Sabrina

Linus Larrabee:
Listen, I work in the real world with real responsibilities.

Sabrina:
I know you work in the real world and you're very good at it. But that's work. Where do you live Linus?

Linus Larrabee:
It really is a beautiful name. How did you get it?

Sabrina:
My father's reading of course.

Linus Larrabee:
Oh?

Sabrina:
"Sabrina fair, listen where thou art sitting, under the glassy, cool, transluscent wave, in twisted braids of lilies knitting, the loose train of thy amber dropping hair."

Linus Larrabee:
So your little poem, what does it mean?

Sabrina:
It's the story of a water sprite that saves a virgin from a fate worse than death.

Linus Larrabee:
And Sabrina's the virgin.

Sabrina:
Sabrina's the savior.

Sabrina:
You probably don't believe in marriage.

Linus Larrabee:
Yes I do. That's why I never got married.

Sabrina:
More isn't always better, Linus. Sometimes it's just more.

David Larrabee:
You guys work Sundays now?

Linus Larrabee:
It's Wednesday, David.

Linus Larrabee:
Go ahead, say it.

Fairchild:
You don't deserve her.

Linus Larrabee:
I don't, I know that; but I need her, and I don't need anything.

Linus Larrabee:
Well I just don't feel like buying anymore networks this year. There's never anything good on.

Linus Larrabee:
I've been following in footsteps all my life. Save me, Sabrina fair, you're the only one who can.

Linus Larrabee:
I think you know I love you. And you promised if there was anything you could ever do...

Linus Larrabee:
I pay for your life, David. My life makes your life possible.

David Larrabee:
I resent that...

Linus Larrabee:
So do I!

Sabrina:
I never thought of you as a dancer.

Linus Larrabee:
I'm crazy about it. They call me Bojangles at the office.

Sabrina:
They say you think morals are pictures on walls and scruples is money in Russia.

Linus Larrabee:
Yes.

Linus Larrabee:
It is my first everything.

Sabrina:
It never rained on the night of a Larrabee party, the Larrabee's wouldn't have stood for it.

Sabrina:
They say you're the world's only living heart donor.

Sabrina:
Paris is always a good idea.

David Larrabee:
She's a real woman, not a, you know.

Linus Larrabee:
Transvestite.

David Larrabee:
No, she's not a bimbo.

Mack:
We were up to our elbows in your underwear drawer. It was like touching the Shroud of Turin.

Sabrina:
You know, I've been to every party you've ever had. Right there. in that tree, like a bat. Now, here we are... dancing in front of God and everyone.

David Larrabee:
Sabrina?

Linus Larrabee:
Why does he keep saying that?

Sabrina:
What was Linus like as a boy?

Fairchild:
Shorter.

Sabrina:
Once upon a time, on the north shore of Long Island, not far from New York, there was a very, very large mansion, almost a castle. And on this very large estate lived a small girl. And life was pleasant there and very, very simple. But, then one day, the girl grew up and went beyond the walls of the grounds and found the world.

Sabrina:
Once upon a time, on the north shore of Long Island, not far from New York, there was a very very large mansion, almost a castle, where there lived a family by the name of Larrabee. There were servants inside the mansion, and servants outside the mansion; boatmen to tend the boats, and six crews of gardeners: two for the solarium, the rest for the grounds, and a tree surgeon on retainer. There were specialists for the indoor tennis courts, and the outdoor tennis courts, the outdoor swimming pool, and the indoor swimming pool. And over the garage there lived a chauffeur by the name of Fairchild, imported from England years ago, together with a Rolls Royce; and a daughter, named Sabrina.

David Larrabee:
Great hat, mother.

Sabrina:
Didn't you once say everything is business?

Linus Larrabee:
No, but it sounds like me.

Maude Larrabee:
I feel terrible.

Linus Larrabee:
Take a pill.

Maude Larrabee:
Watch it. I'm still your mother.

Linus Larrabee:
And you taught me everything I know.

Maude Larrabee:
I didn't teach you this.

Fairchild:
You've been there for two weeks. I doubt every single person in Paris thinks you're an idiot.

Sabrina:
Only because I haven't met them all.

Linus Larrabee:
Air? Lousy. So far, I'm more affected than she is. I damn near cried twice.