Sleeping Beauties

Daughter:
If Sleeping Beauty was sleeping, why did the Prince kiss her?

Heather:
Maybe he was a date rapist, honey.

Daughter:
So, you were a date rapist, mommy?

Heather:
Only men are date rapists, honey.

Sno Blo Band:
[Referring to Vince] Who's that dork?

Vince:
[Talking to Sno Blo's Band] You must be devastated - to lose your lead singer like that...

Cindy:
Especially after having your manager dump you on the same day, gee, that's tough. But you know what? I happen to be a manager, and I would really love you guys to consider me.

Sno Blo Band:
[Suggestively] I'd consider you.

Heather:
[Notices Clea staring at her] What?

Clea:
[Referring to Sno Blo's make-up] It looks good. You ever work on the living?

Heather:
Not if I can avoid them.

Clea:
You always so heavy? [pause] You know, you kinda break my heart.

Heather:
Cindy?

Cindy:
Mmhmm?

Heather:
You make a corpse look warm.

Heather:
And they lived Happily Ever After.

Clea:
Ugh! You're not telling her that stupid story again?

Daughter:
I like it!

Clea:
"You kinda break my heart"? I never said that!

Heather:
Yes, you did!