Tales from Muppetland: The Frog Prince

Taminella:
Have a popover, froggy!

Taminella:
Never kiss a frog, Malora! You'll get warts on your lips!

Sir Robin the Brave:
I'm valiant and daring/And noble of bearing,/Couragous and gallant,/A mountain of talent./No wonder folks curtsy and wave/I'm Robin, Sir Robin, the Brave.

Kermit:
You're also a frog.

Princess Melora:
Bake the hall in the candle of her brain!

Taminella:
Mercy, makes a cute little frog, doesn't he?

Sweetums:
Oh yes, nice frogy frog. No princy prince now!

Taminella:
Don't look so worried, little frogy. There's still a way you can break the spell. I mean, you might just happen to meet a princess. And she might befriend you and take you to live in the palace, and someday she just might kiss you. Then you'll be a prince again.

[laughs]

Taminella:
Doesn't seem so likely, does it?

Sweetums:
Oh, froggy frog nice. Cute froggy frog.

Taminella:
Oh, Sweetums, you old bunnykins, do you like the froggy?

Sweetums:
Yes, yes. Froggy frog nice.

Taminella:
Why don't you keep him? He could be your pet, your friend, your...

Sweetums:
Breakfast!

Taminella:
That too!

Kermit:
A frog does not dog-paddle!

Kermit:
Will you stop talking about the princess? You know, she's not even green.

Princess Melora:
Oh! I want to quee the been!

King Rupert the Second:
My dear, if it were up to me, you could quee all the beans you wanted to... whatever that means.

Kermit:
You're crazy; you can't swim!

Robin:
But if I go back on my word it will be... unprincely.

Kermit:
And if you drown it'll be unfrogly.

Robin:
I bet you'd like me if I were a prince.

Taminella:
Well, my, my. So, you have a new pet, Malora. What a sweet little frog, what a dear little frog, what a familiar little frog.

Princess Melora:
[to King Rupert II] He's a drog, fatty.

King Rupert the Second:
You mean he was the toad prince all along?

King Rupert the Second:
I'm sorry, but if you're really my sister, I'm afraid I need proof.

Taminella:
Well, all right, good King Rupert the Second. What was the name of your father?

King Rupert the Second:
King Rupert the First!

Taminella:
So was mine!

King Rupert the Second:
Sister!

Taminella:
Brother!

Sweetums:
SWEETUMS EAT FROGGY NOW!

Gawain:
[Robin has just told a sad story about how he was a prince turned into a frog] Yeah, we frogs just love fairytales!