Shuriken Sentai Ninninja Tai Kamen Raidâ Doraibu Haruyasumi Gattai Supesharu

AkaNinger:
A tire... man?

Kamen Rider Drive:
What colorful Roidmudes. And there's five of you?

AkaNinger:
What is it? What are you doing?

KiNinger:
He's throwing shurikens!

MomoNinger:
Please don't steal our theme.

AoNinger:
You're no match for the real thing!

AkaNinger:
Just why are you attacking us?

Kamen Rider Drive:
Don't play dumb! You're the ones who caused the Heaviness and attacked people.

AkaNinger:
The Heaviness? You mean that technique that makes your body heavier? The Youkai did that!

Kamen Rider Drive:
Oh? Don't be ridiculous! Like Youkai really exist!

Mr. Belt:
You created the gravity surge. You're the Roidmudes!

KiNinger:
Hey, the belt talked!

AoNinger:
Roidmude? What's that?

AkaNinger:
We're not Roy whatever. We're ninjas.

Kamen Rider Drive:
Ninjas? Don't lie! Where would such gaudy ninjas even exist?

AkaNinger:
Right here! And what are you?

Kamen Rider Drive:
Me? I'm...

Kiriko Shijima:
Real name: Igasaki Takaharu. "Takaharu" is written in kanji for "splendid." Employment...

[stares at him]

Kiriko Shijima:
AkaNinger.

AkaNinger:
That's right! We're Shuriken Sentai Ninninger! We fight the Kibaoni Army who control the Youkai! We're the grandchildren of the legendary Last Ninja!

Kiriko Shijima:
Grandchildren of the legendary Last Ninja.

Shinnosuke Tomari:
Who would believe that? You're a Roidmude, right? Just confess.

AkaNinger:
[claps] Oh, that's cool! It's like your a real detective, Shinnosuke!

Shinnosuke Tomari:
No honorific? Address me as Detective-san!

AkaNinger:
So, no katsudon yet, Shinnosuke?

Shinnosuke Tomari:
Give me a break. Katsudon during interrogation only happens in old dramas.

Kiriko Shijima:
[dictating]... only happens in old dramas.

Shinnosuke Tomari:
Eh? Wait a moment. What are you writing down, Kiriko?

Kiriko Shijima:
A record of testimony.

Shinnosuke Tomari:
But I said that.

AkaNinger:
Then I'll have curry.

Takaharu Igasaki:
Grandpa! What are you doing?

Yoshitaka Igasaki:
Oh, Takaharu! I came to pick you up and got into a fight with this weird old man.

Jun Honganji:
Who are you calling a weird old man? I've never heard of Ninningers or Youkais!

Takaharu Igasaki:
Well the Heaviness of whatever is new to me.

Kamen Rider 3:
For your own sake, don't pursue that dimension.

Go Shijima:
Who are you?

Kamen Rider 3:
Kamen Rider Three.

Go Shijima:
Three? Don't just bump up the numbers! Drive and I are more than enough.

Kamen Rider 3:
Heh. So you fancy yourself to be a Nigou? Learn your history!

Heart:
What is it, Brain?

Brain:
Robo! Robo! I just saw a giant robo!

Medic:
Oh, Brain. Always saying such silly things.

Heart:
Go get some rest.

Brain:
I see. I must be tired.

Kyuemon Izayoi:
You don't get it. Its very existence was destroyed. This isn't our world. In the dimensional distortion, we're the only ones who came to the Kamen Riders' world.

Kamen Rider Drive:
Dimensional distortion?

AkaNinger:
This isn't our world?

Kyuemon Izayoi:
I created a new type of Youkai thanks to the Roidmude Viral Core. I've gathered enough fear. Staying in the world destroys things in the order of the age. It's time for me to return. But you guys have no way of returning. Disappear and die!

Shinnosuke Tomari:
We're just to watch them die?

Mr. Belt:
Please understand. It's to protect the people of this world. That is the one thing you should be doing. As a policeman and a Kamen Rider.

Go Shijima:
I had a run-in with someone named Kamen Rider 3. I was also on a history hunt when I came upon Doctor D. Before us, there were other legendary warriors known as Kamen Rider who fought an evil organization. But there's no 3 among them.

Shinnosuke Tomari:
What's that mean?

Go Shijima:
Someone is distorting the world.