So Undercover

Hunter:
Do you think I'm pretty?

Taylor:
Sometimes I want to kill you because you're so pretty. Seriously, I think of killing you a lot.

Hunter:
Aww, that's so sweet.

Armon:
This right here is your brand new Volkswagen EOS.

Molly:
Come on. Can't I ride my own bike to school?

Armon:
Girls your age would jump up and down at the chance to drive this thing.

Molly:
Well I'm not like most girls.

Armon:
Brooke Stonebridge is.

Molly:
Who's Brooke Stonebridge?

Armon:
It's your new identity.

Molly:
Are you serious? That's not a name, it's a gated community.

Armon:
I really don't care.

Sasha:
Brooke, what is going on?

Molly:
What's platinum rule number one in the Kappa chapter book?

Hunter:
Never wear sweatpants.

Molly:
Rule number 2.

Sasha:
A sister in need comes before anything else.

Molly:
Girls, we have a sister in need.

Nicholas:
You don't go to school here do you?

Molly:
Course I do. Why would you think that I don't? I'm in my late teens, I'm walking on campus, I got a pretentious name and a sparkly cellphone.

Bizzy:
Oh, it's amazeballs!

Molly:
Wait, what? What balls?