Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends

Spider-Man:
Okay, trusty ol' automatic camera, time to make a couple a' bucks.

Green Goblin:
You're at the mercy of the real Green Goblin! And, of course, you know, I don't have any mercy!

Spider-Man:
So much for his plan to turn the town into Goblin City.

Green Goblin:
Wrong again, insect. There's more than enough formula here for New York, New Jersey, Philadelphia, Washington...

Spider-Man:
Mona, I'd better stop him before he reaches Anaheim, Azuza, and Cucamonga.

Green Goblin:
The troublesome trio!

Iceman:
Here I come, to help my chum, 'cause he is dum!

Juggernaut:
I am the one who found the lost temple of Cyttorak. I am the one who stole its mystic power. That power transformed me into the human Juggernaut, the only one who can destroy the X-Men!

Kraven:
I have the speed of a cheetah!

Firestar:
Even a cheetah can be caught!

Spider-Man:
You give off bad vibes, Shocker!

Iceman:
Introducing the ice-amazing, ice-astounding Iceman!

Iceman:
Saving your life is becoming a habit.

Spider-Man:
That's one habit you shouldn't break.

Spider-Man:
What do we call ourselves?

Firestar:
We used to be X-Men, Bobby. And since we're all friends, why not the Spider-Friends?

Iceman:
It's okay by me.

Spider-Man:
I'm flattered.

Juggernaut:
You can't stop me, Spider-Man. But, I can stop you!

[Peter, Bobby and Angelica are hurrying home]

Angelica Jones:
I know. Let's have a race. [the three of them stop running] I'll even give you a head start. [in a brilliant flash of yellow light Angelica changes into Firestar. Bobby freezes himself in a human-size ice block and becomes Iceman. Iceman turns to Peter, who is only half-changed into his Spider-Man costume, not even wearing his mask]

Peter Parker:
[pulling his shoes off] Excuse me, but I've got to do it the *hard* way.

Bruce Banner:
Superheroes on a bus? What are you advertising?

Spider-Man:
Comic books.

Iceman:
Firestar, honey, I lava you.

Firestar:
Where did you get your clothes? TRASH CITY?

Green Goblin:
Liquid nitrogen turns steel to peanut brittle. Watch!

[sprays liquid nitrogen on the safe]

Green Goblin:
This'll really *crack* you up!

[smashes the safe with a hammer]

Green Goblin:
Ha ha ha ha ha!

[first lines]

Thief:
If you can make it to the tunnel, it's a clean getaway.

Spider-Man:
[sniffs Green Goblin's formula] Shew! What is this? Cream of garbage juice?

[last lines]

Firestar:
And what do you think of Spider-Man, Ms. Lion?

Eric the Viking:
Have I died, and awakened in Valhalla?

Firestar:
Valhalla is the Viking's heaven.

Spider-Man:
Thanks, now tell me the capitol of Montana.