Scary Godmother: The Revenge of Jimmy

Hannah Marie:
I'm waiting for Bert, Daryl and Katie. They're picking up Jimmy and we're going to plan our Halloween. It's gonna be great!

Bug-A-Boo:
You're pals with them now? But they tried to scare you last Halloween.

Hannah Marie:
Ah, they're okay. And what's a holiday without scares?

Bug-A-Boo:
[laughs] Arbor Day.

Jimmy's Dad:
Jimmy, stop muttering to yourself. It's dinnertime.

Jimmy's Mom:
And don't make those faces at dinner table. It'll get stuck that way.

Hannah Marie:
Jimmy doesn't want to get a pumpkin.

Skully Pettibone:
But, without a pumpkin on Halloween, you ain't got jack [Scary elbows him] o-Lantern.

[Ruby has just showed Hannah her ornate sketches for Orson's coronation outfit]

Hannah Marie:
[lamely] W-w-wow. Very... cape-y.

Orson:
Aw, do I have to wear that? I look like a dork in a crown.

Count Max:
Yes. You will be the Prince of Dorkness.

[Hannah laughs and Orson groans]

Count Max:
What? Dorkness is not good? What is a dork?

Orson:
Can we just *go*? I'm dying of embarrassment.

Count Max:
It is a bit late for that, son.

Bug-A-Boo:
Ooh, Winter's come early this year. I gotta make my Christmas cards.

Scary Godmother:
That's not Jack Frost nipping at our noses. Something's wrong. *Really* wrong. Black socks with sandals wrong!

[Harry's shirt disappeared and Bug-A-Boo, who has shrunk to the size of a grapefruit, is now standing on his shoulder]

Bug-A-Boo:
[chipmunk-like voice] Hey, I wanted to lose some weight but not like *this*.

Harry the Werewolf:
[sarcastic] Oh, wonderful. Now I look like a naked pirate.

Skully Pettibone:
[gasping] My - whole - *life* passed in front of my eyes.

Bug-A-Boo:
How was it?

Skully Pettibone:
Fabulous.

Scary Godmother:
[frustrated] Oh, all right! But as soon as you're done, you have to separate the dragon eggs for my special Flamb? Souffl?!

Harry the Werewolf:
Separate the whites from the yolks?

Scary Godmother:
No. [smiles wickedly] Separate the eggs from the dragons!

Harry the Werewolf:
[looks at the camera and gulps]

[the Fright Side house "implodes", leaving nothing behind, as Scary Godmother hovers on her broom with Bug-a-Boo, as Harry hangs on to the bristles and Skully hangs on to Harry's tail]

Scary Godmother:
My house!

Bug-A-Boo:
My home!

Harry the Werewolf:
My comic books!

Skully Pettibone:
[looking up beneath Harry's tail by accident] My eyesight! Good thing I don't have any eyeballs...