Tarzan

Young Tarzan:
I'll be the best ape ever!

Tantor:
That sounded like Tarzan He sounded like he's in trouble!

Terk:
Why doesn't he get his new friends to help him? I don't care

Tantor:
(angry) THAT'S IT! I've had it with you and your emotional constipation! TARZAN NEEDS US and we're gonna help him ya got that? Now pipe down and hang on tight! We've got a boat to catch.

Tarzan:
No matter where I go, you will always be my mother.

Kala:
And you will always be in my heart.

Kerchak:
You came back.

Tarzan:
I came home.

Professor Porter:
Shall I, ahem, leave you and the blackboard alone for a moment?

Jane Porter:
I was saved! I was saved by a flying wild man in a loincloth.

Clayton:
Even if you hadn't grown up a savage, you'd be lost. There are no trails through a woman's heart.

Jane Porter:
Daddy, they took my boot!

Tantor:
Whoa! Okay. It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye.

Kala:
Don't even think about it.

Tarzan:
How'd you know it was me?

Kala:
I'm your mother. I know everything. Now, where have you been?

Tarzan:
I thought you knew everything.

Kerchak:
I said he could stay. That doesn't make him my son.

Terk:
Can you believe that guy? Drops us like a newborn giraffe, kerplop!

Clayton:
If I can teach a parrot to sing "God Save the Queen," I can certainly teach this savage a thing or two.

Young Tantor:
Are you sure this water's sanitary? It looks questionable to me.

Terk:
What kind of primitive beasts are responsible for this mess?

Tantor:
Oh, Terk, I've never seen him so happy.

Terk:
Eh, I give it a week.

Professor Porter:
He could be the missing link!

Clayton:
Or our link to the gorillas.

Clayton:
Have we met?

[Tarzan gets ready to scare Kala behind her back]

Kala:
Don't even think about it.

Tarzan:
How'd you know it was me?

Kala:
I'm your mother. I know everything. Now, where have you been?

Tarzan:
I thought you knew everything.

[Terk pounces on him]

Terk:
Hey, Auntie K! You look remarkably groomed today!

Tantor:
Y'know, I've been thinking lately that Tarzan might be some subspecies of elephant.

Terk:
What are you, crazy? An elephant?!

Tantor:
Listen to me. Think about it. He enjoys a peanut, I enjoy a peanut.

Terk:
He looks nothin' like ya!

Clayton:
[clears his throat] Where are the gorillas? [Tarzan plays with his mustache] GO-REE-LUHZ!

Tarzan:
[imitates Clayton] GO-REE-LUHZ!

Jane:
Shouting won't help, Mr. Clayton. He doesn't understand English.

Clayton:
Then I'll make him understand. If I can teach a parrot to sing "God save the Queen", I can certainly teach this savage a thing or two. [draws a crude gorilla on Jane's chalkboard and points to it with the chalk] Gorilla.

Tarzan:
[takes the chalk and examines it] Gor-illa!

Professor Porter:
[excited] Oh! Oh! He's got it!

Tarzan:
Gor-illa! [proceeds to scribble wildly on the chalkboard] Gorrrrr-illllla!

Professor Porter:
Oh, perhaps not...

Clayton:
[grabs chalk] No! No no no no! [Tarzan grabs the chalk back]

Tarzan:
[imitating Clayton] No! No no no no! [they both bicker and fight over the chalk until Jane grabs it]

Jane:
Mr. Clayton, I think I'll take it from here.

Tarzan:
Terk, all you have to do is get Kerchak out of the way.

Terk:
What?!

Tantor:
Well, I'd be happy to get Kerch--

Terk:
[Grabs Tantor's trunk to shut him up] Hey! Shut your trunk, and get me outta here! [Tantor does so] Can you believe that guy? Drops us like a newborn giraffe - kerplop! - now waltzes in here and expects us to just-- [Tarzan lands in front of her]

Tarzan:
Terk, I'm asking you as a friend.

Terk:
[Grimacing at Tarzan's pleading face] Argh... Aah... with the face and the eyes and the... AH! All right! But don't make me do anything embarrassing. [Cut to Terk bursting out of the bushes in Jane's dress] I'M GONNA KILL HIM!!!!

Tantor:
[with his trunk disguised has Professor Porter] Actually, I thought that dress was rather slimming on you.

Terk:
Oh, really? I thought it was a little revealing...

[they both hear Kerchak's roar and run]

Clayton:
So sorry about the rude welcome, old boy, but I couldn't have you making a scene when we put your furry friends in their cages!

Tarzan:
Why?

Clayton:
Why? For £300 sterling a head. Actually, I have you to thank, old boy. Couldn't have done it without you.

Tantor:
I've never felt so alive!

Terk:
Good! 'Cause I'm gonna kill ya!

[Kerchak is on the verge of death]

Tarzan:
Kerchak, forgive me.

Kerchak:
No. Forgive me, for not understanding... that you have always been one of us. Our family will look to you now.

Tarzan:
No. Kerchak!

Kerchak:
Take care of them... my son. Take care of them. [dies]

Kerchak:
What happened?!

Young Tarzan:
It was my fault, Kerchak.

Kala:
Tarzan?

Young Tarzan:
We were playing and... well... I'm sorry, Kerchak.

Kerchak:
You almost killed someone!

Young Tarzan:
But it was an accident...

Kala:
He's only a child.

Kerchak:
This is no excuse, Kala. You can't keep defending him.

Kala:
He'll learn from it.

Kerchak:
He can't learn. He can't learn to be one of us.

Kala:
Because you never give him a chance!

Kerchak:
Give him a chance?! Kala, look at him! He will never be one of us!

Kala:
Kerchak, please! [to Tarzan, who escapes from her and Kerchak] Tarzan, come back here!

Kerchak:
[to Tarzan, Kala, Terk, Tantor, Mungo, Flynt, and all of the other gorillas] Gather round, everyone. We will avoid the strangers. Do not let them see you, and do not seek them out.

Tarzan:
They mean us no harm, Kerchak.

Kerchak:
Tarzan, I don't know that.

Tarzan:
But, I do. I've spent time with them.

Kerchak:
You may be willing to risk our safety, but I'm not.

Tarzan:
[angry] Why are you being threatened by anyone different from you?!

Kerchak:
Protect this family and stay away from them.

Kaka:
[to Tarzan] Tarzan, for once, listen to Kerchak!

Tarzan:
Why didn't you tell me there are creatures, who look like me?!

Tarzan:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Tantor:
That sounded like Tarzan. It sounded like... like... like he was in trouble.

Terk:
Yeah?! Well, why doesn't he get his new friends to help him?! I don't care!

Tantor:
That's it! [grabs Terk's chest with his trunk before she walks off]

Terk:
GAWK!

Tantor:
I’VE HAD IT WITH YOU, AND YOUR EMOTIONAL CONSTIPATION! TARZAN NEEDS US, AND WE'RE GONNA HELP HIM! YOU GOT THAT?!

Terk:
Uh-huh!

Tantor:
Now, pipe down, and hang on tight! We've got a boat to catch.