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I must say it's inspirational how you found a place for the Clampetts right nextdoor to your own.
The people who lived there were my best friends and neighbors for over 20 years. I'm really going to miss them.
It's a shame they had to file for bankruptcy and had to sell the place.
I know. I'd hate to think that my phone call to the IRS had anything to do with it.
[Talking about Laura "getting married" to Jed Clampett]
You're not going to sleep with him, are you?
That's not your problem.
Good! Laura, I've got my hand on your butt. (Laura disconnects the line) Hold on! I've got someone on call waiting. (disconnects the line) Hello! Hello! (gets back on previous line) It was nobody! Anyways, I've got my hand on your butt and I'm squeezing.
Tyler, get your hand off my butt.
[discussing his theory on bowling] I think I've finally figured this game out, Spanky. You take this here ball, put it in this here gully, and let it roll down yonder. Then you hurl yourself down this here slippery gully and see how many of them there snake bashing clubs you can knock down before the ball gets there.
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