do I enjoy being miserable? No thanks, I'll stick with my chimps.

Ari:
Stop it! Who told you, you could throw stones at humans?

Ari:
Did he ?He's wrong very wrong. You can tell him for me I said so.

Limbo:
Apes in cages... right!

Captain Leo Davidson:
Play dead.

Lt. Gen. Karl Vasich:
Delta Pod, your flight is not authorized!

Capt. Leo Davidson:
I'm going to get my chimp.

Vasich:
You bring that thing back here now! Return to base!

Davidson:
Never send a monkey to do a man's job.

Thade:
This one looked at me.

Thade:
Living with your daughter, Senator, would age any ape quickly.

Thade:
The humans infest the provinces. They breed too quickly while we grow too soft in our affluence. Even now, they outnumber us, four to one.

Thade:
Extremism in defense of apes is no vice, Senator. Your ideas threaten our prosperity. The human problem cannot be solved by simply throwing money at it.

Thade:
Everything in the human culture takes place below the waist.

Thade:
So you want to be human? Then wear their mark!

Attar:
We give thanks to you, Semos, for the fruit of the land. Bless us, holy father, who created all apes in his image. Hasten the day when you will return and bring peace to your children. Amen.

Attar:
The Senator's daughter flirts with blasphemy.

Attar:
These humans are different. They travel with apes.

Attar:
Everything I have believed is a lie! You and your family have betrayed us! I won't help you anymore.

Krull:
Apes! Monkeys are further down the evolutionary ladder... just above humans.

Nado:
The cost would be prohibitive... although our scientists do tell me these humans carry terrible diseases.

Nado:
The government tried that once, and all we got for it was a welfare state that nearly bankrupted us.

Nado:
Next you'll be telling us these beasts have a soul.

Lt. Gen. Karl Vasich:
We were searching for a pilot lost in an electromagnetic storm. When we got too close, our guidance systems went haywire. We haven't had any communications since we crash-landed. This planet is... uncharted and uninhabited. We're trying to make the best of it. The apes we brought along have been very helpful. They are a lot stronger... and a lot smarter than we ever imagined.

Lt. Col. Grace Alexander:
The others have fled with the children into the mountains. The apes are out of control. One male named Semos, who I raised myself, has taken over the group. He is extremely brutal, violent and very dangerous. We have weapons, but I don't know how much longer we'll last. Maybe I saw the truth when they were young, and I wouldn't admit it! We taught them all too well. They were good students and– [sounds of very loud ape noises, followed by a scream]