Sister Act

Mother Superior:
Brace yourself sisters. Spread out and look for Mary Clarence. Try to blend in.

Delores:
I'm not stayin' in no damn convent with these people. These people don't even have sex.

Sister Mary Robert:
I'm so nervous. What if I forget the words?

Sister Mary Clarence:
You're gonna go straight to hell.

Sister Mary Clarence:
Bless us oh Lord for these thine gifts which we are about to recieve. And uh... ye Lord, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of no food, I shall fear no hunger. We want you to give us our day of daily bread. And to the republic for which it stands... by the powers vested in me, I pronounce us ready to eat. Amen.

Sister Mary Clarence:
Don't worry, we will always be together.

Mary Lazarus:
That's what Diana Ross said!

Reverend Mother:
From what I hear, your singing career is almost non-existent and your married lover wants you dead! God has brought you here - take the hint.

Sister Mary Lazarus:
A progressive convent? Sounds awful. I liked my convent in Vancouver. Out in the woods. It wasn't all modern like some of these new-fangled convents. We didn't have electricity. Bare feet, cold water. They were nuns.

Sister Mary Patrick:
Sounds wonderful!

Sister Mary Lazarus:
It was hell on earth, I loved it. This place is a Hilton.

Deloris Van Cartier:
What are you gonna do? Stick me in a bag and bury me? Forget it!

Reverend Mother:
This is not a theater or a casino.

Sister Mary Clarence:
Yeah, you see that's the problem. People like going to theaters and they like going to casinos but they don't like coming to church. Why? Because it's a drag.

Sister Mary Robert:
Reverend Mother, I know you and Mary Clarence didn't always agree but we have to help her. Please.

Sister Mary Patrick:
We've gotta save her.

Sister Mary Lazarus:
We can't leave it up to the feds.

Vince LaRocca:
Hey babe.

Sister Mary Lazarus:
Yes, sweetheart?

Sister Mary Patrick:
Why would anyone kidnap a nun?

Sister Mary Lazarus:
Were they Catholics?

Sister Mary Lazarus:
This is a sin, it's a wicked indulgence. Didn't they have any butter pecan?

Eddie Souther:
Can I call you Dolores?

Dolores:
You can call me anything you want as long as you keep me alive.

Dolores:
What am I gonna do here? I'm gonna go crazy! There's nothing but a bunch of white women dressed as nuns! What am I gonna do?

Eddie Souther:
Pray.

Dolores:
Pray?

Sister Mary Patrick:
Hi, excuse me, sorry. Has anyone seen a nun? A Carmelite nun? No? Sure? OK, thanks.

Sister Mary Lazarus:
Oh! You don't think I see. You think I took vows yesterday.

Mother Superior:
As from now and until you leave, you are Sister Mary Clarence.

Delores:
Mary Clarence? Is that like Clarence Williams the Third from The Mod Squad?

Mother Superior:
Mary is deference to our Holy Mother. Clarence is in honour of Saint Clarence of Concordia. There are three vows every nun must accept. The vow of poverty.

Delores:
Mmm.

Mother Superior:
The vow of obedience.

Delores:
Mm-Hmm.

Mother Superior:
And the vow of chastity.

Delores:
I am out of here with that one.

Delores:
You still haven't told me what she said?

Vince LaRocca:
What who said?

Delores:
What who said. The one with the moustache, the one you're married to.

Vince LaRocca:
You are so damned hot.

Vince LaRocca:
And you are so full of it. You didn't tell her, did you? I knew it. I knew you weren't gonna tell her.

Vince LaRocca:
How can you let them grill me there for six hours?

Vince LaRocca:
Did you go to law school, Harry?

Vince LaRocca:
Did you graduate?

Tina:
What's gonna happen to the act?

Deloris Van Cartier:
What do you mean "what's gonna happen to the act"? You're gonna get somebody else, it's not a big loss.

Tina:
But you pick all the music, you tell us where to stand and everything.

Deloris Van Cartier:
Yeah, I'm a real genius, I'm a real genius and that's why we're packing 'em in and don't you pack any more of my make up in that bag, don't think I don't see what you're doing.