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Fujimoto:
Hello?

Sudo:
Inspector Sudo speaking. You're not the same man. Who are you?

Fujimoto:
I'm ... "Black Cat."

Sudo:
Black Cat?

Fujimoto:
That's right!

Sudo:
Where's the man we spoke to the first time?

Fujimoto:
"Hayabusa-Jetter" is not available.

Sudo:
I see. So... Sakamaki is this "Hayabusa-Jetter," is he?

Fujimoto:
No! He's "The Crusher."

Sudo:
"Crusher?" Stop jerking us around! Identify yourselves!

Fujimoto:
Listen carefully. We ... are the "Space Travelers!"

Sudo:
... weird name. All right. State your demands.

Shimizu:
I've ... always had a big inferiority complex. My teachers, they all gave me negative scores for social activities. I never even managed to date a girl. At yesterday's lonely hearts dinner, I was too shy to do anything. But... I think ... now I think I can do it. I think I've changed. So let me go and get the pizza. Besides, I'm not Shimizu any more. I'm ... BIG BAD CARL HENDRIX!

Midori:
It was all just like a dream. Was it a good dream, or a nightmare? I'm not sure if this is the right way to remember it, but while I was in the dream, playing Irene, I felt more alive than ever before. And I don't think I'm the only one. I still haven't found what it is that I should do. I'm searching for a paradise that's waiting for me. And what about you? You -- what are you doing now?

Fujimoto:
Hello?

Sudo:
Inspector Sudo speaking. You're not the same man. Who are you?

Fujimoto:
I'm..."Black Cat."

Sudo:
Black Cat?

Fujimoto:
That's right!

Sudo:
Where's the man we spoke to the first time?

Fujimoto:
"Hayabusa-Jetter" is not available.

Sudo:
I see. So... Sakamaki is this "Hayabusa-Jetter," is he?

Fujimoto:
No! He's "The Crusher."

Sudo:
"Crusher?" Stop jerking us around! Identify yourselves!

Fujimoto:
Listen carefully. We... are the "Space Travelers!"

[long pause]

Sudo:
...weird name. All right. State your demands.

Fujimoto:
What are our demands?

Nishiyama:
No way they'll meet them. Just say anything.

Fujimoto:
[to the cops] We want... fifty million dollars!

Shimizu:
I've... always had a big inferiority complex. My teachers, they all gave me negative scores for social activities. I never even managed to date a girl. At yesterday's lonely hearts dinner, I was too shy to do anything. But... I think... now I think I can do it. I think I've changed. So let me go and get the pizza. Besides, I'm not Shimizu any more. I'm... BIG BAD CARL HENDRIX!

[Last line]

Midori:
It was all just like a dream. Was it a good dream, or a nightmare? I'm not sure if this is the right way to remember it, but while I was in the dream, playing Irene, I felt more alive than ever before. And I don't think I'm the only one. I still haven't found what it is that I should do. I'm searching for a paradise that's waiting for me. And what about you? You - what are you doing now?

Fujimoto:
[after giving everyone their identity] Great! Let us do battle with the Evil Ones! [silence] No, I meant the cops.

Sudo:
[answers call] Hello! Hayabusa-Jetter?

Nishiyama:
Yes, that's who I am. Let me introduce our comrades. [hands phone to Midori]

Midori:
I'm Irene Bear. Don't think my beauty stops me from being really bad. [gives phone to Shintaro]

Shintaro Kurasawa:
I'm Electric Sunny. Be careful of the traps I've laid for you, hahaha.

Shimizu:
[nervous] My name is Carl Hendrix. Our plan is foolproof!

Kimiko Fukaura:
Hi, Gold Papillon here, darling. My alias is Sexy Dynamite.

Fujimoto:
[in the background] Don't make stuff up!

Kimiko Fukaura:
[continues] How'd you like to feel my sexy punch?

Koichi Fukaura:
This is Hoi speaking. Do not underestimate me or you'll get hurt.

Sakamaki:
Crusher here. [shouts in Spanish, then hands over the phone to Fujimoto as he mumbles] Justice always wins, I said.

Fujimoto:
Let me repeat, my name is Black Cat. We'll never let you take the Earth! Here's Dragon Attack.

Takamura:
[stares at phone for a moment] BUH!