Spider-Man 2

Henry Jackson:
Hi, Peter!

Peter Parker:
Hey, Henry! You've grown tall.

May Parker:
You'll never guess who he wants to be... Spider-Man!

Peter Parker:
Why?

May Parker:
He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.

J. Jonah Jameson:
Come here. Parker, what do you know about high society?

Peter Parker:
Oh... well, I...

J. Jonah Jameson:
Don't answer that. My society photographer got hit in the head by a polo ball. You're all I got. Big party tonight for an American hero, my son the astronaut.

Peter Parker:
Mr. Jameson, can you pay me in advance?

J. Jonah Jameson:
You serious? What, pay you for just standing there? The planeterium, 8:00. There's the door.

Mr. Aziz:
Joe's 29-minute guarantee is a promise, man. I know to you, Parker, a promise means nothing, but to me it's serious.

Peter Parker:
It's serious to me too, Mr. Aziz.

Mr. Aziz:
You're fired.

J. Jonah Jameson:
I'll give you $150.00 for it!

Spider-Man:
$300.00

J. Jonah Jameson:
That's Outrageous! Done.

Mary Jane Watson:
Go get 'em, tiger.

Spider-Man:
Where is she?

Dr. Otto Octavius:
Oh, she'll be just fine. Let's talk.

Pizza 'Heist' Witness:
Whoa... He just stole that dude's pizzas!

Spider-Man:
Here's your change!

Peter Parker:
Would you think about it?

Mary Jane Watson:
Think about what?

Peter Parker:
Picking up where we left off.

Mary Jane Watson:
Where was that? We never got on. You can't get off if you don't get on Peter.

Dr. Otto Octavius:
Before we start, did anyone lose a bunch of twenties rolled up in a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.

Dr. Otto Octavius:
It's a terrible joke... But thank you for coming.

Green Goblin:
Avenge me!

Elevator Passenger:
Cool Spidey outfit.

Spider-Man:
Thanks.

Elevator Passenger:
Where did you get it?

Spider-Man:
I made it.

Elevator Passenger:
Looks uncomfortable...

Spider-Man:
Yeah, it's kind of itchy...

Spider-Man:
...and it rides up in the crotch a little bit, too.

Dr. Otto Octavius:
I will not die a monster.

Dr. Otto Octavius:
Parker... Now I remember you. You're Dr. Connor's student. He tells me you're brilliant.

Dr. Otto Octavius:
He also tells me you're lazy.

Mr. Ditkovich:
If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat.

Mr. Ditkovich:
I have ears like a cat! And eyes like a rodent.

Dr. Otto Octavius:
You have a train to catch.

May Parker:
Shame on you!

Dr. Otto Octavius:
Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seat belts.

Spider-Man:
If you lay... One finger... On her... I'll...

Dr. Otto Octavius:
- You'll what?

Peter Parker:
Mr. Jameson, please, isn't there any of these shots you can use? I really need the money.

J. Jonah Jameson:
Awww. Miss Brant?

Miss Brant:
Yeah?

J. Jonah Jameson:
Get me a violin.

J. Jonah Jameson:
You're fired!

J. Jonah Jameson:
Parker! You're fired!

Miss Brant:
The planetarium.

J. Jonah Jameson:
Wait! You're unfired! Come here.

J. Jonah Jameson:
Parker! You're fired!

Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson:
Jonah...

J. Jonah Jameson:
Wait! You're unfired! Come here.

Harry Osborn:
He's my best friend!

Green Goblin:
And I'm your father!

Spider-Man:
Can I get you a drink.

Mary Jane Watson:
I'm with John, he'll get me my drink.

Spider-Man:
John...

Mary Jane Watson:
By the way, John has seen my show 5 times. Harry has seen it twice. Aunt May has seen it. My sick mother got out of bed to see it. Even my father, he came backstage to borrow cash. But my best friend who cares so much about me, can't make 8 o'clock curtain. After all these years, he's nothing to me but an empty seat.

Dr. Otto Octavius:
The power of the sun, in the palm of my hand!

J. Jonah Jameson:
Take a shot of my wife with the Minister here...

Mrs. Jameson:
Beautiful tie!

J. Jonah Jameson:
Ohh, no get a shot with the DA.

Mrs. Jameson:
Beautiful dress!

J. Jonah Jameson:
Oh here get a shot of the Mayor and his girlfriend... wife.

Mary Jane Watson:
Peter I'm getting married.

Spider-Man:
I've always imagined you getting you married on a hill top.

Mary Jane Watson:
Who's the groom?

Spider-Man:
You haven't decided yet.

Miss Brant:
Sir, your wife called. She said she lost your checkbook.

J. Jonah Jameson:
Thanks for the good news!

Mr. Ditkovich:
RENT!

Rosalie Octavius:
Peter, tell us about yourself. Do you have a girlfriend?

Peter Parker:
Uh, well... I don't really know.

Dr. Otto Octavius:
Well, shouldn't you know? Who would know?

Rosalie Octavius:
Leave him alone. Maybe it's a secret love.

Dr. Otto Octavius:
Love should never be a secret. If you keep something as complicated as love stored up inside, it could make you sick.

Harry Osborn:
This doesn't change anything.

Doc Ock:
You've stuck your webs into my business for the last time!

Mr. Ditkovich:
Rent!

Peter Parker:
Hi.

Mr. Ditkovich:
Hi? What's hi? Can I spend it?

Peter Parker:
I know you were afraid I would disappoint you.

Mary Jane Watson:
Bingo.

Peter Parker:
Um, I don't have time for girls right now.

Harry Osborn:
What are you - dead?

Rosalie Octavius:
You need to sleep soundly tonight.

Dr. Otto Octavius:
Did Edison sleep before he turned on the light bulb? Did Marconi sleep before he turned on the radio? Did Beethoven sleep before he wrote the fifth?

Peter Parker:
Did Bernoulli sleep before he found the curves of quickest descent?

Dr. Otto Octavius:
Ahhh, Rosie, I love this boy.

Dr. Otto Octavius:
If you want to get a woman to fall in love with you, feed her poetry.

Peter Parker:
Poetry?

Dr. Otto Octavius:
Never fails.

Peter Parker:
Sorry!

Ursula:
Hi Pete!

Mary Jane Watson:
Could you lean your head back for me?

John Jameson:
Sure...

John Jameson:
Wow... I'm back on the moon

John Jameson:
You up there with me?

Harry Osborn:
He humiliated me by touching me.

Peter Parker:
Strong focus on what I want.

J. Jonah Jameson:
Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. What are the odds?

Dr. Otto Octavius:
I should have known Osborn wouldn't have the guts to finish you.

Boy with Mask:
We've found something...

Boy with Mask:
We won't tell nobody. It's good to have you back, Spider-Man.

Snooty Usher:
No one will be seated after the doors are closed. It helps maintain the illusion.

J. Jonah Jameson:
What are we gonna call this guy?

Hoffman:
'Doctor Octopus'?

J. Jonah Jameson:
That's crap.

Hoffman:
'Science Squid'?

J. Jonah Jameson:
Crap.

Hoffman:
'Doctor Strange'.

J. Jonah Jameson:
That's pretty good.

J. Jonah Jameson:
But it's taken! Wait, wait! I got it! 'Doctor Octopus'.

Hoffman:
But... uh...

Hoffman:
I like it.

J. Jonah Jameson:
Of course you do.

John Jameson:
Thought he was your pal.

Mary Jane Watson:
Peter Parker?

John Jameson:
Yeah.

Mary Jane Watson:
Uh, he's just a great big jerk.

John Jameson:
Well, the world's full of great big jerks.

Peter Parker:
I’m really sorry Mr. Ditkovich, all I have is this 20 for the rest of the week.

Mr. Ditkovich:
(snatching the $20 bill from Peter’s hand) Sorry doesn’t pay the rent and don’t try to sneak past me. I have ears like a cat and eyes like a rodent.

Mr. Ditkovich:
Rent! Where’s my money?!

J. Jonah Jameson:
You're fired. Parker, hello? You're fired!

Peter Parker:
Why?

Jameson:
[looks at Peter's latest photos in his photo book] Dogs catching Frisbees? Pigeons in the park? A couple of geezers playin' chess?

Betty Brant:
[walks in urgently] Boss!

Jameson:
Not now.

[Brant walks out]

Peter:
Well, I was thinking maybe the Bugle could show another side of New York for a change.

Robbie Robertson:
We got 6 minutes to deadline, Jonah! We need page one!

Jameson:
[looks over at Robbie, ignores him] Parker, I don't pay ya to be a sensitive artiste! I pay you because... [notices Brant heading back for his desk] Still not now! [Brant walks back out] I pay you because for some reason that psycho Spiderman'll pose for you!

Peter:
Spider-Man won't let me take any more pictures! You've turned the whole city against him!

Jameson:
A fact I'm very proud of! Now, get your pretty little portfolio off my desk before I go into a diabetic coma! [intercom alarm goes off; he presses the intercom button]

Betty:
Boss, your wife's on the line! She said she lost your checkbook!

Jameson:
Thanks for the good news! [turns off intercom]

Peter:
Mr. Jameson, please, isn't there any of these shots you can use? I really need the money.

Jameson:
[with faux sympathetic 'puppy-dog' face] Aww... Miss Brant?!?

Brant:
[walks in] Yes?

Jameson:
Get me a violin!

Robbie:
5 minutes to deadline, Jonah!

Jameson:
All right, run a picture of a rancid chicken. Here's the headline - "Food Poisoning Scare Sweeps City!"

Hoffman:
[leans in] Some food got poisoned?

Jameson:
[glares over] I'm a little nauseous, yah!

Peter:
[after a short pause] All right, Mr. Jameson. [hands Jameson a photo of Spider-Man]

Jameson:
[briefly analyzes the photo] It stinks. Robbie, there's your Page 1 - "Masked Menace Terrorizes Town!"

Robbie:
I told you he's not a menace!

Jameson:
And I told you...

Robertson:
I'll take care of it.

Jameson:
I'll give you $150.

Peter:
$300.

Jameson:
That's outrageous! [hands Peter his check] Done. Give this to the girl.

[After Spider-Man saves May from Doc Ock]

Peter Parker/Spider-Man:
We sure showed him.

May Parker:
What do you mean, we?

Doc Ock:
[grabs Spider-Man] You're getting on my nerves.

Peter/Spider-Man:
I have an knack for that.

Doc Ock:
Not anymore. [squeezes harder]

[Peter has to get past his landlord who is insistent on collecting rent from him]

Peter:
Hi.

Mr. Ditkovich:
What's 'hi'? Can I spend it? You're a months late again. Again!

Peter:
I'm sorry, I'm promise I'll get it in sooner or later-

Mr. Ditkovich:
If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat!

Peter:
All I have is this $20 for the rest of the week and-

Mr. Ditkovich:
[snatches the $20 from Peter's hands] Sorry doesn't pay the rent, and don't try to sneak past me. I have ears like a cat, and eyes like a rodent.

Peter:
Thanks, Mr. Ditkovich.

Ursula Ditkovich:
Hi, Pete! [accidentally knocks over pan, and oven catches on fire. As Ursula is putting out the fire, Mr. Ditkovich slams the door in Peter's face]

Garbage Man:
[on bringing in Spider-Man's discarded costume] Now look, uh, I think I deserve a little something for this.

Jameson:
Give ya $50.

Garbage Man:
I could get more than that on eBay.

Jameson:
All right, $100. Miss Brant, give this man his money and throw in a bar of soap!

Peter:
[Aunt May is moving, and boxes are outside her house] Hey, where are all my comic books?

May:
Oh, those dreadful things? I gave those away.

Peter:
[regarding Uncle Ben] Aunt May, you shouldn't blame yourself.

May:
Oh, I know I shouldn't. It's just... you wanted to take the subway, and he wanted to drive you. If only I had stopped him, then all 3 of us would be having tea together.

[There is a brief pause of silence. Finally, Peter speaks.]

Peter:
I'm responsible.

May:
For what?

Peter:
For what happened to Uncle Ben.

May:
But you were at the library. You were doing your homework.

Peter:
He drove me to the library, but I never went in.

May:
What do you mean?

Peter:
I went someplace else, someplace where I thought I could win some money, to buy a car, because I wanted to impress Mary Jane. It happened so fast... I won the money, the guy wouldn't pay me, then he got robbed... the thief was running towards me... I could have stopped him, but I wanted...revenge. I let him go, I let him get away. He wanted a car, he tried to take Uncle Ben's. Uncle Ben said no... and then he shot him. Uncle Ben was killed that night for being the only one who did the right thing. I held his hand when he died. I've tried to tell you so many times...

[Peter parks the car of two thieves outside the theater in a red zone]

Officer:
Hey, buddy! You park there, I'm towin' it!

Peter:
Whatever.

[Peter walks into theater lobby]

Doorman:
Ah! Shoelace.

[Peter stops, bends down to tie his shoelace, then moves forward again]

Doorman:
Wait, you might want to...[motions for Peter to fix tie]

[Peter fixes tie and moves forward again]

[Doorman stops him entering theater]

Doorman:
Can I help you?

Peter:
Yeah, I, uh, I've come to see the show.

Doorman:
Oh, I'm sorry, sir. "No one will be seated after the doors are closed." It helps maintain the illusion.

Peter:
Ah, I understand. Umm... Miss Watson, She's a friend of mine, she asked me to come.

Doorman:
But not to come late.

Peter:
But I have to see the show. If you just let me in, I'll stand by the–

Doorman:
Shh. [points his hands to the sign that says, "Quiet please while play is in progress"]

Jameson:
[talking about Otto Octavius] What are we gonna call this guy?

Hoffman:
Doctor Octopus?

Jameson:
That's crap.

Hoffman:
Science Squid?

Jameson:
Crap!

Hoffman:
Doctor Strange?

Jameson:
That's pretty good... [Hoffman smiles in acceptance] But it's taken! Wait, wait! I got it! Doctor Octopus.

Hoffman:
I... But... I like it.

Jameson:
Of course you do. Doctor Octopus. New villain in town: Doc Ock.

Hoffman:
Genius.

Jameson:
What, are you lookin' for a raise? Get out!

[In Peter's mind sitting in Ben’s car]

Ben Parker:
All the things you've been thinking about, Peter, make me sad.

Peter:
Can’t you understand? I’m in love with Mary Jane.

Ben':
Peter all the times we talked about honesty fairness justice all those times I counted on you to have the courage to take those dreams out into the world.

Peter:
I can’t live your dreams anymore. I want a life of my own.

Ben:
You’ve been given a gift Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Take my hand son.

Peter:
No, Uncle Ben. I’m just Peter Parker. I’m Spider-Man no more. No more.

[A troubled Harry holds his unused dagger in his hands, and broods over the revelations revealed to him. A door swings open, and he suddenly hears a cackling laugh...]

Harry Osborn:
Hello? [he takes a few steps and then hears a noise]

Green Goblin:
Son... [Harry looks around; in a mirror] I'm here.

Harry:
Dad? I thought you were...

Green Goblin:
No. I'm alive in you, Harry. You swore to make Spider-Man pay... now make him pay.

Harry:
But Pete's my best friend!

Green Goblin:
[serious] And I'm your father. You're weak. You were always weak and you will always be weak until you take control! [calmly] Now you know the truth about Peter. Be strong Harry. Avenge me.

Harry:
No...

Green Goblin:
AVENGE ME!!!

Harry:
NO!

[Harry hurls the dagger at the mirror, smashing it. Within it, he discovers, lies a secret room. To his shock, he discovers the Goblin mask, shelves of pumpkin bombs, tubes of green elixir, the glider and finally understands it all...]

Mary Jane Watson:
[standing at Peter Parker's door, in her wedding dress after leaving John Jameson at the altar] Had to do what I had to do.

Peter:
Mary Jane.

Mary Jane:
Peter. I can't survive without you.

Peter:
You shouldn't be here.

Mary Jane:
I know you think we can't be together, but can't you respect me enough to let me make my own decision? I know there'll be risks but I want to face them with you. It's wrong that we should be only half alive...half of ourselves. I love you. So here I am - standing in your doorway. I have always been standing in your doorway. Isn't it about time somebody saved your life? Well, say something.

Peter:
Thank you, Mary Jane Watson.

Mary Jane:
[they kiss, which is interrupted by police sirens. Peter stands, conflicted on whether he should respond. Mary Jane, with an accepting smile, responds:] Go get 'em, tiger.

Peter Parker / Spider-Man:
[drops boxes of pizza on desk] Pizza time!

Peter Parker / Spider-Man:
[speaks to MJ through a dead phone line] I wanna tell you the truth... here it is: I'm Spider-Man. Weird, huh? Now you know why I can't be with you. If my enemies found out about you... if you got hurt, I could never forgive myself. I wish I could tell you how I feel about you.

Peter Parker / Spider-Man:
[to himself, regarding his life] Am I not supposed to have what I want?

Peter Parker / Spider-Man:
[to himself] She (MJ) can never know how much I love her.

Peter Parker / Spider-Man:
[end of PS2 game, closing narration] Mary Jane, the girl next door, the girl I love, and now, the girl waiting for me at the end of the day. Fate handed me amazing powers, and with those powers came a burden of responsibility. Somehow though, having her with me makes that burden lighter. Still, in the end, it's mine to bear. After all, there's still only one... Spider-Man!

Peter Parker / Spider-Man:
[pleading with MJ to give him a chance] I let things get in the way before, there was something I thought I had to do... I don't have to!

Peter Parker / Spider-Man:
[talking to Doc Ock] Sometimes, to do what's right, we have to be steady, and give up the things we want the most. Even our dreams.

Peter Parker / Spider-Man:
[He has unplugged Ock’s experiment, but it keeps sucking in objects] Now what?

Otto Octavius / Doctor Octopus:
Intelligence is not a privilege, it's a gift. And you use it for the good of mankind.

Otto Octavius / Doctor Octopus:
If you keep something as complicated as love stored up inside…gonna make you sick.

Otto Octavius / Doctor Octopus:
Has anybody lost a large roll of 20 dollar bills in a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band. [Beat] It's a terrible joke.

Otto Octavius / Doctor Octopus:
The real crime would be to not finish what we started.

Otto Octavius / Doctor Octopus:
Listen... Listen to me now. Listen to ME now!

May Parker:
[after Spiderman saves her] Have I been wrong about you!

May Parker:
[talking to Peter] I believe there's a hero in all of us that keeps us honest, noble and finally allows us to die with pride. Even though sometimes we have to be steady and give up the things we want the most. Even our dreams.

J. Jonah Jameson:
[speaking to his wife over the phone] Dear, we agreed to put on a wedding, not go into bankruptcy... Caviar? Who are we inviting, the Czar? Get some cheese and crackers... some of those little cocktail weenies.

J. Jonah Jameson:
[discussing his son's wedding with his wife over the phone] Flowers? How much? If you spend any more on this thing, you can pick the daisies off my grave! Get plastic!

J. Jonah Jameson:
What, are you lookin' for a raise? Get out!

J. Jonah Jameson:
[looking at Spider-Man's suit] Yes...Spider-Man...was a hero. I just couldn't see it. [*THWIP*] He was a... [looks to see that Spider-Man has stolen back the suit] A THIEF! A CRIMINAL! He stole my suit! He's a menace to the entire city! I want that wall-crawling arachnid PROSECUTED! I want him STRUNG UP BY HIS WEB! [looks up at the skylight] I WANT SPIDER-MAAANNN!!!!