She She She She's a Bombshell

Chris:
[taps the glass] This dog is staring at me.

[beat]

Chris:
It's looking at me. I don't know what it wants! Let me in the... all right, he went away.

Chris:
Hey, hey, it won't... it's not opening! Do it again. Do - flip the thing again! Hey, let me in! Come on! Hey! Hey, it's not... hey! Hey, Shannon, it's not opening, unlock the thing again! Come on, let me in, guys!

Simon:
[overlapping Chris] If you don't drive, I'm - I'm running.

Chris:
[underneath Simon] Hey! You're not hearing me! I am standing at the side of the car! Let... come on, let... let me in!

Simon:
[overlapping Chris] I'm gettin' out the car and I'm runnin'.

Chris:
She needs me! She's filling up some bathtub and laying out razorblades, and here I am, the only person who can save, whining in the back of a Chevy Caprice! DAMN IT!

[Shannon and Chris both start pounding on the dashboard, trying to get the CD player to kick in]

Chris:
How fast is this car going? Like, fifty, or something? I - I think that's enough the smack the life out of me. That's it!

[the music finally starts, drowning Chris out almost completely]

Chris:
[trying to shout over the music] Don't try and stop me! I - this is the last moment in which I will grace your presence! Don't hold me back! Don't hold me back! Oh... okayyy!

[end scene]