Spring Fever

Mr. Waters:
Sufferin' niblicks! A hole in one!

Female Golfer:
What's a birdie?

Male Golfer:
It's a thing that makes wise birds turn cuckoo.

Jack Kelly:
Gee, Pa - lay off those heavy boxes! You're no Dempsey.

Pop Kelly:
The boss has been hollerin' for you - an' he's mad as blazes.

Jack Kelly:
Listen, Pa - if the old herring gets too fresh I'll quit - then where will he be?

Title Card:
The wealthy Widow Lomsdon had married in haste and repented at Reno.

Title Card:
Eustance Tewksbury was born in London and had been in a fog ever since.

Allie Monte:
How do I look?

Jack Kelly:
You look like a million right from the mint!

Jack Kelly:
Allie, I'm sorry - please let me explain! I can see you in there, Allie! Why don't you answer me? Won't oo let oo ittle boy friend make upsie wiv oo?

Jack Kelly:
I'm going home, boss. You'll find me in the shipping room tomorrow morning. I'm not going to marry for money. I thought I was the whole maple forest, but I'm only the sap.

Allie Monte:
Whatever did I do with my nightgown?

Jack Kelly:
Search me! Want me to turn on the light?

Allie Monte:
Don't you dare! I've found it!

Jack Kelly:
Thank goodness!

Allie Monte:
How would you like to spend our honeymoon abroad?

Jack Kelly:
Just dandy.

Allie Monte:
I'll turn on the light now, dear, if you are ready.

Jack Kelly:
I'm ready.