The Big Empty

Elron:
Hey, you're not John Law, are you?

John Person:
Uhh, no.

Elron:
So, you're into hookers!

Agent Banks:
Slave, my ass, I shoulda been the king.

John Person:
Who are you?

Cowboy:
I'm just a cowboy, John. Pure and simple.

John Person:
No, Dan, I'm waiting to deliver a mysterious suitcase to a hooker-killing cowboy who's supposed to give me $27,000. On top of that I've got my neighbor's head in a bowling ball bag under my sink.

Randy:
She broke up with me!

John Person:
So you tied her up?

John Person:
This is not how you treat a woman. You don't kidnap a woman. You don't tie her to a chair. You don't put a gag in a woman's mouth!

Cowboy:
There's been a little hitch in the giddy-up.

Randy:
What I learned is that you never take away the thing that somebody else loves.

[first lines]

Grace:
[answers the door in her robe]

John Person:
Hi. Oh, Grace, I'm sorry. I thought I heard you moving around in there. Um, listen, I can't decide.

Grace:
Did you hear - about the callback?

John Person:
No, not yet. I've got some new head shots.

Grace:
What happened to your furniture?

John Person:
I had to sell it all.

Grace:
Even Your bed?

John Person:
Yeah. I'm not gonna need it.

John Person:
Why me?

Cowboy:
I help people move on, John; help them to escape their mundane ordinary lives. If you want to keep living this life of quiet desperation, that's up to you.

[last lines]

John Person:
You look different tonight.

Grace:
It's the tenth frame, you get one more chance. Make it count. Then we start a new game.