State of Georgia

Aunt Honey:
I have to organize my charity event; I raise money for PWORN.

Jo:
Porn needs more money? Because I-I'm pretty sure it's doing well.

Aunt Honey:
Not "porn"; P-W-O-R-N: The Poor Woman's Outreach Resource Network. Oh, it's a favourite cause of mine!

Georgia:
So, you're really into PWORN?

Aunt Honey:
I chair the Gala committee.

Georgia:
So, what does that make you, like, a PWORN star?

Aunt Honey:
I work very hard at this cause!

Georgia:
Wow, hard core!

Aunt Honey:
Okay, you get one more. Choose it well.

[from trailer]

Jo:
I know what'll cheer you up. Let's go to the bridal registry and play "Which Couple Isn't Going to Make It?"

Georgia Chamberlin:
[in chicken costume, to Jo] We look like Big Bird's illegitimate kids.

Georgia Chamberlin:
[trying to impress Kelly Webster] You know... It's funny, I was talking to Steph the other day, Lady Gaga, and she was like...

Kelly Webster:
I heard that Steph is really big friends with Jason Der?lo, so you must know him too.

Georgia Chamberlin:
J. Dlo? We are super tight.

Kelly Webster:
So you must be going to his concert tomorrow night then?

Georgia Chamberlin:
Where else would I be? Of course I am!

Kelly Webster:
Great! I'll see you there. I'll be sitting in the fourth row, where are you sitting?

Georgia Chamberlin:
Oh, man... [falsely disappointed] I got front row, sinner... Obviously.

Jo:
[obvious whisper behind Georgia] Stop saying words!

Kelly Webster:
Well... That's great to hear, because these tickets would cost six hundred dollars if you didn't know Jason.

Georgia Chamberlin:
[giggling] But I do, so...

Kelly Webster:
How about I stop by tomorrow night and we all go to the concert together?

Georgia Chamberlin:
[opens the door, holding herself to don't freak out] Yeah, I love it! That's a great idea.

Kelly Webster:
[fake best friends compliment each other and Kelly leaves]

Aunt Honey:
[On Jo discussing about the game she's playing] What on earth are you doing?

Jo:
I'm playing Dwarf Quest 4! See, I'm a spell casting dwarf...

Georgia Chamberlin:
[Georgia breaks in worried about her friend Kelly Webster coming over] We have an emergency!

Aunt Honey:
Don't I know it! Jo is going to die alone if we don't do something.

[to Jo]

Aunt Honey:
At least put some lipstick on, sweetie.

Georgia Chamberlin:
No, no, no. Kelly Webster just e-mailed me. She's coming to New York and she wants to hang.

[does a scared face]

Aunt Honey:
Who is Kelly Webster?

Jo:
She's Georgia's frenemy from back home.

Georgia Chamberlin:
She pretends to be my bestie, Aunt Honey, but she lives to humiliate me.

[Shows Aunt Honey a text from Kelly Webster on her phone]

Aunt Honey:
[Aunt Honey reads it out loud] "Hi, Georgia. I'm sure you're having a great time in NYC. I miss you." Oh, that snake in the grass.

[makes disgusted face]

Jo:
[clueless face, whispering] What?

Aunt Honey:
[to Georgia] What do you need, baby?

Georgia Chamberlin:
I really need to impress Kelly Webster, ok? So I was worrying, Aunt Honey, if you could stay clear for tomorrow tonight so she doesn't know that you took us in?

Aunt Honey:
Oh, it's not on my high reel either. Well, staying out of your way tomorrow evening will not be a problem, I'm going to a very high in key party.