Smokin' Aces 2: Assassins' Ball - Confessions of an Assassin

Himself - The Director:
Joe said to me, "I want you to just do anything that you want, anything that comes in your head. I want an art movie."

Himself - The Executive Producer:
Just f***ing go nuts, man.

Himself - The Director:
And I was like, "Far f***ing out."

Himself - Malcolm Little:
Please believe motherf***ers will be dying in this movie. Guaranteed.

Himself - Baby Boy Tremor:
This script is even crazier than the first one is, and the first one was pretty crazy.

Himself - The Director:
Yeah, I think it really worked. But then, now, I'm hearing myself talk and I'm like, "F***." Every time you'd see these things, all the directors, "And I loved them and I loved that."

Herself - Kaitlyn Tremor:
I just love working with him.

Herself - Ariella Martinez:
He is amazing.

Himself - The Executive Producer:
So f***ing awesome.

Himself - The Director:
And everybody loves everybody.

Himself - Fritz Tremor:
Photograph somebody else, you fool.

Himself - The Executive Producer:
These guys are so talented.

Himself - Lester Tremor:
He's completely excited.

Herself - Kaitlyn Tremor:
He has a real flexibility.

Himself - Dominic Dumare:
He just lets you do whatever you want.

Himself - The Executive Producer:
And the crew is so great. And the cast is so great.

Himself - Mcteague:
P.J.'s great, you know.

Himself - Agent Baker:
P.J.'s great, you know.

Himself - Baby Boy Tremor:
P.J.'s been great.

Himself - Lester Tremor:
He's been great.

Himself - The Executive Producer:
And all that bullshit everybody always says. Anybody who watches these behind-the-scenes DVDs... [puts finger in mouth to gag himself] Pardon me while I vomit after I hear that for the 10-millionth time.

Himself - The Director:
So, who knows? By the time you watch this, you'll all be going, "What a load of sh*t. He's full of sh*t." You have to put this part in. You have to put that part in.