Sabrina's Secret Life

Salem:
I'm not your pet. I just live here.

Maritza:
Looks like you're buying half the store.

Sabrina:
It's all for the baby.

Maritza:
That little baby needs all that?

Sabrina:
Well, from our recent experience, it's obvious we need: baby powder, diapers, baby lotion, diapers, baby wipes, diapers.

Sabrina:
I don't know if there is a diaper spell.

Salem:
I've never even seen a diaper.

Sabrina:
[Baby cries non-stop] I think we need to burp the baby.

Maritza:
How do you do that?

Sabrina:
I don't know, I guess you hold her and pat her on the back. [Martiza pats the baby] Gently! [the baby throws up all over Salem] Eww, I think she spit up.

Salem:
[Licks it up] Not bad.

Sabrina:
Salem, I need your help cleaning up. It's a mess.

Maritza:
Sure, leave me with the baby while you go off talking to your stupid cat.

Sabrina:
[Carrying an armful of toilet paper] We seem to be all out of diapers. Let's clean her up and buy some at the little store on the corner.

Maritza:
What about the party?

Sabrina:
It will have to wait. We have to take care of this baby.

Maritza:
Okay... [removes diaper]

Sabrina, Maritza:
Eww!

Sabrina:
Nasty! And I thought the leaking was bad.

Maritza:
Sabrina, something's wrong. She sprunk a leak.