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Wait a minute, he's after you. Who the hell are you?
Well, I'm a romance novelist.
You're what? What are you doing here?
I told you, my sister's life depends on me.
Ah, don't give me that shit. I thought you were donating a kidney or something.
Hey Ira, the kid's here with the broad. They're taking her out to the boat. I got a real bad feeling about this one Ira, real bad.
Will you look at those snappers Ralph!
Someone's about to get killed here and you're farting around with prehistoric animals. We've stolen enough of these antique trinkets to keep us living comfortably for the rest of our lives. Let's kiss off this third world toilet.
Would I ever hurt you, have I ever hurt you? No! You know why? We got the same blood! Would I hurt me?
Of all the things you could say to me right now, 'I lost her,' Ralph, is gonna get the most teeth broken in your mouth.
Look bullethead. If they're hiking through the jungle there's nothing I can do about it. I have a car. I am not Tarzan. I have been through every one-horse shithole for a two-hundred mile radius. You should have seen the river I had to traverse this morning. So don't give me any of your crap, you gutless wonder. You have been an embarrasment to our family ever since the day you were born! And let me tell you something else, Ira...
You are luckiest son of a bitch that ever walked the face of the earth! She's here!
She's right here! She's walking towards the phone. She's with some guy. How do I know? She likes guys! So do you, maricon!
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