Search for Beauty

Jean Strange:
[Looking at Larry's new office] All this joint needs is a horsehair sofa... and a horsehair sofa.

Larry Williams:
[to Dan] It's rainin' soup, boy! Throw away your fork and get a spoon!

Dan Healy:
[to Larry] Hey, look, you say this is on the up-and-up? Well, I don't want to spit in no cop's eye. If you're hooked up with this, there's some kind of gazype in it!

Dan Healy:
I got nothin' against sex. Either you got it, or you go lookin' for it.

Larry Williams:
Boy, this is something! It's colossal!

Dan Healy:
It's better than that. It's positively mediocre!

Dan Healy:
[about Don] That guy could fall down a sewer and come up with a bottle of perfume in both hands!

Dan Healy:
[to Larry] Nothing's worth ten thousand in cash, not even a million.

Dan Healy:
[to Larry] You couldn't sell fresh fish to a starving seal.

Dan Healy:
[to Larry] Do me a favor, will you? Go out and find a chiropodist and have your head examined.

Don Jackson:
There's more to a magazine than circulation!

Dan Healy:
Yes, and there's more to your blood than circulation, but try to do without it.

Beauty Shop Manager:
[Looking at the photographs of scantily-clad men Jean has given her] Well, look who's fallen among us! Mmmm-mmm!

Jean Strange:
We're using these boys in an idea we're working on, outdoor sports with indoor trimmings.

Beauty Shop Manager:
[Laciviously] As far as I'm concerned... outdoors, indoors, or behind doors!

Larry Williams:
Well, well, well, if it isn't the belle of the big house? You haven't changed a bit, Jean. Still the same swell number.

Jean Strange:
Lay off that number stuff. You'll never make a number out of me again.

Larry Williams:
Still the same quick comeback.

Jean Strange:
Yeah, and the same slick come-on. And speaking of come-on, about that oil deal...

Larry Williams:
Oh, forget it. That's last week's wash.

Jean Strange:
Maybe, but it hasn't been ironed out yet. Why didn't you tell me there was no oil in those oil wells?

Larry Williams:
I didn't know there was no oil in those oil wells.

Jean Strange:
But you knew there were no oil wells.

Larry Williams:
What's the most sought-after thing in the country today?

Jean Strange:
A medium-priced giraffe.