Sue Thomas: F.B.Eye

Sue Thomas:
[She's mad because she acted in commercial without being told that it was to elect a specific congressman] I'm going to go and exercise another one of my rights, that's what I'm going to do.

Bobby Manning:
I hope this isn't the one about the right to bear arms.

Jack Hudson:
I think her bare hands are going to be enough.

Lucy Dotson:
[after resolving one of Sue's problems] 'Cause somehow when it's about me, my powers of perception seem to mysteriously vanish.

Jack Hudson:
Yes Miles, if you're right, you can say you told me so. And I know you will in that special way that makes us all love you so.

Jack Hudson:
Hey Howie how are the hens doing?

Howie Fines:
The hens are fine. It's me that's dying here.

Deanne Bray:
He's not what I expected. He doesn't look like a serial killer.

Myles Leland III:
They never do. That'd make it too easy.

Jack Hudson:
So unless you want to go before a jury with this scientific evidence, why don't you just agree to allow me to buy you a new rooster? And I will send each chicken a letter of condolences with my sincere appologies.

Sue Thomas:
is it bad?

Jack Hudson:
it only hurts when i

Jack Hudson:
[stands up]

Jack Hudson:
move

Sue Thomas:
you know i was serious when i said some people think brains are really more attractive then muscles

Jack Hudson:
oh wow... what if a person has both?

Sue Thomas:
then they'd be quite a catch, wouldn't they?

Jack Hudson:
what are you looking at?

Jack Hudson:
[jack tells levi]

Jack Hudson:
i am quite a catch

Jack Hudson:
It wasn't, we weren't, i mean, we weren't making out

Bobby Manning:
Oh really? What would you call it?

Ann Leland:
[after catching Sue and Jack making out] What are you doing? I mean, I can see what you're DOING, but what are you doing in here?

Tara Williams:
[to Jack] I hear you've been cheating on me, with one of my friends, no less!

Myles Leland III:
What happened?

Tara Williams:
You missed it, Jack and Sue got married!

Myles Leland III:
I went out for a tuna sandwich. How long was I gone?

Jack Hudson:
Ok, here's one we should know. What do you like about me. Feel free to go into detail.

Sue Thomas:
I don't think we need to know that. Even if we did, I don't think we would have enough time.

Jack Hudson:
You mean for you to go into detail about all the things you like about me?

Sue Thomas:
No, for me to come up with one.

Jack Hudson:
Oh, OK!

Tara Williams:
I have a bone to pick with you mister. It seems that you have been cheating on me. With one of my friends no less.

Sue Thomas:
You talked to Janet.

Tara Williams:
Any chance we can make this up. Or do I have to file for a divorce?

Jack Hudson:
Now that you had your fun. Is there any chance that we can keep this on the downlow?

Bobby Manning:
What? Keep the tabloid of the century off the airway? Actually we have a nice little office pool going. I say that Sparky and Tara calm the storm and stay together.

Dimitrius Gans:
But the smart money is on Sue the homewrecker landing her man.

Lucy Dotson:
What did I miss? What are you guys talking about?

Bobby Manning:
Jack and Sue making out in Dragon lady's office at Callaghan and Merced.

Lucy Dotson:
WHAT?

Jack Hudson:
We weren't making out.

Dimitrius Gans:
You want to go under oath and say that. We have a reliable witness.

Sue Thomas:
It was apart of the undercover.

Lucy Dotson:
So you were making out?

Jack Hudson:
We weren't making out.

Bobby Manning:
What exactly was it?

Jack Hudson:
So you're asking me to go out with you?

Sue Thomas:
Um, no. Actually it's more like Randy is asking you to go out with me.

Bobby Manning:
(to Myles Leyland III) You're our own fountain of youth...every day spent with you makes us feel like we've lived an eternity.