Snatch

Snatch is a 2000 film that features several different plots simultaneously, that only come together towards the very end of the film. There are two main plots, one that centres around a very valuable 86 carat diamond. It is stolen by Franky "Four-Fingers" and brought to London, where he and the diamond fall afoul of local thieves and underworld figures. The other revolves around an unlicensed boxing promoter named Turkish who finds himself in debt to the local crime boss, Brick Top (infamously known for feeding those who fall out of his favour to his prized pigs) after his boxer, Gorgeous George, is incapacitated in a dispute with a group of pikies over a caravan. Forced to improvise, Turkish and his partner Tommy acquire the services of the very pikey who knocked out Gorgeous George.

R (Restricted)
Year:
2000
102
3,217 Views

Brick Top:
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

Sol:
Would someone mind telling me, who are you?

Brick Top:
And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now, is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now, do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression: "as greedy as a pig".

[Slightly stunned pause]

Vinny:
Well … thank you for that. That's a real weight off me mind. Now, I mean, wouldn't you mind telling me exactly who the f*** you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs, of course.

Brick Top:
Do you know what "nemesis" means? "A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent." Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt: me.

Sol:
I don't want a fuss, and I don't want to put a bullet in your face, but unless you give me exactly what I want, there will be f***ing murders.

Bullet Tooth Tony:
[to Tyrone] What's your name?

Vinny:
Shoot him.

Bullet Tooth Tony:
[mocking] Ooh.

[Sol attempts to pistol-whip Tony; Tony catches his hand and grips it tightly as Vinny draws another gun]

Vinny:
Let … go … of … the … gun!

[Tony releases Sol]

Bullet Tooth Tony:
So, you're obviously the big dick. And that, on either side of you, are your balls. There are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Vinny:
These are your last words, so make them a prayer.

Bullet Tooth Tony:
Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they're not clever. They smell pussy, and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns, and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point-five-oh" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now … f*** off.

[Sips his stout as Vinny, Sol, and Tyrone dejectedly slink away]

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